Stop shaving your beard

stop shaving your beard

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I don't need a beard to look manly, you nu-male fucker.

I don't shave my beard

stop posting le church burning man memes

stop watching porn

Is it true that if you shave it all off to grow it out again it comes back thicker?

In which part of the old and new Edda it says it is forbidden/I should stop to shave?

Now fuck off.

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nu-males completely destroyed beard culture and significance

give me 10 reasons.

no

Stop watching porn I get. Stop playing video games I understand. Stop shaving? Terrible advice. You will look like a homeless person with a neglect-beard and a nu-male with a groomed beard.

Shave daily. Our grandfathers who fought in WWII shaved daily.

Take this shit to Sup Forums.

i hate what millennials and numales have done to the beard. beards used to be a symbol of virility, of manliness. they adorned the faces of red-blooded, blue collar, hard working men who got their hands dirty on a daily basis, the sort of men who built muscle and physique out in the field and not on hamster machines. beards used to be respectable.

now every numale libcuck piece of shit wears a beard. the beard has been misappropriated by the beta generation: no longer do beards call to mind greatness. instead beards remind us of the scrawny, basement dwelling, left-leaning, spineless sacks of human excrement who would sooner let ahmed fuck their gfs then do an honest hard day's work.

i used to grow my beard out. now i shave, because i want nothing do with the dickless ass suckers who wear beards now. and i suggest all of you to shave as well, unless you want to come right out and admit you're on the CTR payroll.

Varg posting is my favourite posting

stop posting on Sup Forums

>i care about nu-males enough to make decisions based on what they do

cuck

nu male detected
yiiikes

buy my rpg you fucking cucks

It's No Shave November. Why would I shave?

Beards are still seen to be a very manly thing in Europe.

>i-i shave my beard because h-hipsters

beta cuck

>Shave daily. Our grandfathers who fought in WWII shaved daily.
they had to because of this

There's nothing to shave

>whining about other men's looks
queer

says germany, the biggest cuck of all europe. you enjoy tasting muhammed's cock on your wife's lips when you kiss her goodnight, franz?

not an argument :^)

worst korea is right on that one

just a reminder, if you do grow out a beard, get some fucking beard oil or your face will feel like a brillo pad

it's not about looking manly. it's healthy to have hair on your face

>beard culture
you're part of the problem. is there an "eyebrow culture" as well?

i actually can't wait to get out of this shit country so i can actually post on Sup Forums with a non-cucked flag :^)

>muh cultural appropriation.
literally numale behavior

proxi is much less expensive, hans

kek you motherfucker

take these digits

You know, that's an easy one.

those sported by nu-cucks aren't even beards anyway. they're overgrown 5 o'clock shadows at best.

this is a beard.

STOP THIS FORCE MEME.

got it at home, but now i'm doing jackshit in the office :^)

Is this a joke
?

stop wearing glasses or contacts

BUY MY FUCKING RPG

can't grow a beard, at most i get some ugly stubble.

better to stay shaved...

Who is most based man on Earth and why is it Varg

>Dat vlog channel about prepping with his glorious aryan famlee

>Dat vlog post about steps to becoming self sufficient with #1 being "Obtain beautiful traditional wife"

I don't have a weak jawline to hide, faggot.

You gotta trim the hair away from your lips, dude. You'll end up getting everything you eat/drink in the hairs hanging over your lip. Also it's not a bad idea to shave your neck from time to time to keep it from getting scratchy.

t. bearded guy.

I have a strong jawline, so I'm good

>and a nu-male with a groomed beard

The fact that nu-males look like faggots with a beard isn't because of the beard. It's because nu-males are soft cunts.

Stop taking hot showers.

Stop drinking tea or coffee.

Has he actually said this? Would love a source

Yeah, that's how mine is. Its really pubey and I can't straighten the hairs for the life of me. Do I need to start over and oil from the beginning or can I just go buy some?

Stop breathing.

O-Ok...

Stop laughing. Stop having fun.

ITT: 90% of posters are not even aware who OP is

nys

Stop using abbreviations.

Use conditioner and start combing it once or twice a week.

But I have a strong jaw and a shit tier facial hair pattern.

beard oil is a meme, it literally just moisturizes the skin. If you talk to a competent barber he'll tell you to just condition it.

>Has he actually said this? Would love a source

ThuleanPersepective dot youtube slash poasts dut cum

stop going on Sup Forums

I have a really shitty moustache. I'll grow a beard when I look good on one

STOP ENJOYING LIFE

Shaved my beard off 2 days ago.
Was around 8 inches long, and getting pretty wicked looking.

Yes, I regret it. (its very strange feeling things like wind and air touch your neck again)
On the upside, I don't look like a fucking muzzie.

Don't you fucking meme me arsehole

Way ahead of you m8. I haven't shaved in about a year now.

Good idearrrrr. Rubbing some fancy patchouli on my face and smelling like a hippie all day does sound like hipster science.

Vargposting is beautiful.

Please don't stop lads.

Stop eating breakfast.

>feminist shadow government controls his dystopia
>he's on Sup Forums whining about beards

why don't you pathetic fags just surrender to the North and reunify under their authority? You're clearly too pussy to govern yourselves

I don't have one.

as if he braided his hair. was this during trial?

Yes. The trial.

No it just temporarily looks thicker

the eddas are not an authority on the matter. you shouldn't refer to them in such a way to begin with.

they are a collection of norse poems.

1. You'll look less autistic
2. It'll hide your triple chin
3. You'll get to catch all your Big Mac crumbs and have a little snack after
4. You'll look like less of a faggot
5. Your dad will be less embarrassed to introduce you to his friends
6. People will take you more seriously, until you vomit out words
7. You'll look less retarded
8. You can use it as a napkin to wipe your greasy chode fingers
9. You'll look like the 35th degree wizard that you are
10. You'll look slightly less retarded

I don't really care who wears a beard because I like mine. It makes me feel confident and people literally treat me better when I have it. I'm treated like an adult and not a youngster, surprisingly. Other men respect it, women might like it too I don't know.

But I do think its funny when you see the hipsters with perfectly shaped designer beards who must spend an hour a day grooming and combing it. Just let it grow. And god forbid don't shave the stuff off your face like this chucklecuck.

designer beard are a fucking disgrace

God, this fucking fag makes my neck itch so much.

Stop being non White.

not a single argument there, fuck off leaf.

Stop shaving.

You didn't say argument, you said give you ten reasons. I even tailored them for your chubby autistic face

Your beard is like anything else. You wear it or not depending on the image you want to put forward. And it's just a part of your entire facade.

The problem with the nu-male beard isn't so much the beard but everything surrounding it.

give me 100 reasons

>3. You'll get to catch all your Big Mac crumbs and have a little snack after

>tfw you raise your lip up to your nose and sniff your mustache

Sure;

1-100.) You'll look slightly less retarded

>Implying he shaved it off instead of simply being incapable of growing it because he's low test

...

give me 1000 reasons that arent the same

No. Beards are fucking awful.

Honestly, go fuck a dog Justin.

Same here
The only thing I can grow are sideburns.

zeroanthropology.net/2016/07/27/the-new-victorianism/
Educate yourself on why beard is a symbol of a fragile identity

Stop giving reasons.

Now that would be a true feat. A 100% all natural neckbeard.

Sorry bud, I know it's mean to pick on autists, I just can't help myself :3

leaf anthropologist, but very based

Come swallow my maple syrupy load and I will

No, because I will look like a terrorist

saged

give me 17 explanations