How can we even Compete!

The Canadian army is getting really advanced.

>plasmacannons on nanofiber bicycles driven by toddler-looking androids
Yeah, we can't even compete.

Try inventing kangaroo cavalry.

How dare you disparage our proud military heritage! Pic related, JTF2 is coming to whoop your ass

your trying too hard

That's not what canadian guns look like

I bet the Canadian army could defeat a flock of birds.

this is

is this a super soaker? How does it work? How do you shoot a target you have to drive directly at? So you play a game of chicken and essentially joust eachother on bikes...

GREAT shit man.

we did, the fuckers ran infront of our car's with us in it.

That's top secret. Where did you get that?

my god they are using jeans and hoodie's how the fuck can we compete!

ehh.

I know this kid. His name is Austin.

That's it! We're sending the geese. We can not tolerate this insult.

Hmm, not bad. Might be able to drive away a few emus at least.

You guys never had a chance of competing with our high tech water technology.

When you finally get around to getting a military that can actually defeats Emus maybe then you can get on our level Australicuck.

i'll call daddy commonwealth

NO! We settle this as our forefathers would have: We get piss drunk, yell cunt at each other for several hours, throw punches that completely miss there target and cause you to face plant in a most undignified way. That last man standing will be the rightful winner. It is our way. It is how our ancestors wish it.

you mean we will do that and
you will cry sorry?

When our RWDS purge the unapologetic you will learn to fear our battle cry.

sorry cunt i didnt realize who i was talking to mr.big boy

DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY!!!!1


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