You're at the club and this thing slaps your girlfriend's ass. What would you do, Sup Forums?

You're at the club and this thing slaps your girlfriend's ass. What would you do, Sup Forums?

call her a sexist bitch

>girlfriend
this is a /lgbt/ friendly boards shitlord

Suck it's feminine penis of course :DDDD

HATE FUCK BOTH IN THE ASS!

stuff her holes with my throbbing manhood while repeatedly asking her who won the election

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Take out my phone to record my GF beat that autistic gringa senseless

Try to facilitate a threesome

dont stop until she screams out "DADDY!"

>your girlfriend

I love Aussie banter

>turn 360 degrees and walk away

So you'd be walking in the exact same direction you were originally facing? You're dumb, bro.

Grab her by the pussy.

>not understanding this joke

Kill her because I gave permission to my gf and she can be out of home, but I don't see any permission in her possession. Then thanks later

>being this new

Newfag

Punch her in the solar-plexus. Oh wait, I'm alone and have no one.

I suppose I'd just cut her up real good in an alley. Take her home and sexually torture her while she shits herself uncontrollably. Eventually I'd get bored and string her up and stick her like a pig; butchering her for ease of disposal.

Who is this cutie?

>being this much of a newfag

laci green you newfag

>not reading the filename

Gotcha, faggots.

>not reading the filename

"Hey, cuti-"
>notice lip-piercing
"BEGONE, FILTHY SLAG!"

>oldest pic and filename

Really chief?

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My girlfriend would put her on the floor before I could touch her

I sage

hopefully she wears diapers

Not predicting my 47D game and make you reply, checkmate

It's me. I am the master troll/hacker known as Sup Forums.

I'd like to thank Donald J. Trump, baby Jesus, and the entirety of newfags/dumbfags who fell for my l33t trolling. I couldn't have derived 30 seconds of pleasure without you.

All

Are you the 400 lb hacker named Sup Forums?!

>rape

Are you Anonymous?

kys faggot, go back to tumblr

well, shit... looks like you win this round

>equal rights
>and equal lefts

>*unzip the dick* nothing personal kid

Punch her, doesn't she want equality?

>not turning 720 degrees and moonwalking away

I honestly can't tell if the people that correct people who say "turn 360 degrees and walk away" are being ironic or not anymore. What isn't a meme

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>havng to take 200 selfies from different angles until it doesn't quite look like you're a pumpkin that someone drew a face and glasses on with marker

When will ugly women learn?

Does she got a nice ass or no?

Das Rayciss!

>she has hpv

Punch her in the vagina

lick her pussy and fuck her bareback

Use the excuse of protecting my gf from rape to crack her in the face.

But she is my girlfriend.

mating press her on the spot

>going to a club
>girlfriend
>Sup Forums doing something

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A libcuck you disgusting faggot

I thought pol was redpilled?

laci green

Every time I see it in a chat room I do it for the guaranteed replies.

call her a fat piggy because she is a fat piggy

>guaranteedreplies.jpg
hook, line and sinker

Scream rape

this

JEW TRIIISOMEEEE!!

If flick her tits

You have to go back.

>pol
>lgbt friendly

Check your ostriches, shitpost.

Nice herpes. Now get the fuck off my girl.

4D memes.

>ancient orly meme
>people getting baited by this

God damn she is so pretty I would marry her so hard if she wasn't such a cunt.

>it's another laci or one of her pathetic beta male followers spams her attempts to disguise her massive moon face and general attractiveness in a desperate attempt to garner attention

my disdain has turned to pity at this point.

rape/hatefuck them both