>be British athlete
>eat pie
>get send to prison
Be British athlete
Lincoln Rogers
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Jackson Morgan
>be new zealand
>have no terrorist attacks
>get the same freedom and liberty crushing legislation passed after 9/11 anyway
>literally be so unread you live there and have zero idea what i'm talking about
Kevin Bell
that's how you got your population, australia
Jeremiah Wilson
>be British criminal
>get send to Aukland
Carson Cox
Political prisoner you mean
Joseph Williams
>literally be so unread you live there and have zero idea what i'm talking about
Damn
Owen Sanders
>be spain
>be 3rd world
>post on chinese firework making website
Asher Roberts
>be New Zealand athlete
>never amount to anything because New Zealand is a backwater country that is shit at everything except fucking sheep and even then Wales is better so who cares
Brandon Murphy
He's being investigated. There was a 8/1 on him eating a pie and it being on camera. The problem is he thumbed up to the camera (or to somebody nearby) it was quite clear he knew what he'd done.
Michael King
>be retarded shitposter
>not know bet fixing is illegal
Literally one of the mafias #1 rackets
Jaxon Fisher
holy shit pedro, you rekt him so hard he quit the thread
Bentley Reyes
PIE RANKINGS
1. Chicken Curry
2. Steak & Ale
3. Chicken Balti
4. Chicken & Ham
5. Steak & Kidney
Isaiah Gray
Based Pedro comes up with the goods.
Brody Davis
9000001. Mag
Andrew Collins
1.Chicken & Mushroom
Justin Moore
>A Spaniard defending island muslims
I really hope you are just a drunkard Brit tourist
Joseph Campbell
Is a Pasty a pie?
Justin Stewart
twitter.com
Wayne Shaw himself thinks it's not
Hudson Gonzalez
No
Robert Hernandez
Is a Cornish pasty a pie?
Charles Sanders
Is a Jaffa Cake a biscuit? Same answer
Liam Long
>can't pie pies in italy
>now pies are everywhere in football news
I just want a fucking pie lads
Gavin Lee
is a scone a cake? same answer
Lucas Morris
>Be German athlete
>can't drink beer at halftime
Samuel Collins
you're all descendants of muslims, why the hate?
Easton Lopez
And you're a descendent of a monkey
Hunter Wood
>descendent
Cameron Anderson
we all are, why the hate?
Lincoln Rogers
OK i used an e instead of a by accident, kill yourself autistic fuck
Ian Bailey
Because you evolved less
Hudson Morales
weak
Jaffa Cake = GOAT
>Jaffa Cake is literally Soft Cake produced for poor people
Because god doesn't love Niggers
Eli Campbell
That looks so good
Aiden Parker
Not as weak as your nationalism post WWII
Kayden King
Please explain this madness to an Amerilard.
I just picture Donald Duck floating by the nose on the scent trail of a pie in a windowsill. Then eating it and getting hit over the head with a billy club and sent to jail.
But that only happens in cartoons... right?
Juan Ward
Isn't your country super strict about sports gambling
Cameron Diaz
It's not even allowed because the Jews can't make money off it
Benjamin Thomas
Utter madness
But essentially that's what has happened. Investigation of potential breach of betting regulations.
Daniel Sanchez
But what does that have to do with pie?
Chase Carter
gj
Luke Bennett
Kek
Kayden Russell
what did you mean by this
Nicholas Cooper
>that warm chicken balti pie and oasis on a cold december afternoon at a comfy stadium feel
Daniel Collins
He's implying that Brazilians aren't descendants of monkeys, they are full blown monkeys.
Fucking autist.
Jayden Gutierrez
>Oasis
my nigga that shit tastes so good when it's absolutely freezing cold. The summer fruits is the best tho
Jaxon Wood
>all people from Iberia come from Muslims
But then all South Americans come from Iberia
Oliver Taylor
>be British
>eating pie in comfort of own home
>pie detector van detects it
>3 years in jail for not having pie licence
Jonathan Brown
fuck nips have good bantz
Andrew Nelson
10/10
Lucas Jackson
>No Sweet-Chilli chicken cheeseburger pies
Fucking pleb
Lincoln Davis
There was a market on whether he would eat a pie or not, he ate a pie, apparently intentionally to win him or his friends money or some shit
Jace Morris
This is so fucking retarded, the only punishment should be to the betting agency for putting up such a dumb fuck market
Alexander Fisher
>be australian
>get attacked by crocodile in your garden
>die
Jeremiah Morgan
But what if he was mates with a bookies and DIDN'T eat a pie. Wouldn't that also wrong?
