Database Administrator is the most pol job

Database Administrator is the most pol job
>WORK IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER ALL DAY
>ISOLATED
>Get to be rude to other people
>six figure job
>Mostly white
>No staceys

How to get this job? Beginner resources?

If you don't know, no one will tell you. No one wants a flood of cheap labor getting into their field

This is a career goal of mine. Currently in network systems support/engineering. How would you suggest moving up? No certs but an associates degree.

>implying it won't get flooded by h1-b's

I'll just stick to programming and vidyaz

>"staceys"

Fuck off back to your containment board, /r9k/

I bet you complain about "Chads" too you pathetic fucking cuckold MRA kike-bait retard

Proof?

Im a sysadmin. 6 figures basically do what OP does minus depth of database work.

How 'bout sauce you kike-nigger?


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Great so fuck you basically, glad you can brag about your job

I love how six figures has become codeword for just barely over 100k

Protip: That's not a lot of money unless you live in flyover America

geez girl, chillax

Check out your local CC

Name!

This. In NY that's nothing.

Based capitalism, you'd be looking to make 50k here tops with higher living expenses.

Fake titts are so unattractive.

>making as much money as a doctor isn't really alot of money

>be database administrator
>Accidentally drop production table

Nope I don't want that responsibility.

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Why do you care so much? That post hit the random number generator wow let's autist out over it now for 2 days.

How long is she?

Also I would not mind at all if society became nothing but sitting at computers alone for work. When I want to socialise with people, I will, and I'll do that with people I like to be with, thankyouverymuch.

>Not working in a georedundant environment with data warehouse replication

Yea most private companies don't have shit like this.

You can tell her face is shit-tier without makeup

Also why the fuck is she wearing socks in a swimming pool

yeh if you are retarded

not trying to be a sarcastic projecting faggot but how much do you make?

Post more of this fluid druid.

WTF kind of companies are you talking about? Sure some fly by night company with like 10 employees won't have that. Pretty much *every* company I have worked for in 15 years has.

what is it

lead engineer or director or you're basically pleb tier

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Nk thanks. SQL is Fucking boring

Do you have Debras thoug? they suck dick daily

T. Stacey

What are you doing copying my flag faggot.

We're at a point where hot girls trigger people now. What the fuck is wrong with you, leaf?

>implying argentina was created before Nicaragua

lol you fags must be really fucking spoiled

what kind of groceries do you buy that 1 milllion a year isnt enough? what kind of rent?

For reals, working with hot women is fucking great

>We're at a point where hot girls trigger people now.
Didn't they always?

Our country was created earlier. We just had another name.

BOAH ist die geil!

Faglands

United Provinces of the Río de la Plata.

Top welfare queen girl 10/10

Guilty as charged.

>No staceys

this is so underrated, holy fuck now I know why it used to just be men in the work place

its so low stress and there is 0 drama working with a bunch of dudes, put one sloot in there and it turns into the fucking jungle and there is constant drama

>tfw my department manager literally told me he doesn't hire women because they destroy the teamwork and cohesion instantly

why are her pants a spider?

what kind of sexual symbolism is this trying to portray?

> anything admin
> redpilled

nah, they're usually cunts

Sure, but in my workplace where we regularly get into heated arguments in front of everyone basically, you learn how to deal with them

i will agree we could actually get work done if there were no women, absolutely. suffice it to say, working at a company that has signed on to the whole equal pay thing, i've come to accept that will never be a streamlined, well oiled machine that we would be capable of being (hell even I could do all the work myself in reality). So now I just look at the upsides of having hot women.

One thing, the 11/10s hate the femi types, which is necessary because they'll take over entire depts with rainbow colored hair types

I'm a network administrator as the result of studying networking. The logic is simple enough.

DBA's are pretty great and pretty entertaining people to work with. Depending on the company/field its hard for them to be outsourced because of the sensitive information they have access to.

true point, most I've known have been at the company for 15 years and are perfect use cases for head & shoulders

imo Software Engineering/Programming is pretty cucked field filled with liberals. The field is getting filled quickly with bad programmers and even more so since schools are saying everyone should learn programming. But on the infrastructure spectrum like sysadmin, network admin, DBA type shit they are becoming more and more valuable. It'd be hard to find a systems architect making less than 100k.

