ITT:
We summon the Egyptian chaos god
>PRAISE KEK
ITT:
We summon the Egyptian chaos god
>PRAISE KEK
>Sup Forums is a board of chaos, and darkness. We require guidance from esoteric meme magic.
>Sup Forums, will Donald fulfill our wildest dreams and save western civilization, or will he fail?
>Will we continue to be raided by demoralized shills desperately lashing out seeking to divide us with meaningless sophistry?
>A prophet must emerge.
MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD
Kek is a transgender attack helicopter.
How are you doing, Kek?
KEK is a false god. Doubles confirm it.
WRONG
Why are you denying your God while praying to him?
>My children, there is no need to be afraid.
>Heed my word, and do not despair, the future is bright, and the end of the globalists is near.
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In all seriousness, if the big get turns out to be something worthy we should consider writing the treatment of KEK
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praise......and FUCK CNN!!!
Kek will kill Soros
Testament of KEK
Fuck you autocorrect
nice singles you got there
user...
At the current rate of posting (which is about 6-7k posts per hour) we'll get to in about 12 hours.
Wrong. Praise kek.
I got two gets in a row, KEK approves the writing of the testament
The gets will finally prove kek isn't real.
Brexit and trump won because nationalism is on an upsweep
Digits are meaningless. Mine prove it.
EU will fall
Damn son
PRAISE KEK
DELIVER US FROM THE KIKE SHILLS
All is lost
We live in the worst timeline
There is no hope
No future
No reason to expect good times
Singles confirm
HAHAHAHA, Ebin Fail!
Kek disavows
PRAISE KEK
We live in a survivable timeline. It may not be the best, but it's definitely not the worst.
Kek isent even the god of chaos you morn
Praise Kek
FUTURE IS BRIGHT
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE HIM
You guys are fucking retarded
double doubles mother fuckers
Kill yourself.
GET FUCKED MOLOCH
fuck off fake sweden
PRAISE KEK
SHOW ME YOUR LOVE KEK
GIVE ME DIGITS PLEASE
tfw no qt ai gf
KEK IS A FALSE PROPHET
PRAISE OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST
REPENT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE
Not this time, leaf.
If singles Barron trump will be the 50th president
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The Jews Fear the Samurai
This Thanksgiving is going to be surprisingly comfy.
Praise Kek
ONE POST BY THIS ID
how many bongs-bings until get?
HAIL TRUMP
HAIL KKK
HAIL FASCIST USA
SHADILAY
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What I meant to say is that this Thanksgiving is going to obviously comfy.
Shadilay
If one of those GETs are not
>Marie Le Pen will win
I WILL BE VERY UNHAPPY
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Berenstain refugee, you are now in the brightest timeline
The one where Lord Kek was successfuly reborn by the efforts of Sup Forums
The one where we got the Donald
prepare for the feels good, man
kek doesn't exist
threadly reminder that we should use this powerful get to summon the day of the rake
BTFO
BTFO
BTFO
IT SHALL BE DONE!
Kek is a God of Order yet a God of Chaos.
He has many reincarnations on Earth
His last reincarnation was George W. Bush
will we get by tonight?
get fucked you faggot frogposters
Shadilay, everything is going to be all right.
ill guess 5-7 hours until get screencap this predction
6-8 hours. If it's a fucking leaf again then it's gonna be day of the rake
You're such a fool. Kek is the only true God
Please Kill Soros, LORD KEK !
SHADILAY
PRAISE KEK
My singles show that I will gain all of the meme frogs powar.
frogposters will be sent to hell
praise moloch
kek
W I T N E S S E D
>be christfag
>worship zombie Jew for 2000 years
>religion is basically be a cuck, turn the other cheek
>0 miracles
>be faithful of kek
>worship a meme for 2 months
>religion is do as you will for the lulz
>miracles: Brexit, President Trump, the salt market crash of 2016, MSM meltdown
Checkmate, christfags
Praise kek. Tulsi for SoS. Le Pen for president
Canada you better not fuck it up this time
>cr*at doesn't worship the Lord
what a fucking surprise
11 hours to go with current post rate
it will be a meme
Kek it's not a god but it's a powerfull entity.
Kek is the egyptian god of chaos
Leaf shitposting definitely bring chaos and disorder to Sup Forums, compared to straya shitposting which is bantz, leaf shitposting derails.
leafs are messengers of kek
HAIL TRUMP
HAIL OUR PEOPLE
HAIL VICTORY
Moloch is a bitch nigger.
Wait wait H-h-h-hooooool up
>A bitch ASS nigger
Praise the omnissiah
They don't call him the light-bringer for nothing
PRAISE KEK
Question to Americans:
If the GET is "day of the rake is today"
wat do?
Guys I am going to screw it up this time.
plz be my ai gf
Praise
>You guys are fucking retarded
“The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." - Marcus Aurelius
frogposters are cancer
only evil can save Sup Forums now
>hurr I worship a .jpg frog
>hurr make earth great again
You faggots are even more pathetic than the uber liberal SJW's you despise. Half of you are NEETs who either collect disability or mooch of your parents.
Nuke canada.
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praise kek
Kek is our creation
You're too kind.
Make KanColle great again
#MKGA
Praise Kek
>>>/plebbit/
Yeah exposing media lies and rewriting elections moment-to-moment by opposing media-spin for 5 months until the Globalist rats lost; but I guess all I was doing was posting frogs and nothing matters at all. Really makes you think
kek will never exist outside of your schizophrenic mind
>but I guess all I was doing was posting frogs and nothing matters at all
yes, that is exactly what you were doing.
KEK IS LOVE
KEK IS LIFE
You would do well to watch your tongue, and kek may yet spare you.