A russian, an american and a german walk into a bar
the bartender asks:"What can I bring you guys"
The russian orders a vodka shot
the american orders a coke
the german says:"I am a dumb retarded kraut son of a whore brainwashed merkel puppet bitch i love fat weinerschnitzers and watching my algerian wife getting fucked by jewish cock."
the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots the german in the face
Owen Powell
>American walks into a bar >Gets shot by an escaped convict wearing microwaves for shoes
Chase Diaz
>be american >shit yourself >get shot
lol!
Michael Williams
>american walks into a bar >too hot in here >goes outside >arrested for public intoxication
Landon Richardson
A canadian, an american and a chilean walk into a bar
the bartender asks:"What can I bring you guys"
The canadian orders moose piss
the american orders a shoe on the rocks
the chilean fucks a llama
the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots the llama in the face
William Powell
>americans are stupid and fat lol
Jackson Garcia
Holy shart
Hudson Hill
>an american >walk I thought you guys used mobility scooters
Landon Harris
>a finn >live i thought you guys killed yourselves
Ryan Clark
>American drives into a bar on his refrigerated mobility scooter >shoots his pant
Bentley Sullivan
>be american >dab >get shot
Robert Rodriguez
>an american >thought Have you reported to your local thought police yet?
Charles Reyes
>b merican >shoot urself >shart
Caleb Peterson
>usa guy >bullet hapen 2 ur body JOKE
Justin Hernandez
>one shot at life >shart in the mart
Elijah Harris
You forgot to microwave the joke senpai
Sebastian Morris
>one shot at life >die
Christian Nguyen
>won shart @ life
fizxed it for u ;^)
Isaiah Williams
>be american >one shot at life >get shot
Cooper Ortiz
>AMERICA >SHOE
Brandon Jenkins
>merican >pew pew
Lincoln Wood
>be Chilean >steal American jokes >get shot
Jeremiah Turner
>amerishoes
Hunter Turner
>American walks
the best part of the joke
Bentley Wood
> Be american > Vote for reality TV star conspiracy theorist with no political experience
Nicholas Cox
>one shart at mart >get shot
Gabriel King
>be canadian >get shot for being a faggot >still a faggot
Nolan Williams
>be american >go to the mart >shart >everyone claps >triumphantly exit the mart >get shot
Anthony Sanders
>be argentine
Ian Robinson
thanks, I haven't seen a shitpost from Sup Forums for 5 seconds. i was having withdrawals
Dominic Collins
>be non-american >get mc'dicked
James Hughes
nice, so we are approaching the leaf level of shitposting
Ian Fisher
...
Dylan Rodriguez
...
Daniel King
rlly make u think
Chase Barnes
very BAD thread
please make swift killings of self
Elijah Allen
This, but unironically.
Leo Barnes
>one shot at life >get shot
Liam Phillips
as usual
Jacob Ramirez
you literally copied my joke but replaced the american part with german and you are still getting bullied LMAO DUMB AMERIFATS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
Ian Martin
what a twist
Landon Morris
hitler trips checked
Jayden Walker
mein digits
Jaxon Price
A Brit, a Frenchmen and a German walk into a bar. Then Mohammed Ibn-Battuta uses his peaceful truck and cultrally enriches them with his peaceful truck for being alcohol drinking infidels.
Adrian Green
>Be Chilean >Get dropped from helicopter
Leo Ortiz
>american walks into a bar, it bends
Logan Martin
Jesus fokin christ delet this
Luke Lee
why
Samuel Murphy
An American walks into a bar.
The rest of the world goes under it like smart people.
hah
Anthony Watson
>Be Argentine >White
Dylan Robinson
>American makes a joke >entire world gangs up on them