How does Sup Forums know so much about aussies?

I only just started posting and you guys are calling me abo, bogan and words only aussies use. How did we become the GOAT race

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lurk more faggot

I went on an Abbo hunting safari there once

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make australia great again

make this the new australian flag

solid post now go put some shrimp on the barby you kiwi faggot

we know about your most decadent secret

nice one leaf, gave me a well good chucke, he he he he

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Because we are considered the best nation and the best race and the best posters on this board, so they try to emulate us at every turn. They then end up like the leaf; a pale, unfunny imitation.

Go OD on some instant coffee bitch.

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Fuck off back to Ayres Rock you Twat.

get good, faggot

You don't have fairy bread? wtf

You are just the most known for shitposting. You are a dissapointment in many ways like being a bunch of no guns.

aussies truly are culinary masters

>mfw one of our ministers is an aussie
>had to resist the urge to bantz him

Never met a funny American. I don't even get what the fuck you're on about dickhead

Can abos swim or are they like niggers and drown?

no idea, if they go near a body of water a bunyip will eat them

>How did we become the GOAT race


you're barely literate retards

it doesn't take much effort to make them drown

Great swimmers if they're from a coastal orientation

>You are just the most known for shitposting
Where do you think we are leaf?'

>a bunch of no guns.
see pic then kill yourself, leaf.

You're all shit cunts get fucked

Straya based

I suspect only faeries would eat that shit.

>Nervous Aussie tries to cover ass after being bullied by American.
>"Fuck you, I'm not the weird one, you're the weird one"

oi fuk off cunt. Go sniff some petrol you snake wristed abo fucker

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come the fuck at me dog

Australian friends, every Australian I've met however has turned out to be a shitter in the end tbqh

It was me cunt. I'm a seppo who has been living here since the 90's. I have been passing information back to the top US memetic experts.

Long ago God Emperor Trump foresaw the coming meme war and knew we were ill equipped to handle it. Only banter of the highest caliber would do.

We learned. We adapted. We overcame.

It may not be true blue 100% certified aussie shitposting, but we will get there in time.

All that is left now is to help you make Australia great again.

In a country made up of criminals and shitposters, there's one man who took up both reins.
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what's a shitter. speak australian m8

put a lid on it ya damn drongo dickhead wh ydont u go drink some VB smoke meth and LISTEN TO HILLTOP HOODS before you get POISONED TO DEATH by a snake

GO MAKE MY FUCKING VEGIMITE BITCH

See the amerifat try to bantz

Australia was it it's greatest when abo's were being raped and murdered imo

I know that you have a big problem with dingos eating babies

I know that the outback is full of leather clad biker gangs that fight for gasoline

I know that you really have a thing for big knives and engergizer batteries.

I know that Aborigines call everyone cunt for some reason.

How retarded are you?

cricket is gay

Man, when people call breaks 'smoko' it bugs me.

I don't even smoke you daft cunt, how about a fucking 'drinko' if we're gonna do drugs during work hours.

Hopeless cunts.

greentext of truth

True that. Bring back the white Australia policy, and enforce assimilation. Anyone who wants to live in Australia but doesn't want to act Australian can fuck off.

We also need to fix the education system since all I ever heard in school was how assimilation was bad, and globalisation is good.

We also need to nuke Melbourne, and just pave over Canberra.

snakes are venomous, not poisonous ya poofta

Spread butter on bread, add sprinkles and call it a fucking dessert.

>mfw my ancestors would have helped genocide abo's

stfu you fucking nazi

Return that computer to it's rightful owner immediately, thief

>just started posting
>doesn't know we have the most diversity on the planet. Eat crow liberals
Lurk more before you post. This is why Aussies are the worst shitposters

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Wanna rage?

We stole this from the Dutch.

>Wonder Bread bread and Sprinkles
>No whipped cream
Falling short of God's glory, son.

True. No woman should ever be allowed again in politics. Julia Gillard was a disaster

Holy shit I got quints.

nice numbers cunt

oi does anyone have a screenshot of the 100 mil get. i missed it

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lol our fucking instant coffee is better than your filtered.

She is a fucking ranga. What were they expecting?

Bring back based Tone.

What the fuck is up with kangaroos?

Is it, like, normal for some weird alien humanoid as tall as you to just hop into your yard and take your groceries?

AUSTRALIAN SHITPOSTERS REEEEEEEEEE

10 % of australia is a Sup Forums user.. for some reason.

anyway, what was the get? just woken up.

In all seriousness it depends where you are. In metro areas we never see the things. Maybe the occasional wallaby if you are on a long drive.

The more rural you get through the more of the cunts there are. Depends on the species as to how big they are and how willing to get near people they are. Most are just pests.

But the big reds are deadly. If you see a roo in the wild, just leave it the fuck alone and get away from it.

There is no point on giving you advice on what to do if you see an emu. You won't see them coming and it will already be too late.

nah fuck tone he was probably our slowest prime minister to date

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as long as you don't attack it they aren't deadly. they aren't fucking lions

Fucking Krudd. Fucking elitist just because he can order off the secret Chinese menu when he goes out for dinner.

Then again the cunt did give me $700 dollarydoos so maybe he isn't all bad.

fair shake of the sauce bottle but you're bloody faggot