What did he mean by this?

What did he mean by this?

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>I'm an elderly man that lives out his life via young adult fantasy novels

>stop walking to mordor

Why? Are you Trump supporters getting scared??

The storm is coming XD

LOL he looks like his dog painting in the background

check it

I think it means "I don't have a grip on reality."
Like larpers, or waifufags.

>I get my political worldview from childrens movies

sounds about what i woulve expected

>Are you Trump supporters getting scared??

I'm literally shaking.

But the Empire were the good guys.

>if you collect and use guns to prevent muh tyranny and government opression

Nows the time. Unless all you gun fags are just larping.....

The storm being 80 year old manchildren and autistic little kids like you who actually still say "XD"? That's more of a pitiful little cloud that appears in the sky for 30 minutes than a storm.

He's just a faggot, just like every one else fighting in Dumblehurrs army.

RARE

It's essentially calling out the idealism of youth with the realities of the world. Both sides suffer from this to an extent.

"If they ever tried to take my gun, I would fight him!" is essentially the same as "If Trump tries to do x, I would fight him!"

The truth of the matter is that the vast majority of Americans are fat, lazy, and unmotivated for any such action. Despite this, platitudes are endless. You see it in the meme filters on facebook or the signatures on e petitions. No one can be bothered to actually get up and go outside to do something. Few ever actually put themselves in any sort of danger because they can justify online avenging as "good enough." No one will trade their comfiness for a few loose ideas of moral or ethical right. The only people who would already are already controlled through welfare and handouts.

This. We are too comfy with very few real life threatening problems. An emp would be the best thing to happen for our country in the long run.

>Not joining the Empire and fighting the Rebel scum

underrated

Heil Volde

>What did he mean by this?
He is implying that current establishment is as bad as Voldemort and as evil as th SW Evil Empire.

Good thing we have Trump to fight them

to vote trump.

Ok so Trump is President Elect
He has 62,219,232 people who voted for him and those people are more likely to be armed than the Liberals who favor gun control

He also got anywhere from 60-70% of the military vote

Republicans have the house and senate and they will put their judges into Scotus

You can start a war over Trump being president but it won't work out well for you. If you remember what happened to the south after the last civil war that could be the liberal cities after your little uprising.

WE ARE THE STORM

Wtf is Dumbledore

He's telling us it's time to stand up and join the savior of all nations, Presidemt Donald Trump, in his valiant fight against the reprehensible globalist hordes.
MANA!
Make
All
Nations
Great
Again

Get the fuck out newshit

[cringing Intensifies]

>mfw I'd support the empire and Voldemort

Guess I'm the bad guy!

>Harry Potter shit

Hunger Games was an autistic mess. I legit should kill myself for watching every single movie.

>Implying the Empire did anything wrong

Tfw I have a Voldemort wand

>60-70% of the military vote
I thought got over 90%.

Where did all those Democrats come from? Probably enlisted Army.

My, Varg hasn't aged very well I must say.

Stop cosplaying as me.

why does Varg look old in this picture?

> Harry Potter is for "young adults"

Not sure which implication is worse, that the literary world believes Harry Potter isn't for children, or that the literary world thinks there are no children, only "young adults."

Sad!

YEAAAAH FICTIONAL STORIES ARE PERFECT ANALOGIES TO REALITY, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE KIDS BOOKS

First books are for children, while latter are actually YA (and coincidentally worse than the first ones)

>Fight in Dumbledore's Army
a group of children
>Follow the Mockingjay
An angsty child that eventually kills their own leader
>Fight back against the Empire
Decide to make everyone's situation worse by fighting back against the empire, when they return to power they literally are so negligent the remnents of the empire can build an entirely new super weapon and countless new ships and destroy them again.

Woah.

I don't even know who the fuck this faggot is?

Why do I care?

wtf? I love Voldemort now.

Am I team Voldemort now?

Like...fuck...pic related...

read "remember your (((education))) goys"

Why didn't this literature nigger pick better examples of heroic and desperate resistance, like in Inhabited Island, or Animal Farm, or the Terminator, or a dozen other ones?

No one in the west knows about Inhabited Island, or any other strugatsky books save for Roadside Picnic. Which really is a shame. As for your question, these don't fit the nazi narrative that they are so desperate to push.

>Leftists live in Fantasy Land
sounds accurate

It's funny because in one of the examples he uses the "good" guys firebomb children.

hey thanks for helping me articulate my opinion
i read the first books as a child and i liked them, but the later books were boring so i didn't know if the problem was in the books or me
therefore i couldn't understand (young) adult's obsession with the harry potter universe
>it's literally a book for kids
thanks a lot guys, cleared up at least one thing in this fucked up world
have a doggo for your efforts

Voldemort was the good guy.

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fpbp from a fucking leaf

He means he's a prepubescent teen.

He means he's an autist.

WWIII will be fought with memes
Praise Kek.

And the war has already began.

