So I got my DNA report back and it turns out I'm
> 42% British
> 27% Irish
> 10% Eastern European
> 7% western Eurpean
> 7% Scandinavia
> 4% Native
> 3% Jew
Do I even deserve to live?
So I got my DNA report back and it turns out I'm
>3% Jew
Looks like Hilter missed one.
>one
>3% jew
You know your only solution is the final solution.
>4% Native
Native what?
>picture very related
You can pretend to be Anglo.
WE
If you only have
DNA is pretty meaningless when looking at your ancestry since all humans are related to some degree, naturally you'll find some that overlap with each other.
How do you get these DNA tests done?
I'm curious about mine, because I have platinum blonde hair and bright green eyes, but my nose is suspiciously abo
23 and me probably
Congrats.
>tfw 0.3% Ashkenazi even when I set it to conservative
That's pretty normal to be honest for an American.
This one is mine
>> 3% Jew
Post your nose. Hint: Physical anthropology (how you look) is 100 years ahead of genetic sampling. Y'all paying for these tests could have saved some money by looking at the mirror.
My dad looked like then but his nose is definitely not Abbo
What is the green eyed/platinum blonde hair combo a signifiers of? Nationality wise I mean.
>around jews, you loose!
am I white?
I fuckin swear they're putting about 5% jew in everybody's test
second degree mischling shows your ok.
>Muh heritage: The thread
Looks like you're only 34% white
He was one of the lucky ones
You guys realize Hitler considered quarter-Jews to be Aryans, as long as they were well-behaved, right?
>North African/Mud
My condolences
WUZ
Thank god I'm not a whiteboi.
>Implying anybody is white
What nonsense is this
Those DNA companies are owned by jews, I bet they put 1-3% of jew in everyone so they feel attachment to the holocaust. Seems like a jew thing to do
>3% jew
How does one even end up being 3% jew anyway? What's that like 1 parent 10 generations back?
Tbh I don't think 3% matters that much. I'd accept you as an Aryan, the rest is good.
It's another (((trick))). Everyone that submits has AT LEAST 1% ashcan-nazi DNA.
Actually, that gets me thinking. Lets say you get charged with a thought crime against Jews. If you have a 23&me that says you're 3% Jewish, can you (((argue))) that it is impossible to be antiemetic if you are, in fact, of chosen blood?
we're all part of the same compost heap
what does short snubby nose mean on white person
Welcome, brother!
did you see were they put the Ashkenazi people?
they literally stole 5 countryies
poland,czech,slovak,hungary,austria
fucking joke
it's so obvious that they are a fucking jewish company
KAMANCHES
>4% Native
Is that like a great grandmother or something?
Also, who 100% White European?
>irl Murdoch-chan
wew baby
>17% Untermensch
The second degree is a half breed Jew.
quarter-jude is more european based then semetic.
degenerates like you belong in the gas chamber
Ive heard you need 15% to be able to get israel passport
Your more native than Elizabeth Warren
Congratulations
Isn't that thing run by Google? They probably just add Jewish heritage to everyone's profile to try and combat anti-semitism.
Good heavens.
Your ancestors were extremely progressive user.
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>4% Native
>Ashkenazi
>European
>47.5% Jew
>white
>DNA reports
I did mine a while back.
I'm
14.5% Austrian
34.5% German
25.0% Irish
25.0% Italian
Fuck, I was actually hoping to get a free trip.
>tfw no Birthright trip
Looks like I literally
W U Z
Noice
We've got a 100%er
> 3% Jew
Most people on here say Italians and Irish aren't white :,(
Jesus Christ, all the memes about mixed americans where right.
You're over 90% white. You're fine.
They probably just say everyone is some % Jew as banter because they know only white power types gives a shit about muh heritage.
Hahaha
There is literally nothing whiter than Irish skin.
Also, Italy is in Europe - so I wouldn't worry what some neck tattoo white trash stormcuck thinks.
I'm 100% inbred
>always think I'm french irish
>kit comes back and says I'm 49% Ashkenazi jewish 37% German
>tfw
you're a mixed guy
OY VEY
for jew
>Complaining about being a mutt when you already know you're American
It's literally nothing. Everyone is a mutt here.
Listen if someone is over 90% European they can hardly be called mutt nowadays.
NIGGER!
0.4% Ashkenazi is too much!
Well you're half worthy of living.
Marvellous results!
Retarded Stormfag: The Post
Hitler gave like 5000 part-Jews legal equality with Germans, or "Aryanhood". He was far more liberal about mixing with Jews than someone like Rosenberg, Goebbels or Himmler.
Am I white, Sup Forums?
t. drunk aspie
Banter the company right back.
>The report you sent says I'm 10% jewish. Well I checked with my ailing mother and there is no way I'm 8% jewish. Recheck your analysis because really, 5% jewish seems high. And don't just send me another copy of the same result claiming I'm somehow 3% jewish. Also, I'm stopping my check because at this point, I'm doing all the work.
Check those numbers!
British/Irish combo put you over the top so the rest don't make you a degenerate. Nice job user
If only we could start a fundraising campaign to have all those alt-righties DNA tested I bet we could stop a lot of hatred.
Well you're retarded that's for sure.
You look slavic.
Thanks!
My middle name is Retard.
3% please gas yourself.
You look Nigerian or Japanese. Is your mother Mexican?
I forgot to correct the original post, I'm actually 15.5% Austrian. My bad I should've added it up before posting it.
0.3% merchant here. Don't worry goy you can trust me.
checked.
also what the fuck are you drinking
>3% jew
You got to go
I want to try this, but I would kill myself even if there's only 0.01% shitskin blood.
...
My middle name is Alane.
Im a guy.
My mother is a hamster
Fucking Jew.
I bet you're the one making all the Spencer threads here
small dick
hello my white friend
No
3% jew, you didint make the cut boy, we dont like your kind around here
That's what it is.