So I got my DNA report back and it turns out I'm

So I got my DNA report back and it turns out I'm
> 42% British
> 27% Irish
> 10% Eastern European
> 7% western Eurpean
> 7% Scandinavia
> 4% Native
> 3% Jew
Do I even deserve to live?

>3% Jew

Looks like Hilter missed one.

>one

>3% jew
You know your only solution is the final solution.

>4% Native
Native what?

>picture very related

You can pretend to be Anglo.

WE

If you only have

DNA is pretty meaningless when looking at your ancestry since all humans are related to some degree, naturally you'll find some that overlap with each other.

How do you get these DNA tests done?

I'm curious about mine, because I have platinum blonde hair and bright green eyes, but my nose is suspiciously abo

23 and me probably

Congrats.

>tfw 0.3% Ashkenazi even when I set it to conservative

That's pretty normal to be honest for an American.

This one is mine

>> 3% Jew

Post your nose. Hint: Physical anthropology (how you look) is 100 years ahead of genetic sampling. Y'all paying for these tests could have saved some money by looking at the mirror.

My dad looked like then but his nose is definitely not Abbo


What is the green eyed/platinum blonde hair combo a signifiers of? Nationality wise I mean.

>around jews, you loose!

am I white?

I fuckin swear they're putting about 5% jew in everybody's test

second degree mischling shows your ok.

>Muh heritage: The thread

Looks like you're only 34% white

He was one of the lucky ones

You guys realize Hitler considered quarter-Jews to be Aryans, as long as they were well-behaved, right?

>North African/Mud
My condolences

WUZ

Thank god I'm not a whiteboi.

>Implying anybody is white

What nonsense is this

Those DNA companies are owned by jews, I bet they put 1-3% of jew in everyone so they feel attachment to the holocaust. Seems like a jew thing to do

>3% jew

How does one even end up being 3% jew anyway? What's that like 1 parent 10 generations back?

Tbh I don't think 3% matters that much. I'd accept you as an Aryan, the rest is good.

It's another (((trick))). Everyone that submits has AT LEAST 1% ashcan-nazi DNA.

Actually, that gets me thinking. Lets say you get charged with a thought crime against Jews. If you have a 23&me that says you're 3% Jewish, can you (((argue))) that it is impossible to be antiemetic if you are, in fact, of chosen blood?

we're all part of the same compost heap

what does short snubby nose mean on white person

Welcome, brother!

did you see were they put the Ashkenazi people?

they literally stole 5 countryies

poland,czech,slovak,hungary,austria
fucking joke
it's so obvious that they are a fucking jewish company

KAMANCHES

>4% Native
Is that like a great grandmother or something?

Also, who 100% White European?

>irl Murdoch-chan
wew baby

>17% Untermensch

The second degree is a half breed Jew.

quarter-jude is more european based then semetic.

degenerates like you belong in the gas chamber

Ive heard you need 15% to be able to get israel passport

Your more native than Elizabeth Warren

Congratulations

Isn't that thing run by Google? They probably just add Jewish heritage to everyone's profile to try and combat anti-semitism.

Good heavens.
Your ancestors were extremely progressive user.

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>4% Native

>Ashkenazi
>European

>47.5% Jew
>white

>DNA reports

I did mine a while back.

I'm

14.5% Austrian
34.5% German
25.0% Irish
25.0% Italian

Fuck, I was actually hoping to get a free trip.

>tfw no Birthright trip

Looks like I literally
W U Z

Noice

We've got a 100%er

> 3% Jew

Most people on here say Italians and Irish aren't white :,(

Jesus Christ, all the memes about mixed americans where right.

You're over 90% white. You're fine.

They probably just say everyone is some % Jew as banter because they know only white power types gives a shit about muh heritage.

Hahaha

There is literally nothing whiter than Irish skin.

Also, Italy is in Europe - so I wouldn't worry what some neck tattoo white trash stormcuck thinks.

I'm 100% inbred

>always think I'm french irish
>kit comes back and says I'm 49% Ashkenazi jewish 37% German
>tfw

you're a mixed guy

OY VEY

for jew

>Complaining about being a mutt when you already know you're American

It's literally nothing. Everyone is a mutt here.

Listen if someone is over 90% European they can hardly be called mutt nowadays.

NIGGER!

0.4% Ashkenazi is too much!

Well you're half worthy of living.

Marvellous results!

Retarded Stormfag: The Post

Hitler gave like 5000 part-Jews legal equality with Germans, or "Aryanhood". He was far more liberal about mixing with Jews than someone like Rosenberg, Goebbels or Himmler.

Am I white, Sup Forums?

t. drunk aspie

Banter the company right back.
>The report you sent says I'm 10% jewish. Well I checked with my ailing mother and there is no way I'm 8% jewish. Recheck your analysis because really, 5% jewish seems high. And don't just send me another copy of the same result claiming I'm somehow 3% jewish. Also, I'm stopping my check because at this point, I'm doing all the work.

Check those numbers!

British/Irish combo put you over the top so the rest don't make you a degenerate. Nice job user

If only we could start a fundraising campaign to have all those alt-righties DNA tested I bet we could stop a lot of hatred.

Well you're retarded that's for sure.

You look slavic.

Thanks!

My middle name is Retard.

3% please gas yourself.

You look Nigerian or Japanese. Is your mother Mexican?

I forgot to correct the original post, I'm actually 15.5% Austrian. My bad I should've added it up before posting it.

0.3% merchant here. Don't worry goy you can trust me.

checked.

also what the fuck are you drinking

>3% jew

You got to go

I want to try this, but I would kill myself even if there's only 0.01% shitskin blood.

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My middle name is Alane.
Im a guy.

My mother is a hamster

Fucking Jew.

I bet you're the one making all the Spencer threads here

small dick

hello my white friend

No

3% jew, you didint make the cut boy, we dont like your kind around here

That's what it is.