American annexation of Canada

Serious question; why the fuck has this not happened yet?

Why the fuck does 'Canada' even exist?

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Nobody wants that tundra. It's a good place to contain the retards.

pls annex me

>America
>losing to rice farmers
>beating anyone but their wife's bull

Because nobody gives a shit covered peanut about Canada.

you think america wants more leftists contaminating their electoral college, senate and congress? i don't think so, enjoy your cuck containment country

We really don't fucking need more shitty SJW states voting in our elections.

where would all the cucks go then?

you realize that if the U.S. ever dared attempt any aggression on Canada that the Royal Navy would instantly launch its entire war fleet, right? How stupid are you?

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It exists to show the world how USA would look free of occult child cannibalistic rapings, massonic fathers and jewlizards from space

There's nothing of any real value in Canada, and if we were to annex it, it would just add a shit ton more votes to the liberal faggots in this country.

If anything we should annex Mexico, they're Christian, conservative as fuck, work hard, and don't whine like bitches

If we kill them, they win.

Why would we want to give those piles of detritus a say in our empire?

It would literally take 30 seconds to take over your peat moss shit country. I'm sure that faggot truedough would surrender before the first shot got fired.

I'm pretty sure those are the things trying to turn us into something like Canada.

If you have annex Canadians, they win.

Its debatable, i like canada because they arent in any news, it looks like nothing bad happens there and people seem happy, unlike usa, you know

There is Water.. Lumber.. Diamond Mines... Copper.. Gold.. Coal.. And Lots of Oil and Gas.. To name a few.. and we aren't all Liberals dude. But I am glad most of you think this way..just keep living in your bubble. We don't want you up here.

you don't hear their news because they are irrelevant. rest assured they have plenty of rapefugee issues right now

If only there was a way to take the land and not the people. If only.

At this point it would be best to keep Canadians contained

>Don't annex Canada, the country that does better economically per capita it would add a lot of liberals
>Lets annex a country with fuck tons of poor criminals that all vote left wing in our country already, lets just add 100 million more of them

>T. American education

No wants to go to your shitty iceberg colony, fag

We don't want Canadians in our country. They're a bunch of socialist cucks.

You 'Mericans sit on your self appointed High Horse talking smack about every other country while the rest of the World just looks and shakes their heads at you... Why don't you focus your energy on your own Shit SHow Country instead of always worrying about and injecting yourself into the business of the rest of the World??

Annex Canada, only if canadians become 2nd class citizens, with no voting or property rights

when the us goes full fascist, we'll do it :^)

Trump pulled in more hispanic votes than Romney, after his first speech called the illegal ones rapists. It's only going to keep growing.


Keep living in your irrelevant socialist country that depends on us in order to function

You just keep thinking that way...

nah rest of the world is laughing at you not with you, sorry m8

Err, we have diamonds??

Wasn't it fool's gold and quartz?

We tried. When we did you British Assholes burnt down the White House.

There are Diamond Mines up North.. Look it up

Sry, I don't look at myself a lot

You know that problem Austria had with the Emu? Canada has a similar situation regarding Moose, there's just no way to invade Canada and fight the Moose at the same time.

There's just no way.

>There's nothing of any real value in Canada
20% of the world's fresh water supply?

didn't know you guys enjoy all those droughts that much. if global warming is real canada will undoubtedly be the best country to be in, so long as retarded liberals don't sell off more natural resources to globalists instead of nationalising them.

Yes we have lots of oil, gold, water, etc. Take it all.

Please invade Canada but before get rid of your niggers and SJWs, I dont want them coming up here.

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Most of us are retarded cock eating liberals. Do not let us vote.

Because everyone would get all butthurt if we did it.

I would be fine just taking Alberta and Saskatchewan.

Nice try Paco. You have to go back.

nobody would give a fuck, who's gonna stop you?

you'd have plenty of turncoats up here

If you annex your enemy, they win

What the Fuck do you think was on the Mayflower dipshit?? Americans?? Everyone from the West originated in Europe.. Mostly Britain. Yeah But, Yeah but.. we are Americans...

Would the rest of the world not try to form an alliance to stop us? Cannot say I know much about this.

