Hey, Sup Forums! Who is your favorite televangelist? Mine is Jack Van Impe. His show is comfy AF!
Hey, Sup Forums! Who is your favorite televangelist? Mine is Jack Van Impe. His show is comfy AF!
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Josiah Robinson
i hate these fuckers, but theres something soothing about that dumb cunts voice
Leo Long
Why are atheists so hateful?
Samuel Long
who said i was an atheist?
Tyler Perry
see
Xavier Bennett
REXELLA IS CUTE
Josiah Thomas
wouldnt say cute
they both say very hateful things about other religions but in a very soothing tone
Bentley Ward
BUY MIRACLE WATER IT WORKS I SWEAR. DON'T TAKE IT FROM ME THOUGH. INSTEAD LISTEN TO ALL THESE POOR NIGGERS TALK ABOUT HOW MIRACLE WATER WORKED FOR THEM
Jose Nelson
Why are Christians so tolerable of hypocrisy?
Kayden Bailey
Step aside, oldshits. Joel is running the show now and there's no stopping him.
Nathan Robinson
inb4 the horde of angry redditors
Gavin Stewart
Why do televangelists always look so creepy?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
>eyeroll
For the same reasons everyone else is, bigot.
Wyatt Fisher
I don't know what you're talking about.
Wyatt Brown
I'm not from reddit but these people are scumbags and give Christianity a bad name.
I'm still flabbergasted they're able to make so much money from nothing.
Luke Garcia
religion is nothing. if someone is stupid enough to be religious in the first place and pray to an imaginary faggot then they're stupid enough to buy snake oil from people pretending to be religious. and no i dont wear a fedora
Robert Anderson
Yes, you do. I can hear your fedora from here.
Bentley Perez
idk what but i get something out of watching shit like this, it's weird. watching something that should only exist in a bad tv show or book but is out in the open in reality. hard to believe these people are actual humans
Eli Lewis
You might like reformed rap.
Jose Reyes
>first saw him late night on fox on a sunday night in '97
>20 years later he still is sayng the end is near
Won't lie, dude and his wife are pretty entertaining though for some reason
Robert Perez
There is no person, living or dead, who can quote scripture like Jack Van Impe.
Michael Nelson
He's like the Alex Jones of televangelists.
Samuel Gomez
more like michael jordan - makes more sense as a synonym for "the best"
Evan Thompson
No, the Jones comparison was apt.
Jose Murphy
i don't think it does
Aaron Ramirez
The jordan comparison makes no sense. It's bad and you should feel bad.
Basketball player =/= host of a tv/podcast show
Nathan Perez
I don't normally like calling people out for this, but you are unironicaly autistic
Brody Green
fuck off nigger lover
Daniel Scott
Any oldfags remember Doc Scott?
Brody Martinez
Reported for racism.
Charles Flores
Reported for reporting reporting.
Asher Gray
>saying a basketball star is a better representation of a tv host than a podcast host would be
>calls me autistic
Fire up the projector!
Liam Nelson
Christiankino
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Lincoln Garcia
When did having difficulty understanding analogies stop being autistic?
Juan Anderson
Jayden King
YOUR
ANALOGY
WAS
SHIT
IT
WAS
UNDERSTOOD
BUT
IT
WAS
SHIT
Grayson Nguyen
>Obligatory REEEEEEEEEEEE
also I wasn't the guy who posted the analogy, just a bystander who notices a poor friend ignorant of his condition
Chase Smith
It was the perfect analogy.
Thomas Anderson
More lika metaphor dude
Austin Diaz
It's autistic to comment on a stranger's mental state
Lucas Miller
I'm going to have to do a cable access thread later, I love this shit.
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Jonathan Robinson
Ernest Angley, because he is batshit insane.
Only Ohioans will get this.
Nicholas Wright
I would unironically have every autistic man, woman, and child shot in the back of the head if I could.
Julian Foster
I just thought of something I could post in your cable access thread.
