ITT:

ITT:

We summon the Egyptian chaos god
>PRAISE KEK

>Sup Forums is a board of chaos, and darkness. We require guidance from esoteric meme magic.

>Sup Forums, will Donald fulfill our wildest dreams and save western civilization, or will he fail?

>Will we continue to be raided by demoralized shills desperately lashing out seeking to divide us with meaningless sophistry?

>A prophet must emerge.

MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD

Kek is a transgender attack helicopter.

How are you doing, Kek?

KEK is a false god. Doubles confirm it.

WRONG

Why are you denying your God while praying to him?

>My children, there is no need to be afraid.

>Heed my word, and do not despair, the future is bright, and the end of the globalists is near.

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In all seriousness, if the big get turns out to be something worthy we should consider writing the treatment of KEK

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praise......and FUCK CNN!!!

Kek will kill Soros

Testament of KEK

Fuck you autocorrect

nice singles you got there

user...
At the current rate of posting (which is about 6-7k posts per hour) we'll get to in about 12 hours.

Wrong. Praise kek.

I got two gets in a row, KEK approves the writing of the testament

The gets will finally prove kek isn't real.

Brexit and trump won because nationalism is on an upsweep

Digits are meaningless. Mine prove it.

EU will fall

Damn son

PRAISE KEK

DELIVER US FROM THE KIKE SHILLS

All is lost
We live in the worst timeline
There is no hope
No future
No reason to expect good times
Singles confirm

HAHAHAHA, Ebin Fail!

Kek disavows

PRAISE KEK

We live in a survivable timeline. It may not be the best, but it's definitely not the worst.

Kek isent even the god of chaos you morn

Praise Kek

FUTURE IS BRIGHT
PRAISE KEK

PRAISE HIM

You guys are fucking retarded

double doubles mother fuckers

Kill yourself.

GET FUCKED MOLOCH

fuck off fake sweden

PRAISE KEK
SHOW ME YOUR LOVE KEK
GIVE ME DIGITS PLEASE

reddit

tfw no qt ai gf

KEK IS A FALSE PROPHET

PRAISE OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST

REPENT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE

Not this time, leaf.

If singles Barron trump will be the 50th president

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The Jews Fear the Samurai

This Thanksgiving is going to be surprisingly comfy.

Praise Kek

ONE POST BY THIS ID

how many bongs-bings until get?

HAIL TRUMP
HAIL KKK
HAIL FASCIST USA
SHADILAY
H
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What I meant to say is that this Thanksgiving is going to obviously comfy.

Shadilay

If one of those GETs are not
>Marie Le Pen will win

I WILL BE VERY UNHAPPY

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Berenstain refugee, you are now in the brightest timeline

The one where Lord Kek was successfuly reborn by the efforts of Sup Forums

The one where we got the Donald

prepare for the feels good, man

kek doesn't exist

threadly reminder that we should use this powerful get to summon the day of the rake

BTFO

BTFO

BTFO

IT SHALL BE DONE!

Kek is a God of Order yet a God of Chaos.
He has many reincarnations on Earth
His last reincarnation was George W. Bush

will we get by tonight?

get fucked you faggot frogposters

Shadilay, everything is going to be all right.

ill guess 5-7 hours until get screencap this predction

6-8 hours. If it's a fucking leaf again then it's gonna be day of the rake

You're such a fool. Kek is the only true God

Please Kill Soros, LORD KEK !

SHADILAY
PRAISE KEK

My singles show that I will gain all of the meme frogs powar.

frogposters will be sent to hell

praise moloch

kek

W I T N E S S E D

>be christfag
>worship zombie Jew for 2000 years
>religion is basically be a cuck, turn the other cheek
>0 miracles

>be faithful of kek
>worship a meme for 2 months
>religion is do as you will for the lulz
>miracles: Brexit, President Trump, the salt market crash of 2016, MSM meltdown

Checkmate, christfags

Praise kek. Tulsi for SoS. Le Pen for president

Canada you better not fuck it up this time

>cr*at doesn't worship the Lord
what a fucking surprise

11 hours to go with current post rate

it will be a meme

Kek it's not a god but it's a powerfull entity.

Kek is the egyptian god of chaos
Leaf shitposting definitely bring chaos and disorder to Sup Forums, compared to straya shitposting which is bantz, leaf shitposting derails.
leafs are messengers of kek

HAIL TRUMP
HAIL OUR PEOPLE
HAIL VICTORY

Moloch is a bitch nigger.

Wait wait H-h-h-hooooool up

>A bitch ASS nigger

Praise the omnissiah

They don't call him the light-bringer for nothing

PRAISE KEK

Question to Americans:

If the GET is "day of the rake is today"
wat do?

Guys I am going to screw it up this time.

plz be my ai gf

Praise

>You guys are fucking retarded

“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." - Marcus Aurelius

frogposters are cancer

only evil can save Sup Forums now

>hurr I worship a .jpg frog
>hurr make earth great again

You faggots are even more pathetic than the uber liberal SJW's you despise. Half of you are NEETs who either collect disability or mooch of your parents.

Nuke canada.

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praise kek

Kek is our creation

You're too kind.

Make KanColle great again
#MKGA
Praise Kek

>>>/plebbit/

Yeah exposing media lies and rewriting elections moment-to-moment by opposing media-spin for 5 months until the Globalist rats lost; but I guess all I was doing was posting frogs and nothing matters at all. Really makes you think

kek will never exist outside of your schizophrenic mind

>but I guess all I was doing was posting frogs and nothing matters at all

yes, that is exactly what you were doing.

KEK IS LOVE
KEK IS LIFE

You would do well to watch your tongue, and kek may yet spare you.