A russian, an american and a german walk into a bar
the bartender asks:"What can I bring you guys"
The russian orders a vodka shot
the american orders a coke
the german says:"I am a dumb retarded kraut son of a whore brainwashed merkel puppet bitch i love fat weinerschnitzers and watching my algerian wife getting fucked by jewish cock."
the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots the german in the face
>American walks into a bar
>Gets shot by an escaped convict wearing microwaves for shoes
>be american
>shit yourself
>get shot
lol!
>american walks into a bar
>too hot in here
>goes outside
>arrested for public intoxication
A canadian, an american and a chilean walk into a bar
the bartender asks:"What can I bring you guys"
The canadian orders moose piss
the american orders a shoe on the rocks
the chilean fucks a llama
the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots the llama in the face
>americans are stupid and fat lol
Holy shart
>an american
>walk
I thought you guys used mobility scooters
>a finn
>live
i thought you guys killed yourselves
>American drives into a bar on his refrigerated mobility scooter
>shoots his pant
>be american
>dab
>get shot
>an american
>thought
Have you reported to your local thought police yet?
>b merican
>shoot urself
>shart
>usa guy
>bullet hapen 2 ur body
JOKE
>one shot at life
>shart in the mart
You forgot to microwave the joke senpai
>one shot at life
>die
>won shart @ life
fizxed it for u ;^)
>be american
>one shot at life
>get shot
>AMERICA
>SHOE
>merican
>pew pew
>be Chilean
>steal American jokes
>get shot
>amerishoes
>American walks
the best part of the joke
> Be american
> Vote for reality TV star conspiracy theorist with no political experience
>one shart at mart
>get shot
>be canadian
>get shot for being a faggot
>still a faggot
>be american
>go to the mart
>shart
>everyone claps
>triumphantly exit the mart
>get shot
>be argentine
thanks, I haven't seen a shitpost from Sup Forums for 5 seconds. i was having withdrawals
>be non-american
>get mc'dicked
nice, so we are approaching the leaf level of shitposting
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rlly make u think
very BAD thread
please make swift killings of self
This, but unironically.
>one shot at life
>get shot
as usual
you literally copied my joke but replaced the american part with german and you are still getting bullied LMAO DUMB AMERIFATS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
what a twist
hitler trips checked
mein digits
A Brit, a Frenchmen and a German walk into a bar. Then Mohammed Ibn-Battuta uses his peaceful truck and cultrally enriches them with his peaceful truck for being alcohol drinking infidels.
>Be Chilean
>Get dropped from helicopter
>american walks into a bar, it bends
Jesus fokin christ delet this
why
An American walks into a bar.
The rest of the world goes under it like smart people.
hah
>Be Argentine
>White
>American makes a joke
>entire world gangs up on them
I knew you all hated us
fuck you