I know everyone hates us anyway

Alright, I've had this thought in my head for a while now.
If an annexation of Canada was to happen ever, it would be in the next 4-8 years.

Let's look at the prerequisites:
>Canada is hugely underpowered compared to the US
>They have important natural resources and access to the North Pole
>Their only current allies are America and everyone else in NATO

So, now we have Trump in the White House. What are his No. 1 priorities in foreign policy?

1. Reconciliation with Russia
2. Neutralism towards the Middle East, apart from ISIS
3. Competition with China

Now, let's say something happened that could spark legitimate confllict between the US and Canada. Something that could solicit a military invasion.
Overwhelming Canadian forces wouldn't be a problem.
But what about their Allies?
Britain has lost its Empire. They wouldn't dare go against the US.
France would be disinterested, if not, they could be pacified by promising influence in a potentially independent Quebec.
Russia, as an "enemy of the enemy" would already be neutralized. If not, promise them some territory in the Antarctic, and they would sit still, and keep China calm.

So now, America has successfully invaded and defeated Canada. To the victors belong the spoils. What's next?

Well, it's an American annexation. That means: Territory Time.

Split Canada into four to six territories. Ideally, by political lines - more conservative/rural/pro-American provinces like BC and Newfoundland go into one Territory, libshits go into another.

From here on out, slowly begin with the process of incorporation. Give the non-voting territories a little self-government - Loyalists first, Trudeauland way later. Grant the former state hood after about 5-10 years.
As for the rest, destroy their identity, disband their Maine Streem Meteor, and send their urban Millenials and Chinks to labour camps in the US. Once they've grown up and learned some manners, about 25-30 years later, grant them statehood as well.

Hail Columbia.

I doubt it, and even if they wanted to I don't think they'd have enough time. 90% of our population lives within 2 hours of the border.

would probably be easier than poland in 1939

Keep the leafs contained, the last thing this country needs is more cuckolds

>tfw so relevant cucks are getting upset by our mere existence
Feels good man

I honestly don't want the Chinese of Vancouver or the leftists in Toronto. I just want wherever the oil and water is at lel

I would rather make a deal pertaining to our resources with Russia than let America have it... your heads are already big enough

>itt how to fix canada
>nuke chinks in Vancouver and liberals in Toronto
there you go

You would be fucking rek'd like it was 1812 all over again. Not gonna happen ever and nothing you say changes that.

Though i believe manifest destiny should've expanded our reach across north and south america. We wpuld still have to deal with the natives.

If anything just dont let any newly annexed lands vote.

Simple answer

>colony of France for a while
>adjacent colony of Britain down river
>Britain's constant wars with France spread to New World and claim French New World Territory as rightful British clay
>hundreds of years of not much, a bit of settlement
>US becomes their own nation
>when US finally has capabilities to actually do something, Britain is still World Power #1
>that only changed post WWII, by that time Canada had grown to hold its own as a small country + gained independence

also what's the strategic angle of overcoming a country of apathetic people who know that the landscape will destroy any attempts at ground mobilisation?

Excluding our current Leader.. Canada and Russia have always had the Common goal to actually take care of its own people.. Not to ignore them and put all your focus on trying to control other countries and their oil. Creating False Flags to give reason to Occupy and Destabilize them instead of helping them... Including Killing your own people at 9/11.. Behghazi.. Making False stories of Countries having Chemical weapons or Weapons of mass destruction so you can move in. I admit its not all of you, but your Leaders have been corrupt Fucking Barbarians for Decades. I honestly hope Trump is a new regime. One that actually IS for the people, now power and control of shit that is none of their business

>implying canadurrr is anything like russias climate.

Well the US wanted Alaska which is basically Canada desu (environmentally/geographically speaking, not necessarily in a societal sense).

you should take a gander at our landscape, topography, geography, etc.

Most of our population is within 100 miles of the 49th; not because we take a shining to yankees, but b/c it's near the lake basin of the last ice age where the ground is flat and you're able to farm.

Everything north after a certain point is limestone, shale, etc. rocks of bullshit and it's impossible to farm or dig more than 2 feet. If not rock farming, it's fucking lakes and swamps and too dense forests.

Also our weather is very similar to theirs; fucking freezing for 3-8 months of the year, depending where you are.