My girlfriend just broke up with me because I'm a "racist."

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I'm a "racist."

I thought she would bring up some shit about me saying all niggers must hang or "gas the kikes race war now," but no, she's upset that I'm racist against.... Canadians.

She just texted me and told me she was done with how intolerant I am, citing a tweet in which I tweeted a leaf blower blowing leaves, and said "Worst part about Minnesota is all of these fucking Canadian cucks that live here, shoo shoo"

REEEEEEEEEEEEE THE FUCKING LEAFS ARE EVEN FUCKING UP OUR RELATIONSHIPS NOW

bald eagles look so dumb lmao

If you fucked her right this wouldn't have happend

I revealed my power level recently. Advised a group of foreign (white) girls not to get in a taxi with a black driver because they'll rip you off (or worse). Needless to say they were all disgusted. Smh @ women.

Hahahaha why are you dating the mentally handicapped to begin with

Please don't be rude :^(

Canadians are Asians you racist.

they can fuck you up though the beak and talons are very sharp

like mexicans

DAY OF THE RAKE

I have a Canadian GF and we are into race play

I scratch her back with a rake and she tells me that if I fuck her she wins

Is someone going to post the Superior Canadian cock/whatever images?

Ya know what us Canadians don't like about Minnesota ???

Black people, j/k but fuck you Americunt I hope Isis makes your thanksgiving special

>because I'm a "racist."
Pro-tip: That was just her excuse

She probably left you for a literal Nazi.

Good thing you won't have to see them anymore since the wall will block the view so you can go back beheading people and munching on bug yuca tortillos

Your GF is retarded and you are sticking your dick in crazy. You deserve this. Faggot

Please don't be rude. :^(

She just wants to taste the maple. Hand her over we'll show her what a real man is.

>My girlfriend just broke up with me

sounds like she already had a hung moose bull on the side

Switzerland has spoken.

Looks better than your eagle that's on your flag you fucking spic.

she was cheating on you with a leaf

get your shotgun, cleet, time to go a huntin'

Please don't be rude. :^(

looks like your girl is now a

CANADIAN COCK CONCUBINE

don't send this normie to my board pls, k thx

Why don't you shove 47 bottle rockets up your ass and light them up, you useless faggot?

>tfw literal nazi
>gf leaves me for the ghost of Hitler
fuggg

>/r9k/
>having a gf ever

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MN here, this state is cucked fucking full of brainwashed/reeducated idiots. "white women" especially, between the ages of 18-35. The closer you get to the epicenter of degeneracy (MSP) the worse it gets...

I question why I still live here quite often :/

Where were they from?

God dammit I lol'd pretty hard at that one.

delet this

Those stupid memes always make me laugh

lol fucking leaves

If i were a woman, I'd dump you just for using the word "cuck".

canadains are the most powerful race in the world. back the fuck off shart in mart

jesus christ what the fuck

bald eagle eating snake in tinochiclan
for the mexican flag
you're an idiot amigo

Want to hear a joke, Pablo?
>why is the bald eagle the American national animal?
>because Mexico already claimed the hairy eagle!

>using the word 'cuck' outside of Sup Forums
You deserved it tbqh

It's the huge eyes makes them look so startled

A FUCKING PLUS

Don't you mean Cockubine?

Like Trudeau? Bitch, please.

this desu

This guy unironically believes this was the last straw and she didn't have somebody lined up she values more than you. At least she didn't cuck you and cut ties when they should have been.

basically she said im fucking with a fake nigga
let me fuck with a real nigga
boy you just got nazi jhacked for your ava braun

I hope you choke on sand.

Both of you need to go back

The wall just got 10 feet higher scumbag

You didn't have that bitch under control, Sepani. I just to say racist shit about black people when I was with my black girl and never had any issues.

She was probably cucking you with some Canadian bull, that's why she got offended.

Worst part of Minnesota are the somalinigs.

What kind of half-brained mutant yahey tweets Sup Forums memes?
Kill yourself

That man is right

>Worst part about Minnesota is all of these fucking Canadian cucks that live here, shoo shoo
Actual lol

Minneapolisag here. The Somalians are way worse than Canadians. I can get along with Canadians irl, but the Somalians stink, constantly fight, and keep joining ISIS (I'm serious, for those of you who don't live here and might not be aware).

>I'm racist against.... Canadians
Bruh, I know we're technically whiter than you are, but the fact that your ex thinks we are a heterogeneous race up here just makes me sad. I wish she were right. I wish this place weren't a rainbow of the worlds various types of niggers.

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>1 post by this ID
really makes my baringles tringle

No, that's the thing. I literally constantly talk about how much I hate niggers and kikes in spics right in front of her and she has never so much as batted an eye.

The Canadian thing was the the last (and seemingly first) straw for her and I cannot for the life of me figure out why.

Britcucks

Obviously your gf is a SJW liberal. Be happy and move on

...

It's she secretly Canadian?

>Black girl

Absolutely disgusting but what Can you expect from spaniggers

see
2 posts you fucking bizarre toothpaste flag

LITTLE

BALD

EAGLES

Got called a filthy Nazi today by a family member for showing off my nice new swastika armband.
No fucks were given.

She broke up with you because you are autistic who yells cuck every five minutes. Try not being a sperg next time.

God fucking damn it. This seriously fucking triggers me as an American.

Yeah, we really need an upgrade.

>mexican intellectuals

>using Sup Forums memes on a social network

You deserved it desu

She is in love with a Canadian, it's obvious, she love Canada more than she loves you for a reason.

You got cucked by a canacuck, deal with it.

How many niggers are there in Ireland(the whole island)?

Plusbro speaks truth

Dodged a bullet if you ask me.

>cuck is a Sup Forums meme
"Cuck" is mainstream as fuck, fags

And we've been dating for 2 years, I use cuck all the time. I think this Pablo is right. She's probably cucking me with a moose bull

Probably just end up getting flayed on a live stream by his local cartel

>Tfw our country's whiter than yours
>Tfw our country's average penis size is higher than yours
>Tfw our crime statistics are lower than yours
>Tfw you guys have Justin Bieber and not us
>Tfw our country is just so much better than yours

Pic related, cuck. This is what your ex craves. She's our /leafblower/ now.

That was here excuse bro. The real reason is that she's been taken 8" of raw uncut Canadian dick now and had been looking for a legit reason to dump your tiny kike-dick.

I-It's an honor sire

uh, according to wikipedia, that image is not quite accurate. It says that bald eagles can get bigger...

Kek

I knew it, she is probably learning chinese right now.

Ever bothered asking her why?

Never been into black girls much, but this one was both a cutie and a smart girl. Absolutely hated black culture and dated non-black guys exclusively.

Thanks senpai

forgot pic related, but still
America < Canada

Lol if you havent realised almost all leaf posts are aussie alteregos on proxys by now.

that's a shitty fanfic user

Holy shit do you faggots really post stuff on social media like you would on Sup Forums?

Jesus Christ you are all retarded

Your subconscious knows the truth, leaf

Soon.

this

op your gf left you because you're blaspheming leaves, who have larger cocks and fewer blacks and even fewer poos and gooks. we are a white nation and even though there is some cancer hanging around in Toronto it will eventually collapse on itself, a city where whites aren't the majority will never last long

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>tfw a Somali-Canadian with family in St. Cloud
U mad?

Don't ruin our newer more intelligent and insightful image fagg

I'm a tranny so I'm a leaf at heart. Death to those who insult diversity!

you're disgusting

you're mentally handicap