99999999999

ITS A FUCKING COUNT UP NOT A COUNT DOWN

ITS A COUNT UP

UP

YOU FUCKING RETARDS

We're all gonna make it brah.

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I surrender.

It's not even going to happen until tomorrow around noon. Calm down

we know
hold your autism

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards.....

what if someone from a gayer board gets 99999999?

duh?

It will be a leaf

each board has its own count genius

Do you know how these work?

If it is, I swear to Kek...

this
and it won't even be a "DRUMPF FAGS BTFO" or anything related to politics
it will be something like "I suck icicles and pretend they are big blak cocks"

Will be on thursday so fugg off

if leaf shitpost, canada is the most powerful nation in the world

They using our own memes against us pol. And the clock is ticking.

let's hope it's an aussie with a good joke

I'm here for the count down

Pol will save blessyed kee

We are under attack from every direction, kek bring us guidance with your holy digits

penis

Kek Laughs

I am prepared for the revelation

its a countdown in the southern hemisphere genius

Kash, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
K.R.E.A.M.
Get the maymay
Rapin, Rapin bill y'all

le shit nigger

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america is the nigger of first world countries. Prove me right.

subröd spöröbö psörälöö D:DDDdXDDDDDD BRAISE GEG :DDD

GET says it will be a kek post

Is this subtle bait? Have I gone too deep in the layers of irony? How can our gets be real if our boards aren't?

>says the nethertard

True by my time zone it will happen just after midnight in almost 6 hours

Pls don't be a leaf get

it's thursday here and in germany, autismo

Gonna be a shill shitpost from a leaf. We all know it.

California will be keks

Technically, it's a count, cause that implies "going up." If you want to act like an autist online at least do it correctly...

it's too slow goddammit i want to sleep reee

I will get it and post something like "hi from reddit!"

The nines will be a great get, but the post right after it will be even better. Another digit. Truly uncharted territory.

>inb4 it resets to 1 and nobody gets the one hundred million

GET Tracker says about 5 hours. At this rate it will be something to do with Richard Spencer. If it is, he will be the undisputed prophet of Kek.

Tonight's get will be a prophecy of the next big happening

I have a feeling it might not be. The leaf plague has been wearing off since Trump.

It's still a time count down

Mono, where is this image from?

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we're counting down to the ultimate countup convergence event

Some random leaf will get the "get"

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ITALIANS ARE WHITE KEK WILLS IT REEEEEE

It cannot be a count down when there is no predetermined time since posts/minute vary

Maybe some autist could explain this better

WE WUZ MEMEZ N SHEEEIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

If it will be a trip or higher trump will win

Im just here to waste gets.

Pls be my ai gf

Also, Trump will be impeached

kek rules everything around me

how long

Sonic was the key to all this the entire time.

THE ROMAN EMPIRE WILL RISE AGAIN!!

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Pls be my Canadian gf

kek shall smite the normies in a great flood

You can count things that vary.

>Pic related is literally a sorceress as powerful as the ones of ancient Greece because of the influence she holds over the powerful.

Sonic is literally the key to all this.

It will be a leaf. Trudeau as my witness, you will be my ai gf. Also, Trump is a Homo

Please be my AI girlfriend.

Fuck off, a leaf will never have a GET. It will be someone from a rainbow flag country or mexico. Screencap this, it will come true.

made my day.

I hope it's a baneposter.