PORTUGAL THREAD

Daily reminder that you will never be Portuguese.

>first colonial empire in Europe and one of the longest-lasting
>a race of explorers, seafarers, and conquerors
>explored literally every continent on the planet except Antarctica
>virtually no Muslims in Portugal, with no projected change over the next two decades
>6th most spoken language in the world in spite of the fact that Portugal only has a population of 10 million
>socially acceptable to dislike blacks, Moors, homosexuals, and gypsies
>ethnically homogeneous

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>hasn't explored space
>navy has 0 aircraft carriers
>empire reduced to being sideburns of Spain
are you even trying?

bump for master nation, poor and socialists yes its true.

but.. no muslims, no niggers, anyone that can do an hello world in javascript can make 2k month entry job.

the women are petite and hot and fuck hardcore style (even tho theyre shy in public)

best country in the world!

Its not easy getting shit done when america funds niggers to destroy your country

No Amerisharts allowed in my thread.

>no niggers
you were a member of an islamic caliphate for over a century. your largest immigrant base is Andorra. your second largest is brasil

Alberto Barbosa speaks truly, Portugal is based as fuck.

Whew thank kek

>your largest immigrant base is Andorra
Please, stop. You're embarrassing yourself.

Welcome greatest ally.

>Has the best ally

>falling for the barbosa meme
yeah we conquered them 800 years ago!

calling portuguese arabs is like calling americans indians. youre not indians are you? you conquered them, not adapted to them.

My apologies. I meant Angola.

>you're not good in the things I care about because my country is good at them

are you serious burger? you guys are like 60% white and thats not even a meme..

portugal has 1.4% niggers, look it up

Here comes the whitest knight around, the prime example of racial purity - the burger.

It's not saying much when Angolans constitute something like 0.3% of the population and are in fact rapidly decreasing in number according to census data.

I can't help but point out the absurdity of an American whose country is home to more than ten times the number of blacks per capita than Portugal ragging on the Portuguese for its negligible black population. It mean seem like a cheap shot on my part, but really... c'mon.

>tfw saudade

This sadly. I hoped it would calm down after the election but the amerilards will simply not stop posting.

Purge when?

A toast to our Portuguese friends!

>are you serious burger? you guys are like 60% white and thats not even a meme..
not an argument

>portugal has 1.4% niggers, look it up
Portuguese population is in decline. The fertility rate is at 1.28. I worry your country will take dramatic action and significantly increase immigration from non-white countries.

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>that one time a ragtag band of Anglos and Portuguese peasants destroyed the entire Franco-Spanish army

>people thinking there are only niggers in Brazil
>forgot to say we had a fascist president for almost 30 years and half of our law are traductions of mussolini, and the fact that black people live in isolated poor favelas where nobody gives a fuck

Those were the days. Cheers, fellow Anglo.

Thank you greatest ally.
The Portugese that live round here are pretty based.

I still don't understand how the Spaniards never managed to definitely conquer us with armies always at least 3x as large as ours.

Why do Spaniards suck so much at war?

God's protection and the aid of faithful allies.

>navy has 0 aircraft carriers
Brazil has an aircraft carrier. I wish people would stop with the carrier meme. It's a huge waste of money and extremely ineffective.

The carriers are so useless they got sank by small patrol boats with rpgs and suicide attacks that the us army had to alter and script the rest of their whole military simulation in order to not look bad.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002

I love you leaf portubro!

we are people blessed with great friends and strong spirit

PO PO PO PO PORTUGAL
youtube.com/watch?v=olpzFSyplGA

Based Nun'Alvares Pereira.

Best neighbors any country could dream.

How are things going on in there? How's the political and social situation in there?

Literally nobody likes Avecs, least of all the Portuguese.

youtube.com/watch?v=tn5C4jw0-uM

Didn't Poortugal become Spain at some point?

viva Portugal
viva Salazar

Where is this statue? Inside the monastery built after Aljubarrota?

>Socialist to the core
>Stagnant economy
>Old population

Who knows, why are you asking me? I'm not even portuguese, I just read that carrier comment and replied to it because it's retarded. I think a portuguese king died and that gave the spanish king rule over portugal or something, I don't know.

