What a hideous female of the species...

What a hideous female of the species. Why the fuck was every fashion magazine shoving that homely beast down our throats on every magazine cover as if she were some ravishing beauty, when even with beer goggles in the dark she's a two?

because its hip and dandy to portrait Harambe

Good to see that someone cleaned off all the crap in the "after" picture to the right.

Upper-deckers are the absolute worst.

Apart from the usual goals and benefits of propaganda, it must give them a sick power rush to see brainwashed into fear and confusion cucks calling ugly things beautiful and vice versa.

Kek, kek, ke, ke, kek

keked and checked
her shoulders are ridiculous. what woman has that kind of upper body??

Subversion also checked

That's enough out of you hans

>woman

Michelle Obama has a man's body. No matter how hard her wardrobe people try to tighten her belts they can't pull off even a hint of an hourglass waist on her, and he shoulders are wider than her hips.

I don't buy into the conspiracy theories about her being a man but that doesn't change the fact that she's ridiculously masculine. She has more testosterone in her than Barack.

A Fridgewoman

You now realise that there are no photos of Michelle Obama pregnant and her kids don't look much like her

>She has more testosterone in her than Barack.
I wonder what his safe word is for when she starts getting too rough with him.

Our German friend here is correct. It's all double speak in an attempt to shape culture.

Can you imagine if the first black first lady was called ugly like Barbara Bush was? No, that won't do. Honestly though she's not even pretty for a black woman, but at least she isn't fat.

Joan Rivers was killed by the obongos hit men

Someone tell Sup Forums fridge posting became a thing for the normies.

>tfw she has bigger traps than you

Feels bad man but those are fucking huge traps

Wtf, her traps are as big as mine and I go to the gym regularly.

I spit my water out

That is not a female body.

>when even with beer goggles in the dark she's a two?

never heard a German rhyme before

>she

Stop bullying Michael Obama.

"Change"

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Who wins in a Mandingo fight to the death Leslie jones or Michael Obama

Pic related for the non homosexuals and don't know what traps are.

She can swing through the trees
with the greatest of ease.

Respect for the office of first lady.

It doesn't matter if she was in fact an ape in heels.

>knowledge of musculoskeletal system is homosexual

Only in Australia

War is peace, insanity is reason,
Degeneracy is wholesomeness,
Michelle Obama is hot

Because the fashion industry is run by gay men.

>every fashion magazine
>every magazine cover
bcoz the publishers know every fgt
(You) looks at every magazine cover

>Can you imagine if the first black first lady was called ugly like Barbara Bush was?
You don't have to imagine. It happens all the time.
I'm pretty sure I've heard more people ragging on Michelle Obama than Barbra Bush.
Then again, Michelle is younger, and I can imagine a guy who's a little gay fucking her.
Ok, he'd have to be more than a "little" gay.
But Barbra Bush was just 100% "untouchable", no matter what you're into.

underrated

Leslie has the face of a gorilla but she doesn't seem to be that strong, the other monkey looks like she has some serious strength in those arms and shoulders. I'd bet on mrs Obongo.

back to the right e patty with you!

fuck shes so fucking hideous