Lincoln Price
Exactly, thats what makes this whole situation so fucking stupid
Robert Anderson
>be Japanese
>diet consists 99% of rice with fermented soy beans
>be only 5 ft tall because of poor diet
>die of cancer due to radiation
Angel Cruz
Damn..
Anthony Wilson
>be danish
>create the greatest pastry known to the world
Carter Evans
>be new zealand
>have no terrorist attacks
yep, might as well end your post there. GOAT country
Lincoln Foster
>mfw brits call chocolate candy bars “globbernaughts”
>mfw brits call cars “motorized rollinghams”
>mfw brits call fireworks “merry fizzlebombs”
>mfw brits call Thanksgiving “genocide”
>mfwn brits call a PC “wunderbahboxes”
>mfw brits call gravy “meat water”
>mfw brits call power cables “electro-rope”
>mfw brits call a beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a burger
>mfw brits call bar mitzvahs “fart tornados”
>mfw brits call pens “Whimsy Flimsy Mark and Scribblers”
>mfw brits call doorknobs “twisting plankhandles”
>mfw brits call french toast “pussy bread”
>mfw brits call sandwiches “breaddystacks”
>mfw brits called their keyboards “hoighty toighty tippy typers”
>mfw brits call peanut butter and jelly “nutty-gum and fruit spleggings”
>mfw brits call an escalator “upsy stairsy”
>mfwn brits call Archiving the Thread “tossin’ the thimble in the tipper”
>mfw brits call water “Montezuma’s Revenge”
>mfw brits call toes “wiggledy piggledy nobbledy wobs”
>mfw amercians call sex “peepee friction pleasure”
>mfw brits call a screwdriver a “pip pip gollywock”
>mfw brits call a snake a “slippery dippery long mover”
>mfw brits call roads “cobblestone-clippity-clops”
>mfw brits call horseshit "clippy-cloppy mammal droppy"
Luke Reyes
that was a bit too much denmark
Joseph Edwards
>mfw a korean called a dog his dinner
Samuel Wood
>No Scotch pie
Noah Phillips
Do you not have a panzerotto place nearby? Not a pie, but the closest thing you'll get to it
Noah Young
>>mfwn brits call Archiving the Thread “tossin’ the thimble in the tipper”
Fuck this reminds me of the old 4chanarchive
RIP
Grayson Price
>eating a pie like a sandwich
wat
Chase Reed
Nationalism in German doesn't make sense when """""ethnic""""" Germans are diverse af, or why do you think our country got united so late? A racial approach makes more sense.
Dylan Brown
...
Nathan Wood
but seriously, which one?
Julian Sullivan
I think this is a joke
Alexander Peterson
2 > 4 > 3 > 5 >1
Brayden Jenkins
2 and 5
Jonathan Bennett
2
4
5
1
3
Wyatt Perry
In order of who I would cook a lovely meal for and then bang:
2
3
5
4
1
Christopher Green
>die of cancer due to radiation
Except this didn't happen libtard
Chase Rodriguez
no, seriously, Lynne is CUTE
James Anderson
>fermented soy beans
I'd like to try Natto tbqh. They say it stinks like hell, but there must be a reason why the Nipponese like it.
Henry Torres
3-1-2-4-5
Jason Foster
LIAR
John Baker
Little boy seems to like it, too.
Christopher Richardson
Wew
Adam Russell
underrated
Chase Campbell
>no apple pie
Only time you eat meat pie is for dinner
Apple is the greatest
Brody Hill
I know right? Went to QPR - Ipswich on new years day, first row right next to the Ipswich dug-out. Hearing Mick McCarthy cuss the entire game was really amusing.
Dominic Murphy
Sheep country more like.
Hunter Moore
It was a pasty though so Sun Bet shouldn't have paid out on the bet.
Samuel Morales
Great banter.
Weak banter.