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i think i know why

Why are his aids retarded?

dodged a bullet there
>VERY UNPRESIDENTIAL

I PACKED MY BAGS LAST NIGHT, PREFLIGHT

ZERO HOUR 9AM

Why does anyone listen to that whiny faggot sing? I checked him out years ago and he was shit. Sad!

his face is what I imagine AIDS looks like at the microscopic level

ROCKET MAN

BUH BUH BUH BENNY AND THE JETSSSSS

> and he was shit.

you're either a child or a pleb

>subtle kek

At least I dont listen to fagtunes, fag.

>being so uncertain of your sexuality you have to avoid certain songs in case they absolutely turn you full faggot

mate, seek counsel

#allkneeswillbend

wait are you trump? that "Sad!" at the end is unmistakable

They aren't, you just don't understand what they are doing.

Well that's awkward.

He would probably pull some stunt anyway. Why would you want him?

youtube.com/watch?v=9lRqyZYfrmE&t=13s

can we get five finger death punch plox?
youtube.com/watch?v=_kvUV-92Esw

i'm going to go with things made up by the media for 100 alex

It's real, there's a video of the aide saying it and everything.

nypost.com/2016/11/23/key-adviser-claims-elton-john-will-play-at-trumps-inauguration/

He's best friends with Donald

looks like a fag

I was trying to rewrite "My President is White" to spoof that song about Obama, but the nigger speak was hard to replace and make it sound the same.

w h o

c a r e s

Tiny Dancer and Rocket Man are the only good Elton John songs

prove me wrong

Yea be the realest shit I actually wrote
I wrote this shit by the way nigger
Some real shit here nigger
This will be the realest shit you never quote
Lets go!

My President is white, Michigan's not blue
and I be god damn if wisconsin is too
My mother is at home and my fathers not in jail
Obamas makin me wait, confirmations in the mail
Lets go!
My President is white, Michigan's not blue
and I be god damn if wisconsin is too
Bookies money light green and Im makin em pay
everyone love to see white unless they are gay

Today was a good day hope I have a great night
dunno what youre bitchin for because our presidents white

If he's best friends then why would he publicly call Trump a barbarian while fundraising for Hillary Clinton?

hollywoodreporter.com/rambling-reporter/inside-hillary-clintons-final-star-938301

ITT We meme slayer into he inaugural ceremony.

Kek wills it.

youtube.com/watch?v=yjb0j9l1sz4

since he released a song for Diana's death and was knighted for it, he made clear he's one of the rotten snakes
begging for a stomping

Because he's saving face.

REJECTED
kek
how will you racist faggots recover?

...

can't fault you with those digits, but also "your song"

trump isnt friends with cowards

elton did make great songs but apparently he made a deal with the devil for it, as most or all top profile stars have

>Tfw we get Ted Nugent at inauguration

>expecting (((globalist))) puppets to support Trump, ever.
You have to sell your soul to the (((media executives))) and support all their endeavors if you want to be make it in entertainment, or else you'll be blacklisted.
ibtimes.co.uk/hollywood-studios-blacklist-penelope-cruz-over-gaza-letter-accusing-israel-genocide-1460455

PLAY HIM ON, KEYBOARD MAN

>mfw Stranglehold plays and Trump does the guitar solo

they should play this instead
youtube.com/watch?v=oP5IDQbwtK4

Motley Crue opens up with kickstart my heart, show closes with performance of I am a real american.

I want TayTay to make a surprise appearance and sing at Trump's inauguration for maximum butthurt.

i hope she lifts her skirt, flashes her 10 inch dong and screams into the mic "DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE"

Yung Jeezy is a saint and you will respect the hustle.

most ameriburgers understand very little

>implying that wasn't CTR or the other 5 groups here

Has there ever been a board as comprehensively BTFOed as Sup Forums?

> nigger
> saint

choose 1

jeezy is straight trash even when he was popular, he just rode on that gucci mane beef and basically copped everyone else's swag

>(you)

I'll allow it

Why the flying fuck would you choose Elton John to do a gig at your inaugaration?

Get an american icon to rock the plaster off the walls ffs.

trump was trolling him

Explain this to me, burgers.

Why the fuck do your inaugurations need to be as flashy as possible with all those celebrities and shit?
Can't you just keep it small and just inaugurate the new president and call it a day?

OH CANDY AND RONNIE HAVE YA SEEN EM YET? OH BUT THEY'RE SO SPACED OOOUUUT