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Christchurch here what's up lads.

Our buildings are over here

Not much, you?

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This is now an Australia Thread.

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Honest questions to you kiwis

Do people actually fuck sheep there?
Is it common or rare?

nah the mrs is getting a bit aggressive this time of the month

Most of the population is urban, so we only get the vids.

>NZ
>it wasnt always an australian threat
thats like going on a queensland thread and saying its an australian thread mate

Yeah you know I've been tempted a couple of times especially as a kid, when you see a sheep with its back turned to you and you just think "Man I could just ran after that sheep, catch it and fuck it."
But you know I never really got around to it but I'm sure plenty of people have.

Motherfucking globalist trying to change our flag.
I'm anti authoritarian enough to say fuck the queen, and I still think any flag attacker a traitor to the land crown and people.

Question :

What's it like having Christmas in the middle of Summer ?

All of the iconic secular imagery is in snow, with sleds, elves, snow angels... and the songs are all about cold, snow, and frozen things.

What type of Christmas tales do y'all have ?

Please help a No-Hemi dude out.

>Love to visit, too far to drive

>What's it like having Christmas in the middle of Summer ?
pretty normal

>What type of Christmas tales do y'all have ?
what do you mean

is neazealand cool or gay as america faggots

tu kool for u

Well, "The night before Christmas" poem talks about snow... as it was written in the N.Hemi.

Are there NZ/AUS Christmas poems which talk about heat or sand ?

>sorry if I sound stupid

Christmas is hanging out with your extended family having a mean BBQ and a piss up.

Much of the population doesn't see snow at all, so it really doesn't matter what time of year you put the holiday.

>What type of Christmas tales do y'all have ?

Same as you, probably. Victorian morality plays and Hollywood feel-good shitfests. But I suspect we care a lot less. All Christmas really means is that the shops are closed.

>Are there NZ/AUS Christmas poems which talk about heat or sand ?
no we basically import all our christmas culture from overseas

>All Christmas really means is that the shops are closed.
not for americans

>hanging out with your extended family having a mean BBQ and a piss up.
Hangi with the Whanau

I never had any prob reconciling the two. Maybe cos it doesnt feel like you are missing anything when you can sit in the sun, go to the beach etc

I'm thankful NZ and AUS haven't been sold to the Chinese by (who could be behind this post?), and the Commies ripping up land and polluting.

Stay Strong My Upside Down Brothers !

>5AM here. 24 Nov.

Yeah. Yankies fuckoff, you don't get our isolated ways, and we consider you a simple people by reputation. And religion. You guys still support religion. Everyone point and laugh.

>You guys still support religion. Everyone point and laugh.
I guess your still butt hurt about Bishop Tamaki

Yeah but I'm not black
It's a popular issue at the moment Chinese cunts are buying up all the land especially in Auckland causing housing prices to surge.
The Chinese are getting there slowly unless we stop them.

Have any of you lads got any "stupid yank tourist" stories?

Speak for yourself Jafa

>be standing in street
>yank tourist comes up to me
>asks where taco bell is
>say it does not exist
>yank says well it should
yeah we hate you and your culture you are sending here

Cant remember any but its noticible how loud you are

also yanks have an obsession with seeing sheep which does not make sense when they are so common and they are even in parks also don't they have sheep in america

I've run into loud English speaking tourists overseas who I assume are American but they always turn out to be Canadian. It's amazing how similar your accents sound.

Not really, though when I was in the states and asking for directions every single cunt would give me distances in feet and yards without a second thought and it triggered me

Can forgive the japs cos theyre odd and its not like they are common over there

Who else is gonna join NZ first?

also yanks seem really condescending when they talk to us like they are visiting niggers in africa or something

Oh wow, we have our own thread. I still don't get it, why is everyone not from here obsessed with sheep here? Like do they not have sheep anywhere else in the world or something?

AYE NZ
FUCK YO THREAD
yeah, that's right, fuck this thread and fuck NZ

I already did. Who else?

My only regret is not joining sooner

can't join m8 i would dishonor my family

Yeah, tell me about it. I sorta got pushed to them because National/Labour were both shit, and the greens were, well, the greens, and I then found out I quite liked NZFirst so I stayed. Oh well, at least you joined now, better late than never.

Cluelessness and arrogance from living in a big insular country maybe?

I worried for the same reason because my dad's a National Party member and my whole family is National but then I just decided not to care. Worked well enough.

i hope u know ur the biggest faggot on Sup Forums GAY BOI crusty anal

yea boiiiii

Next year's election will be my first, voting for based Winnie for sure
t. 19

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Just for curiosity's sake what does everyone here think of Rob Muldoon?

Best PM of the last half of the 20th century
got a doco here on him but it is biased against him
youtube.com/watch?v=mkKlNfzw7Sw

Absolute madman.

>Inflation? We'll see about THAT.

In the same boat as you brother

>Rob" what do you mean I can't fight protesters myself " Muldoon

I agree 100%. Wasn't perfect but nobody is. Probably the last PM we had with a backbone that's for sure, give me him over this joke we have now any day.

Seen that, yeah it's biased af. Most people these days are biased against him.

he was basically the last PM under the White NZ Policy and even tried with the Dawn Raids to boot the islanders oout

Knew how to deal with hippies that's for sure. Where is he when you need him!

he even bullied cabinet members so hard they were trying to not cry during caucus meetings

Pretty much. Until Labour came and screwed that up. Although to give them credit Norm Kirk did try and boot them out, we need to bring back those dawn raids, there's thousands of them here now. In fact someone with a backbone full stop would be nice!