Trump supporters:
>disgruntled unemployed men
>conservatives
>gun owners
>servicemen

Hillary supporters
>women
>niggers
>beta males

We'll put the traitors all to rout I bet my boots we'll Whip em out

Why is Charlie Manson reading Harry Potter? smdh tbqh

Jesus, living out your reality via fantasy novels and movies at that age...

Even I'm not that pathetic, and im a weeb who exclusively faps to trap porn.

Millennials are too retarded to see nuances in anything and need black/white and good/evil to make sense of the world.

>Even I'm not that pathetic, and im a weeb who exclusively faps to trap porn

kill yourself my man

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The worst part is this guy's at least 15-30 years too old to be a millennial. Scary shit when you think about it, not to mention more than a little depressing.

you're super pathetic man, you should actively go buy some helium

What he meant to say was
Check these doubles

Yeah but he's obviously addressing teenagers and young adults.

>I love to use pop culture movies because I can't make solid argument about anything.

No.

The storm is here.

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Holy hahahahhaha could you just imagine the army this would assemble? Literally the weakest force ever assembled.

missing a G my friend

MANGAKUN

What were those last 8 years then?

> I'm 70 yo but I wish I was 12

Exploitable
>>have fun, faggots

...wow, Here I thought I was doing something wrong because I'm a twenty-eight year old who let novels by Fritz Leiber, Poul Anderson, H.R. Howard, Karl E. Wagner, and Roger Zelazny frame most of my worldview. But to see this old motherfucker doing the same with the world's shittiest YA pop-lit? Shit, I'm on the right track.

It's actually rather sad how much the disconnect springs from wanting the world to be better than it is. You can land at all manner of crazy from that launching pad.

They would literally job to the Children's Crusade.

Life not your young adult novel/series.
He's awekened some powerfull memetic power.

What is this inhabited island ?

nice template

Who says I have not been fighting already, just yesterday
>Wake up in my upper middle class apartment on the third floor in Seattle
>Brush my epic art of manliness beard, lol guys who dont have beards are such wusses
>Go to closet what shall I wear for my quest today (Quest lol, I am such a nerd)
>Cant decide between my star wars shirt or my I fucking love science shirt. #NerdProblems
>Bazinga! I realize I have a I fucking love science pin in my drawer
>I put on the Star Wars shirt because today I take down the empire! And I put my "I fucking love science" pin on it, to keep repel Chrsitian evolutionists. And to top ot off, a beanie with Bernie 2016 on it
>Listening to Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen as I get dressed (Because that is real music! not the trash they play today
>I grab my lightsaber, my iphone and my katana (Yellow belt in Kendo here)
>oooops! I almost forgot my Harry Potter wand!
>On my way out I do a prayer to Bill Nye and Neil Degrasse Tyson. May they watch over me in my battle against right wing nazis.
>Walk outside my 99% white neighborhood full of coffee shops
>No working class nazi scum in sight
>Decide to drive to the country side to find rural racists
>On my way there I see a muscular douchebag walking with a cute blonde
>ughhh why do they always go for the douchebags? Why do they reject nice guys like me! #Friendzoned
>Wait wait does he have a MAGA hat?!
>I step out, take out my katana and light saber on my side. Before I jump into action I get on my iphone and catch some pokemons. 90s kid here, got to catch them all
>He notices me, he laughs and calls me a cuck
>Step away from the lady you rapist, I say as I walk over him with my sword in hand
>She hold him by his muscular arm, she looks scared. I would to if an aggressive male with high test had kidnapped me from my nice black boyfriend with a 3.8 GPA who was shot by the racist police #BLM
>He takes out an AR17 glock and points at me laughing calling me a beta

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*Bad goy

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But I want to fight with the empire senpai

FUCK THE REBELS
FUCK THE REPUBLIC
FUCK THE EMPIRE
THE CIS WILL RISE AGAIN
GENERAL MACE "DARKSIDE" WINDU IS A WAR CRIMINAL

youtube.com/watch?v=LtP5lSQgll8
I WISH I WAS IN RAXUS HOORAAY HOORAY

youtube.com/watch?v=soxVGJNZSYI

(that voice)

This was awesome pasta, the le science guy character has youtube potential.

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>fight in Dumbledore's army

A bunch of retarded teens who ended up not actually accomplishing shit?

>follow the Mockingjay

A movement to replace a violent dictator with another worse violent dictator?

>fight back against the Empire

A hopeless group of autists who's only chance at victory is a literal miracle man who fantasized fucking his own sister?

>wait, those weren't just movies, right guys?

He means "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Whites are resisting their destruction in the smallest of ways. Shut them down before they figure out that Jews are the source of their misfortune."

Rare and absolutely correct

No what I meant was check THESE

saved

anti american as fuck

This, the evil side in every of theses stories is just so much cooler.

Varg has really let himself go. He looks like he has AIDS

Cooks and supply get to vote too

because femihipsters from portland make up the entirety of Trump's opposition. lol

Consider those digits checked

Nice digits greatest ally.