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youtube.com/watch?v=G13KZ9D7ULo

>PORTUGAL MENTIONED
youtube.com/watch?v=IqrgxZLd_gE

Another Portugal thread? Really?

Decent country. Good custard tarts. Loyal ally of England but bottled it in WWII.

Não se pode governar em nome da dúvida!

Because the pope said if Spain conquered you they'd get excommunicated and crusaded. Also you have the Vatican a shit tonne of money for trading with Americans, nips and Indians

When you have God on your side and best ally at your back :^]

I think it's from Santo Condestável church in Lisbon, pic related

Also, what do fellow portubros think of link related?
ksl.com/index.php?nid=235&sid=42157609&title=angola-separatists-call-for-portuguese-return

Recommend for everyone to go visit Portugal I've been twice now, lovely people and a lovely country although you need to sort all the stray dogs out.

IT Was in a personal union at one point but was governed differently, so it's basically what the scots did to us but in reverse

Why those french look like brazilians ?

>anyone that can do an hello world in javascript can make 2k month entry job

Where m8? I'm a software engineer and all I can find is shitty JavaEE/.Net jobs that pay 1200€ tops

Doesn't matter what it did in ww2 look up their empires history, shit was golden

Based Portuguese music with based photo.

youtube.com/watch?v=i93I_MrY7V4

He's to white to be french. His blood is 100% portuguese

"trading" :^)

*too white

portugal a shit

A SHIT

Avecs are descended mostly from people who fled the Estado Novo. Some of them probably have dubious origins.

The only "legal" heir was already Spain's King, Filipe II, so he became the King (((rightfully))) and then we had 2 more spanish kings.
Then we cucked them until they were out of the country with the help of our anglo bros, spanish BTFO forever and Iberian peninsula is great again.

We should unite and help each other economically, but still maintain our sovereignty, but believe me when I say, lots of portuguese people HATE the idea of Spain uniting with Portugal under one government. Most of the world think that we're the same, only difference is the language, but no, there's a lot of differences

>not Carlos "the Bach killer" Seixas
youtu.be/ieK5OZLqklU

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I know their history. They were a fucking shambles in Angola, Mozambique and Latin America.

Good navigators, but shite once they got off the ships. D+ grade for their attempts to civilise the developing world.

they had a single ruler. i think it was Felipe II from spain, and Felipe I. he ruled all the known world at one point i think.

Spain was getting BTFO'd left and right that time to the point to mangle both the army and the armada beyond repair, all thanks for incompetent and/or treacherous kings.

you should be proud of your offspring pai!

it was the niggers' fault,they were literal apes, and our population got lazy and started importing niggers to work in the farms, unlike other european empires, which drove people into the cities, which fucked the country until today

They hate us cause they ain't us.

Also God save the queen and our greatest ally.

yeah, and with a single treaty you got all their money (that they took out our mines). BEST FRIENDS FOR EVER...

you guys were like fuck machines. you guys fucked indians and blacks. "se anda, fodemos!"

Eis aqui, quase cume da cabeça
da Europa toda, o Reino Lusitano,
onde a terra se acaba e o Mar começa
e onde Febo repousa no Oceano.
Este quis o Céu justo que floresça
nas armas contra o torpe Mauritano,
deitando-o de si fora; e lá na ardente
África estar quieto o não consente.

Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada,
à qual se o Céu me dá que eu sem perigo
torne, com esta empresa já acabada,
acabe-se esta luz ali comigo.
Esta foi Lusitânia, derivada
de Luso ou Lisa, que de Baco antigo
filhos foram, parece, ou companheiros,
e nela antão os íncolas primeiros.

It's okeish I guess. Socially is fine as it always is.

The ((media)) is trying to discredit our socialist government to make us go back to a right wing pro EU government.

>Take responsibility

It was your fault. You should have educated an elite class in the merits of hard work, organisation, the rule of law, morals, the traditional family. But instead, you basically acted like overlords, milking the wealth, rather than creating it.

And then you fucked up the British's long term goals too in places like Rhodesia as we had to deal with all the subversive African nationalists who had kicked your arse in Mozambique & Angola.

