>character wants to talk to boss in his office
>boss pulls bottle of whiskey out of his desk
Character wants to talk to boss in his office
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>boss tells the main character a quote from famous guy
>main character tells us who said it
>boss says his wife is cheating on him
>black main character winks at camera
>boss quotes the bible
>main character tells him the exact verse, which reveals that he too has read the bible
>He doesn't have desk whisky
Pleb
There's a professor in my uni who does this to every student who visits his office for any reason
If it was pre-1980's, pretty common
I love these tropes so much.
>pours a small amount into two glasses
>characters hold the glasses throughout the rest of the scene without drinking from them
I don't know why these threads never get old to me.
Why does JJL get wet so fast?
>character drinks whiskey
>doesnt make a face and flail his hands with each drink
>and your OTHER desk?
>and your OTHER quote?
>and your OTHER camera?
>and your OTHER bible?
>and your OTHER scene?
>and your OTHER face?
Drink more whiskey instead of Zima and you get past that
>characters eating dinner
>no one takes a bite
>and your OTHER shitpost?
>and your OTHER >and your OTHER shitpost?
>"I'm getting too old for this crap"
>character wants to talk to boss in his office
>boss pulls a machine gun out of his desk
>Thats the last straw Kelly, hand in your badge, your days of recklessly shitposying is over!
Except on Blue Bloods.
>bossman is smoking a cigar in literally every scene without fail
based posyposter
>and your OTHER shitposy
Kek tell him he's a big guy
If he says "for you" you will know he is one of us
>Boss calls photographer into office. Wants pictures of Spider-man.
>It's never anything other than whiskey or Scotch
>boss is physically bigger than employee
>boss calls everyone by their last name and only talks by barking orders
>employees call him "Sir" and constantly suck up to him, buying him gifts and doing petty chores
>character gets fired for "standing up to himself" or being slightly assertive in any way
This doesn't really happen in workplaces, does it?
>character is hunting someone/something and finds a pool or patch of blood
>slowly bends down on one knee and sticks their finger in the blood, mixing it and then smells/tastes it
>mc orders delivery
>doesn't spaghetti out his name and address
>pizza magically arrives anyways
>cop character chases after criminal
>they run on rooftops
>jump fences
>go through the crowd
>sometimes a mall
>eventually the criminal get's caught but by someone else
>he'll never know or understand corporate culture
unemployed poors detected
Depends on your boss
>bad guy feeds his enemies to a pack of carnivorous animals
>is eaten by the same animals at the films climax
>mexican-american character
>he says "loco" instead of crazy to remind us he's mexican
that's loco, ese
>character is Chinese
>speaks Mandarin with a heavy Cantonese accent
>character needs to hide gun
>stashes it in her underpants
everytime
>character is writing/typing something
>reads it out loud as they're writing
Must be terrible being a wagecuck.
>boss character gets the quote wrong
>main character corrects him, showing that he is smarter
or
>main character guesses the person wrong, proving he's a pseud
>bar owner calls bartender into office
>bar owner pulls bottle of horse semen out of his desk