Hey, Sup Forums! Who is your favorite televangelist? Mine is Jack Van Impe. His show is comfy AF!
Hey, Sup Forums! Who is your favorite televangelist? Mine is Jack Van Impe. His show is comfy AF!
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i hate these fuckers, but theres something soothing about that dumb cunts voice
Why are atheists so hateful?
who said i was an atheist?
see
REXELLA IS CUTE
wouldnt say cute
they both say very hateful things about other religions but in a very soothing tone
BUY MIRACLE WATER IT WORKS I SWEAR. DON'T TAKE IT FROM ME THOUGH. INSTEAD LISTEN TO ALL THESE POOR NIGGERS TALK ABOUT HOW MIRACLE WATER WORKED FOR THEM
Why are Christians so tolerable of hypocrisy?
Step aside, oldshits. Joel is running the show now and there's no stopping him.
inb4 the horde of angry redditors
Why do televangelists always look so creepy?
>eyeroll
For the same reasons everyone else is, bigot.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm not from reddit but these people are scumbags and give Christianity a bad name.
I'm still flabbergasted they're able to make so much money from nothing.
religion is nothing. if someone is stupid enough to be religious in the first place and pray to an imaginary faggot then they're stupid enough to buy snake oil from people pretending to be religious. and no i dont wear a fedora
Yes, you do. I can hear your fedora from here.
idk what but i get something out of watching shit like this, it's weird. watching something that should only exist in a bad tv show or book but is out in the open in reality. hard to believe these people are actual humans
You might like reformed rap.
>first saw him late night on fox on a sunday night in '97
>20 years later he still is sayng the end is near
Won't lie, dude and his wife are pretty entertaining though for some reason
There is no person, living or dead, who can quote scripture like Jack Van Impe.
He's like the Alex Jones of televangelists.
more like michael jordan - makes more sense as a synonym for "the best"
No, the Jones comparison was apt.
i don't think it does
The jordan comparison makes no sense. It's bad and you should feel bad.
Basketball player =/= host of a tv/podcast show
I don't normally like calling people out for this, but you are unironicaly autistic
fuck off nigger lover
Any oldfags remember Doc Scott?
Reported for racism.
Reported for reporting reporting.
>saying a basketball star is a better representation of a tv host than a podcast host would be
>calls me autistic
Fire up the projector!
Christiankino
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When did having difficulty understanding analogies stop being autistic?
YOUR
ANALOGY
WAS
SHIT
IT
WAS
UNDERSTOOD
BUT
IT
WAS
SHIT
>Obligatory REEEEEEEEEEEE
also I wasn't the guy who posted the analogy, just a bystander who notices a poor friend ignorant of his condition
It was the perfect analogy.
More lika metaphor dude
It's autistic to comment on a stranger's mental state
I'm going to have to do a cable access thread later, I love this shit.
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Ernest Angley, because he is batshit insane.
Only Ohioans will get this.
I would unironically have every autistic man, woman, and child shot in the back of the head if I could.
I just thought of something I could post in your cable access thread.
Would you line them up by age, height or alphabetically?
an autist punding other autists and then killing them
simply delicious
those are some creepy fuckers
>In 2001, Jack and Rexella Van Impe won the parodic Ig Nobel Prize in Astrophysics "for their discovery that black holes fulfill all the technical requirements to be the location of Hell."
kek
PAGAN INVASION
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>technical requirements
The best kind of requirements
are cults and other wackiness allowed?
I don't care.
It's Sup Forums everything is allowed
then in that case!
Ohio has a lot of weird cults. I think the Branch Davidians may have been here at one time. I know there's an Amish cult in Bergholz, OH. I know there was the Reformed Latter Day Saints Movement in Kirtland, OH.
Ostensibly there are small towns run by cults, satanists, a few churches devoted to homosexuality. It's kind of like rural redneck Ohio meets Roman Mystery Religion.
What kinda weird shit do you guys have in your neck of the woods?
Even cheese pizza?
to keep it TV related Investigation Discovery covered the Kirtland killings.
Evey year the apocalypse is coming to this nigga.
It's never happening ...jesus is fake news.
As a Christian, I absolutely despise these kinds of people and feel very very sorry for the people who actually listen to them.
I also despise the churches and the fundamentalist scourge in Middle America.
>Christian
>Browses Sup Forums
Why should I listen to you?
cheap plastic surgery
>Cheap
These motherfuckers are rich as Hell.
they can't spend the money officially and they have to use surgeons who won't talk
...
The Bagwhan Rajneesh cult in OR is pretty great. At one point their leader had the largest collection of BMW's and they were responsible for the largest bio-terrorist attack on US soil when they poisoned over 500 people with salmonella. Arrianna Huffington was briefly a member before joining another cult in California which convinced her to marry her husband so he could run for president as a Manchurian candidate.
BUMPING
HAL LINDSEY. /thread
Better start with yourself
I remember Investigation Discovery having a lot of ads for psychics and self help books. Real weird stuff to me to see on cable. I haven't had it in two years, not sure if it's changed.
In former USSR we had Kenneth Copeland
This guy is like a caricature of American Protestantism.
>you will never live in Satantown, OH
yee...dood was legit smart...i remember him showimg the church a video of him sunbathing and girls in bikinis roller skating around him
>Jack Van Impe
Holy shit is he still alive? I would watch him pretty regularly around 10 years ago. His wife looked like she was already dead at that point.
Who is the guy who sells buckets of slop?
Popoff makes me sick. He was caught red handed back in the late 80s and then a few years later...hes back on tv schilling his ripoff bullshit and pretending to heal people on BET while poor negresses on welfare who send him hundreds each week...
Jim Bakker maybe? He's my favorite personally. My fundamentalist aunt made me watch him growing up. Later on I found out he lost his first ministry after he got caught in a sex scandal and was sent to jail for scamming his viewers.
>AH HAYUV SEEYUNNED AGAIUNST YEEEWW!
That was Jimmy Swaggart, who got caught with hookers multiple times after going on a crusade against other pastors for sexual immorality, including Bakker. The 80s was a great time for televangelism.
There's just so many. Hard to keep track. Good lookin out. Very first google image search result for his name kek
Leave hucksterkino to me.