We expected more from you Portugal.

You are more African than European.
40% of all the slaves brought to Americas went to Brazil.
You're the result of a bad experiment and were only decent when we ruled over you.

misquoted.
cool

Preach.

Don't pretend your African countries are any better. If they're, it's because they're not full of blacks today.

Thank you for this, was having a shitty day then after reading your post I realized it could be much worse.

O OP está certo, pai? A vida aí é realmente melhor que o resto da europa?

>Socially acceptable to dislike blacks, Moors, homosexuals and gypsies
Literally only a Leaf could say something so false. If you so much as hate a nigger here you're as fucked as you'd be if you lived in America or Leafland.

>subversive African nationalists who had kicked your arse in Mozambique & Angola.
You mean those that were funded and armed by the Americans and Soviets while the British public demonstrated and protested on their behalf?

Look, there's only so much one nation can do to protect its possessions. When the superpowers have determined that your time has come to an end and use underhanded means to orchestrate that end, you can only weather the storm.

I didn't know there is an euroskeptic spirit there in Portugal. That's good to hear, honestly.

youtube.com/watch?v=vMvpZ3UCw8c

As you can see from the video, when the interviewees voiced their dislike for blacks the leftist gestapo stormed into view of the camera and hauled them off to the gulag for re-education.

Oh, wait...

>bad experiment
>once relevant, now broken and on the shit, portugal deems their only remarkable deed (that even on the shit themselves is greater thna portugal ever was) a 'bad experiment'
I bet you thought that would make you look good

South Africa - success until they abandoned us in 1960.
Kenya - success until all the libtards in the UK forced us out.
Rhodesia - success until African nationalism spread like a cancer from Angola and Mozambique.

For African Empires league table I'd say:

1. Britain
2. Germany
3. France
4. Portuga
5. Italy
6. Belgium

I reckon the Swiss, and all the Nordic countries should have chipped in to run one territory each -- no way were Portugal equipped for the Angola, and Belgium had a shocker in the Congo.

I wouldn't call it euroskepticism. But most people hate the troika and their interference in our politics.

In here Portubros, we're making history.

As crown to this wide empire, Europe's head,
Fair Lusitania smiles, the western bound,
Whose verdant breast the rolling waves surround,
Where gentle evening pours her lambent ray,
The last pale gleaming of departing day;

This, this, O mighty king, the sacred earth,
This the loved parent-soil that gave me birth.
And oh, would bounteous Heaven my prayer regard,
And fair success my perilous toils reward,
May that dear land my latest breath receive,
And give my weary bones a peaceful grave.

I got this from:
gutenberg.org/files/32528/32528-h/32528-h.htm#page_066

It's in Book III (Canto! wtf?), page 66
But the translation is all wrong kek

You're right, we were forced out by a combination of the things you mentioned - but unlike the Portuguese, we did have the best interests of our subjects at heart. Ours was a civilising mission - cricket, morality, education, tea, manners.

>Ours was a civilising mission - cricket, morality, education, tea, manners.
What naive nonsense.

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"Liberdade ou morte !"
Enganam-se, ficaram com os dois, beijinhos no cotovelo para ti caro "negão", mas só de sopro, não quero sujar os meus lábios, rosa, com essa sujidade a que chamam de pele

>Brazil
>a deed
>only remarkable deed
lol

So democratic institutions in S. Africa for those who didn't vote in a tribal manner? Nelson Mandela's education in a British religious school? Zimbabwe's cricket team (only functioning institution in the country), India pumping out doctors faster than Canada does tar sand, and manners -- take Canada. I've lived there and the people are top class, and respect their Brits (well, at least those who aren't recent immigrants).

>Why do Spaniards suck so much at war?

You just had the luck that we allied the Frenchs.

>Why do Spaniards suck so much at war?

Really fires my neurons in rapid succession.

>Why do Spaniards suck so much at war?

I wonder

>Why do Spaniards suck so much at war?

Hmm

I-It's the French, I swear

We should have been bros with the germans, but, we chose the French as our allies.

>Spanish "victories"
>win battles
>lose wars

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