Mentally-ill musical idol and item of affection edition
/brit/
trump supporter screamed "cuck" in my ear as he was having a heated argument with another student across the lecture hall
state of it
>IDOL
>ITEM
bit sexist
>reckon there'll be a reactionary meme era soon
In what sense?
bashar
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parked this outside the off-licence
Who legitimately average-to-intelligent but utterly blew off schooling for reasons that were beyond their control?
>new thread at page 1
fuck off
nipped to the shop for some teabags this afternoon and ended up shagging 3 women, don't know why you sad acts find it so difficult.
I really enjoy LOVE.
just got called a gay cunt by the bf
If I didn't ride blade on curb, would you still love me?
what happened lad?
farron is /our lad/ right?
good christian lad who isn't a rorke
Me apparently
l my gf wants to talk about is feelings and her weekly family crises
>reminding me I will never have her
why do this to me user
>We designed our workplace to reflect the future we are creating for you to inhabit.
Open plan offices are weird, I sit metres away from a multi millionaire daily
cheated on the gf again lads
1990s proto-memes make a comeback
aaah yes the 'intelligent but didn't try' meme, everyone on /brit/ claims this.
What was different about Morrissey? Aren't Anglo-Irish, council estate, drop-outs supposed to be among the untouchables of British society?
you know thousands of young children go missing daily right? nobody bats an eye. what made madeleine mcann special? because she was white. simple as.
Why are the media obsessed with Tim Farron's views on homos and bumming?
Looks far too social for me
since boys can tuck their willy between their legs to hide it. can girls take pics that completely hides their cleft? puts me right off
the studio camera/top will be mad at me line gets me in a really good way every time. lovely little bit of writing
would do a 360 and walk away if i ever walked into that office
nope, I'm intelligent-to-highly-intelligent and thterefore did NOT blow off schooling
Nothing nicer than gently waking up in the morning to the gf snuggling up to you and putting her head on your chest
not that there's anything wrong with that
>he's 39
>she's 64
The state of France for fucks sakes
to drag people down to the reality i live with every day so we're forced to empathise together
Opposite, not very bright and uninterested in the subject but I'm doing really well.
absolutely obsessed with homos and bumming 2bh
delet
time for a spliff
they hate the idea of a party threatening the Conservative-Labour two main party status quo
same reason they obsess over UKIP
its Facebook HQ
young children don't go missing that frequently.
adults and especially young adults do though
Opening another beer.
anyone who doesn't support men wanting to fuck each other's hairy shitholes and nonce boys will be exposed by the media
tell me about his wife, why does she wear the mask
Business idea: Go to the local traveller camp in the early hours of tomorrow morning and set fire to multiple caravans, hopefully killing many pikeys.
>Macron
>straight
user, I...
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tim farron just called me a gay cunt
Nobody would bat an eyelid if the bloke was older.
Just opened up the chardonnay lads
Haram
>39
fuckin hell i'd be made up if I looked anything like that at 39
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she looks young for 64 2bh
its a tuesday
Do reckon it's time for us to regress ngl
Memes have become too intellectual, too self-obsessed and far too based in reality. We need a meme renaissance, back to the roots of acting like legitimately retarded children.
/brit/ is the closest place to that atm though, part of the reason why I barely go on the rest of Sup Forums.
nah. the right way to do is put potatoes up their exhaust pipes.
how did they have a kid??
can't take leftists seriously when they only practice tolerance and acceptance when they align with their political ideals
otherwise you're their enemy
Close your mouth sweaty you look gormless like that
she'd an old bint
Be Wednesday soon, I am alright to drink on a Wednesday?
time to get to work
I've met people I would consider highly intelligent who were never in the position to work hard in school. Any well-raised child acclimated into a good school's social scene could do excellently.
might play nintendo 64
What is this part of the female anatomy called?
really?
If a 64 year old man was married to a 39 year old woman he met when she was his 15 year old pupil, no-one would bat an eyelid?
mate
i remember a time when i thought rage comics were funny
might go and grab some more beer but from a different shop because it would be weird making two trips for beer in the same evening
absolute bs platitude of a post
finger
no
Lads seriously the West is in decline. we have to do something about the Mohammedans and all this degeneracy
*wanks to a Thai ladyboy cam while softly moaning and spankin my bum*
might play Brigitte Trogneux (64)
>new sincerity
you might enjoy reddit
What are you gonna get?
REDDDDDDDDDDDDDIT I FUCKING LOVE REDDDDDDDIT
EVERYTHING I LIKE IS REDDDDDDDDDIT
WOOOOOOOAH
do this with voddy and a 4 pack, dont want them thinking im some kind of alcky
Done this before.
mouthbreathers are more attractive. FACT.
actually it's the proximal phalange
>tfw no swarthy brit gf
only stating it here because i know there are leftists who brit who unironically say "fuck trump and fuck white people" without realizing how hypocritical it is
My office
Me
Was quite severely depressed. Had 40% attendance for the last two years but they didn't kick me out because I was still passing everything and the school's pass rate was very low
Left at 16, moved out of mum's house, worked in a kitchen until I was 18, stayed at home depressed on benefits until I was 19, got an IT apprenticeship, then got a government apprenticeship, now I'm 23 in London working in Whitehall making just shy of 40k
I'll probably fuck it up in a few years though haha
Been drinking a lot and got no friends
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>work tomorrow
Do Americans really have Pizza Hut and subway shops in their schools
You know how I know that's bullshit? Because I was in an awful environment and still did very well. By all measures I should have been drop out loser but because I was intelligent my environment was a seconary concern and I managed to succeed and get into a top uni.
If you're smart enough you WILL succeed.
at big universities yeah
>do you think this can last forever?
My school had Subway
Was talking about the age difference in general. If he went for her when she was 15 he'd be tarred and feathered no doubt.
*fuck Drumpf
*fuck ypipo
Also, 'ck 'ff runt
trump looks happier today
Just had a good poo
And this is not to say
There never comes a day
I'll take my chances and start again
And when I look behind
On all my younger times
I have to thank the wrongs that led me to a love so strong
I'm perfectly lonely
I'm perfectly lonely
I'm perfectly lonely (Yeah)
'Cause I don't belong to anyone
Nobody belongs to me
(It's the way, it's the way, it's the way that I want it)
Yanks are fat
hello don
>he's here
couple of cans of foster or maybe a 4 pack of cheap tescos lager
right? especially since I literally am not an alcy