Jaxson Miller
Would you line them up by age, height or alphabetically?
Adrian Ross
an autist punding other autists and then killing them
simply delicious
Cooper Flores
those are some creepy fuckers
Lincoln Evans
>In 2001, Jack and Rexella Van Impe won the parodic Ig Nobel Prize in Astrophysics "for their discovery that black holes fulfill all the technical requirements to be the location of Hell."
kek
Jordan Myers
PAGAN INVASION
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Brayden Evans
>technical requirements
The best kind of requirements
Camden Bell
are cults and other wackiness allowed?
Levi Collins
I don't care.
Eli Thomas
It's Sup Forums everything is allowed
Jackson Baker
then in that case!
Ohio has a lot of weird cults. I think the Branch Davidians may have been here at one time. I know there's an Amish cult in Bergholz, OH. I know there was the Reformed Latter Day Saints Movement in Kirtland, OH.
Ostensibly there are small towns run by cults, satanists, a few churches devoted to homosexuality. It's kind of like rural redneck Ohio meets Roman Mystery Religion.
What kinda weird shit do you guys have in your neck of the woods?
Jeremiah Cruz
Even cheese pizza?
William Campbell
to keep it TV related Investigation Discovery covered the Kirtland killings.
Andrew Rogers
Evey year the apocalypse is coming to this nigga.
It's never happening ...jesus is fake news.
David Hughes
As a Christian, I absolutely despise these kinds of people and feel very very sorry for the people who actually listen to them.
I also despise the churches and the fundamentalist scourge in Middle America.
Xavier Ramirez
>Christian
>Browses Sup Forums
Why should I listen to you?
Josiah Watson
cheap plastic surgery
Jonathan Powell
>Cheap
These motherfuckers are rich as Hell.
Aaron Thomas
they can't spend the money officially and they have to use surgeons who won't talk
Nolan Long
...
Julian Cook
The Bagwhan Rajneesh cult in OR is pretty great. At one point their leader had the largest collection of BMW's and they were responsible for the largest bio-terrorist attack on US soil when they poisoned over 500 people with salmonella. Arrianna Huffington was briefly a member before joining another cult in California which convinced her to marry her husband so he could run for president as a Manchurian candidate.
Matthew Brown
BUMPING
Bentley Hughes
HAL LINDSEY. /thread
Tyler Reyes
Better start with yourself
Daniel Rodriguez
I remember Investigation Discovery having a lot of ads for psychics and self help books. Real weird stuff to me to see on cable. I haven't had it in two years, not sure if it's changed.
Gabriel Cook
In former USSR we had Kenneth Copeland
Lincoln Clark
This guy is like a caricature of American Protestantism.
Levi Garcia
>you will never live in Satantown, OH
Ayden Harris
yee...dood was legit smart...i remember him showimg the church a video of him sunbathing and girls in bikinis roller skating around him
Daniel Rogers
>Jack Van Impe
Holy shit is he still alive? I would watch him pretty regularly around 10 years ago. His wife looked like she was already dead at that point.
Brayden Scott
Who is the guy who sells buckets of slop?
Mason Davis
Popoff makes me sick. He was caught red handed back in the late 80s and then a few years later...hes back on tv schilling his ripoff bullshit and pretending to heal people on BET while poor negresses on welfare who send him hundreds each week...
Evan Young
Jim Bakker maybe? He's my favorite personally. My fundamentalist aunt made me watch him growing up. Later on I found out he lost his first ministry after he got caught in a sex scandal and was sent to jail for scamming his viewers.
Andrew Flores
>AH HAYUV SEEYUNNED AGAIUNST YEEEWW!
Isaac Bennett
That was Jimmy Swaggart, who got caught with hookers multiple times after going on a crusade against other pastors for sexual immorality, including Bakker. The 80s was a great time for televangelism.
Adrian Morgan
There's just so many. Hard to keep track. Good lookin out. Very first google image search result for his name kek
Liam Nguyen
Leave hucksterkino to me.