>be British athlete
>eat pie
>get send to prison
Be British athlete
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>be new zealand
>have no terrorist attacks
>get the same freedom and liberty crushing legislation passed after 9/11 anyway
>literally be so unread you live there and have zero idea what i'm talking about
that's how you got your population, australia
>be British criminal
>get send to Aukland
Political prisoner you mean
>literally be so unread you live there and have zero idea what i'm talking about
Damn
>be spain
>be 3rd world
>post on chinese firework making website
>be New Zealand athlete
>never amount to anything because New Zealand is a backwater country that is shit at everything except fucking sheep and even then Wales is better so who cares
He's being investigated. There was a 8/1 on him eating a pie and it being on camera. The problem is he thumbed up to the camera (or to somebody nearby) it was quite clear he knew what he'd done.
>be retarded shitposter
>not know bet fixing is illegal
Literally one of the mafias #1 rackets
holy shit pedro, you rekt him so hard he quit the thread
PIE RANKINGS
1. Chicken Curry
2. Steak & Ale
3. Chicken Balti
4. Chicken & Ham
5. Steak & Kidney
Based Pedro comes up with the goods.
9000001. Mag
1.Chicken & Mushroom
>A Spaniard defending island muslims
I really hope you are just a drunkard Brit tourist
Is a Pasty a pie?
twitter.com
Wayne Shaw himself thinks it's not
No
Is a Cornish pasty a pie?
Is a Jaffa Cake a biscuit? Same answer
>can't pie pies in italy
>now pies are everywhere in football news
I just want a fucking pie lads
is a scone a cake? same answer
>Be German athlete
>can't drink beer at halftime
you're all descendants of muslims, why the hate?
And you're a descendent of a monkey
>descendent
we all are, why the hate?
OK i used an e instead of a by accident, kill yourself autistic fuck
Because you evolved less
weak
Jaffa Cake = GOAT
>Jaffa Cake is literally Soft Cake produced for poor people
Because god doesn't love Niggers
That looks so good
Not as weak as your nationalism post WWII
Please explain this madness to an Amerilard.
I just picture Donald Duck floating by the nose on the scent trail of a pie in a windowsill. Then eating it and getting hit over the head with a billy club and sent to jail.
But that only happens in cartoons... right?
Isn't your country super strict about sports gambling
It's not even allowed because the Jews can't make money off it
Utter madness
But essentially that's what has happened. Investigation of potential breach of betting regulations.
But what does that have to do with pie?
gj
Kek
what did you mean by this
>that warm chicken balti pie and oasis on a cold december afternoon at a comfy stadium feel
He's implying that Brazilians aren't descendants of monkeys, they are full blown monkeys.
Fucking autist.
>Oasis
my nigga that shit tastes so good when it's absolutely freezing cold. The summer fruits is the best tho
>all people from Iberia come from Muslims
But then all South Americans come from Iberia
>be British
>eating pie in comfort of own home
>pie detector van detects it
>3 years in jail for not having pie licence
fuck nips have good bantz
10/10
>No Sweet-Chilli chicken cheeseburger pies
Fucking pleb
There was a market on whether he would eat a pie or not, he ate a pie, apparently intentionally to win him or his friends money or some shit
This is so fucking retarded, the only punishment should be to the betting agency for putting up such a dumb fuck market
>be australian
>get attacked by crocodile in your garden
>die
But what if he was mates with a bookies and DIDN'T eat a pie. Wouldn't that also wrong?
Exactly, thats what makes this whole situation so fucking stupid
>be Japanese
>diet consists 99% of rice with fermented soy beans
>be only 5 ft tall because of poor diet
>die of cancer due to radiation
Damn..
>be danish
>create the greatest pastry known to the world
>be new zealand
>have no terrorist attacks
yep, might as well end your post there. GOAT country
>mfw brits call chocolate candy bars “globbernaughts”
>mfw brits call cars “motorized rollinghams”
>mfw brits call fireworks “merry fizzlebombs”
>mfw brits call Thanksgiving “genocide”
>mfwn brits call a PC “wunderbahboxes”
>mfw brits call gravy “meat water”
>mfw brits call power cables “electro-rope”
>mfw brits call a beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a burger
>mfw brits call bar mitzvahs “fart tornados”
>mfw brits call pens “Whimsy Flimsy Mark and Scribblers”
>mfw brits call doorknobs “twisting plankhandles”
>mfw brits call french toast “pussy bread”
>mfw brits call sandwiches “breaddystacks”
>mfw brits called their keyboards “hoighty toighty tippy typers”
>mfw brits call peanut butter and jelly “nutty-gum and fruit spleggings”
>mfw brits call an escalator “upsy stairsy”
>mfwn brits call Archiving the Thread “tossin’ the thimble in the tipper”
>mfw brits call water “Montezuma’s Revenge”
>mfw brits call toes “wiggledy piggledy nobbledy wobs”
>mfw amercians call sex “peepee friction pleasure”
>mfw brits call a screwdriver a “pip pip gollywock”
>mfw brits call a snake a “slippery dippery long mover”
>mfw brits call roads “cobblestone-clippity-clops”
>mfw brits call horseshit "clippy-cloppy mammal droppy"
that was a bit too much denmark
>mfw a korean called a dog his dinner
>No Scotch pie
Do you not have a panzerotto place nearby? Not a pie, but the closest thing you'll get to it
>>mfwn brits call Archiving the Thread “tossin’ the thimble in the tipper”
Fuck this reminds me of the old 4chanarchive
RIP
>eating a pie like a sandwich
wat
Nationalism in German doesn't make sense when """""ethnic""""" Germans are diverse af, or why do you think our country got united so late? A racial approach makes more sense.
...
but seriously, which one?
I think this is a joke
2 > 4 > 3 > 5 >1
2 and 5
2
4
5
1
3
In order of who I would cook a lovely meal for and then bang:
2
3
5
4
1
>die of cancer due to radiation
Except this didn't happen libtard
no, seriously, Lynne is CUTE
>fermented soy beans
I'd like to try Natto tbqh. They say it stinks like hell, but there must be a reason why the Nipponese like it.
3-1-2-4-5
LIAR
Little boy seems to like it, too.
Wew
underrated
>no apple pie
Only time you eat meat pie is for dinner
Apple is the greatest
I know right? Went to QPR - Ipswich on new years day, first row right next to the Ipswich dug-out. Hearing Mick McCarthy cuss the entire game was really amusing.
Sheep country more like.
It was a pasty though so Sun Bet shouldn't have paid out on the bet.
Great banter.
Weak banter.