That's what I call decisive leadership.

>not Australia
NZ is literally a trash floating in the middle of the ocean

yeah that was good on kirk but he did introduce bi-culturalism into NZ and forced maori culture on us

and winning an election with only 38% of the vote

And he started to embrace all this hippie socialism we have now. If it wasn't for those two things he wouldn't have been so bad. Although I'd much rather have neither, I'd rather have bi-culturalism as opposed to multiculturalism.

Bad news guys. That human vermin harawira looks likely to return to politics next year. Has joined his party with the maoris. Likely he will be high on the list, and of course they'll get a fair few maori seats as well. So hone 'fuck my daughter ever going out with a white cunt' harawira is going to be back in our faces again. Useless piece of shit nigger.

Christmas is summer is ace.

> Beach cricket
> Cicadas
> Long summer nights drinking and eating
> after wearing a tie all year at work nice to wear boardies, tank top and flip flops

Muldoon was ace. 1984, pissed as, stumbled out of his office at the Beehive and with bloodshot eyes and slurred speech called a snap election.

His wtf moment was staring on stage at the Rocky Horror picture show.

That's more to do with first past the post, but point taken. That's how that cuck Trudeau got in over in Canada.

i would rather have the Holyoake policy of turning maoris into "Brown Pakeha"

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people are still salty over the tour which he used to win the 81 election

by 84 most of his caucus and the president of the party wanted to kick him out

Fuck, I thought we'd have seen the back of him. That was the only time I will ever say "Thank fuck for Labour", god help us all if he gets into government. Can't stand that fat piece of trash nigger. Probably he'll only get less than one percent of the vote but because of our retarded political system his ass will get back into parliament. God save us all.

Yeah haha what a guy. Had balls that's for sure. Muldoon I mean, not Harawira.

almost all his nephews and sons have criminal records

Same. They tried that in Australia too although even there the lefties put a stop to that. Holyoake was pretty good too, in fact National PMs pre-Muldoon (and including) were all pretty based.

For sure, was really impressed with this speech.
youtube.com/watch?v=JWZDsaOSqFM

He's such a good speaker and seems to be a real down to earth guy who genuinely cares about this country.

Speaking of which, his son got jailed as I presume you heard. At least he didn't get off scot free like the King of Huntly's son

also he bashed whites back in his youth nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10569951

Labour is still crying about it. FFS. In fact most lefties are still crying about it.

What a clown. If a white guy did this he'd be shouted down as racist into oblivion, but because this guy's a nigger he gets a free pass.

Could never figure out how we had an aggressive alcohol politician shit posting against whites without fear of being called out by the general public or media for fear of being called raaaaycist.

This guy owns the right to the maori flag. So get a cut every time you see one of them flying

Also, anyone still watch TV? I've notice tvnz news (and radio NZ for that matter) using maori all the fucking time. Just drop it, no one knows what your saying and apart from a few fat Wellington lesbians no one cares.

m8 i have not watch any nz news at all because it so biased know i only get it from Leighton Smith and Paul Henry

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Well most people actually think only whites can be racist so he gets a free pass. Fuck him.

Well, he won't be getting a cut from me that's for sure. I sure as hell won't fly that rag.

I know right? Most Maori don't even know what they're saying, let alone care. Only fat Wellington lesbians and hippie white guilt liberals give a fuck or can understand it. Also Maori TV is state funded. Who watches that shit these days? They should just dump the whole Maori thing, it's stupid and a massive waste of money.

>be filthy winston peters shill
>vote for nzfirst
>nzfirst joins coalition with labour and the greens

fucking lol, just vote national you top tier retards

they have literally interpreted the treaty as keeping their "treasures" meaning they need gov money for their culture

>nzfirst joins coalition with labour and the greens
Wrong Winston refuses to sit in cabinet with the greens

Winston peters anyone?

Totally biased. But I've had last couple weeks off work because broken leg and watched a little.

Today on breakfast the fact obongo gave Ellen degenerate an award of some sort made major news. Cue the hosts then discussing how wonderful and progressive he is and how Ellen has done so much for trannies and safe spaces and shit.

I was raging hard. Turned over to Paul henry and he and Jamie White were ganging up against a random sjw guest who was trying to tell us global warming will kill us all. Paul wasn't buying it and shut her down.

>vote national
>National gets into bed with the Maori Party (as they've already done) and possibly Harawira

Fuck off I'd rather not vote at all than vote for National.

what have the nats even done thats different to labour

National is populist if the public rally's against immigration and refugees, they will address it. Labour and the Greens would flood this country with undesirables regardless of public opinion

Then they act like it's our damn fault they sold Auckland to us for 50 pounds and some blankets (for example)

Fuck off Max.

They're like coke or pepsi these days, so nothing. Labour claims to be against the TPP but they're the ones who started negotiating it for crying out loud.

they actually invited hobson to auckland and gave the crown land so they would come and trade

The maori party hold literally no significance, they are so irrelevant that theres no point even being angry about it

they have done fuck all for housing which has been going on for years now

>They're like coke or pepsi these days
you really have been listening to NZ First

They'll only address it when the public rallies against it. Once they stop rallying against it they'll start doing it again. Labour will flood us with undesirables from the third world regardless, so pick your poison mate

we literally need tribal consent to get a building permit now

trusting anything winston peters says....he will say literally anything to get votes my guy, even said he would legalize cannabis when campaigning in northland...im sure thatd go down great with his over 65s