Character wants to talk to boss in his office

>character wants to talk to boss in his office
>boss pulls bottle of whiskey out of his desk

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>boss tells the main character a quote from famous guy
>main character tells us who said it

>boss says his wife is cheating on him
>black main character winks at camera

>boss quotes the bible
>main character tells him the exact verse, which reveals that he too has read the bible

>He doesn't have desk whisky
Pleb

There's a professor in my uni who does this to every student who visits his office for any reason

If it was pre-1980's, pretty common

I love these tropes so much.

>pours a small amount into two glasses
>characters hold the glasses throughout the rest of the scene without drinking from them

I don't know why these threads never get old to me.

Why does JJL get wet so fast?

>character drinks whiskey
>doesnt make a face and flail his hands with each drink

>and your OTHER desk?

>and your OTHER quote?

>and your OTHER camera?

>and your OTHER bible?

>and your OTHER scene?

>and your OTHER face?

Drink more whiskey instead of Zima and you get past that

>characters eating dinner
>no one takes a bite

>and your OTHER shitpost?

>and your OTHER >and your OTHER shitpost?

>"I'm getting too old for this crap"

>character wants to talk to boss in his office
>boss pulls a machine gun out of his desk

>Thats the last straw Kelly, hand in your badge, your days of recklessly shitposying is over!

Except on Blue Bloods.

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>bossman is smoking a cigar in literally every scene without fail

based posyposter

>and your OTHER shitposy

Kek tell him he's a big guy
If he says "for you" you will know he is one of us

>Boss calls photographer into office. Wants pictures of Spider-man.

>It's never anything other than whiskey or Scotch

>boss is physically bigger than employee

>boss calls everyone by their last name and only talks by barking orders
>employees call him "Sir" and constantly suck up to him, buying him gifts and doing petty chores
>character gets fired for "standing up to himself" or being slightly assertive in any way

This doesn't really happen in workplaces, does it?

>character is hunting someone/something and finds a pool or patch of blood
>slowly bends down on one knee and sticks their finger in the blood, mixing it and then smells/tastes it

>mc orders delivery
>doesn't spaghetti out his name and address
>pizza magically arrives anyways

>cop character chases after criminal
>they run on rooftops
>jump fences
>go through the crowd
>sometimes a mall
>eventually the criminal get's caught but by someone else

>he'll never know or understand corporate culture

unemployed poors detected

Depends on your boss

>bad guy feeds his enemies to a pack of carnivorous animals
>is eaten by the same animals at the films climax

>mexican-american character
>he says "loco" instead of crazy to remind us he's mexican

that's loco, ese

>character is Chinese
>speaks Mandarin with a heavy Cantonese accent

>character needs to hide gun
>stashes it in her underpants

everytime

>character is writing/typing something
>reads it out loud as they're writing

Must be terrible being a wagecuck.

>boss character gets the quote wrong
>main character corrects him, showing that he is smarter

or
>main character guesses the person wrong, proving he's a pseud

>bar owner calls bartender into office
>bar owner pulls bottle of horse semen out of his desk