Oracle DBA?

Socks meet your friend refraction

i moved to west coast for a job from MT; huge Trump supporter, literally everyone i work with is liberal, was fun watching them freak out day after election, so yes it's entirely cucked unless you're in middle America

Freelance programmer/journeyman carpenter here. If it weren't for the news and the internet, I would forget blacks even existed.

Someone is an angry cunt. It's you!

Studying information systems right now, modeling, databases, pure autism.
It couldn't get any better than this.

traveling web developer here

>Anywhere outside of NYC and LA is flyover

Software Engineer.

Only because you DBA's fucking suck at coding, and SQL/ PLSQL is easy.

Anyone that wants to spend any sort of serious time in LA or NYC is a huge faggot.

>The two biggest economic cities in the US and two of the five biggest world cities are for faggots

Have fun in bfe shithole

I'm studying to get my IT degree next year, at 22. I'm not too old am I?

no I work/know a lot of people that started in IT later in life. And 22 isn't really later in life lol.

I was 30 when I went back

No you stupid little shit
You're still so fresh I'd pop your boy pussy

>And 22 isn't really later in life lol.

I know but one day I would like to look for a wife and start a family. I would be about 26 by the time I get my BS in IT management and I'll be taking alot of programming classes. I just don't want to be too late to do that.

Everyone does it at least once. If it results in an irrecoverable state it's not your fault, unless it was your fault to set up disaster recovery too.

>would be about 26 by the time I get my BS in IT management and I'll be taking alot of programming classes.

Ohhhh boy, you'll be in for a surprise

>tfw DBA
>tfw storing data on homeless people
>tfw feel like a monster working for the jew taking advantage of human beings who have nothing

Everything about this feels wrong but I have to do it for the school credit so I can finally leave this college hellhole. I'll make it up to these people one day

>no staceys
is not a good thing. Staceys are good for sex.

"Database Administrator" ? Like, that's your whole job? Managing a fucking database?

Yeah yeah, I know, sets of databases, connected, whatever.

But really, JUST databases? Get a real fucking job, you slack-ass fuck.

>living in freedom-less hives of shitlibs and minorities

Schlomo detected

So say you get a job at 26 in a non-shit tier IT job (shit tier is like help desk stuff.), you'd probably start around 55k a year. Then after like 3 years you could jump companies making like 70k a year or more depending on xp and skills. It is really just a waiting game I've come to find out. I do pretty much the same stuff as people that have been in the field for 20 years and I've only been in IT professionally for 3. So to make money its basically numbers on paper of companies you worked at.

This is basically my dream job. Like having an office or closet in some comfy area secluded from retards. Sit there and work, minding my own business.

Studying networking/Linux/server at the moment.

I'll raise you one sir

San Fran is now a top tier US city. DC too.

You guys are all going to be replaced with Pajeets. I hate to say it.
Nothing you do can't be farmed out. Even the 99.99th percentile of streetshitter is more desirable than you.

It really is a dream job.

said that about a lot of IT jobs. Indians are fucking clueless in a real environment though. They can cheat the test at least

Elaborate?

Well pretty much 99% of population want your dream but only 1% will achieve it

Shit. So how did you manage to get that job, assuming you're already in it?

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Checked. You are exactly right. They are like robots, they do fine when the work is easily repeatable and doesn't require much actual problem-solving ability.

Doctors in majors cities make AT LEAST 200k. Surgeons 300k-500k.

A good, experienced DBA can make that too. When I came into my last job, I took over for a contractor that was being paid $750 an hour.

I've been a DBA for years. I worked in other areas of IT before that. You're right, it's kind of cool because other IT people go to the DBA and say stupid stuff so you talk to them like they are children or say come back tomorrow.

Honesty

No mystery really. Get some kind if IT degree. Get a job as a developer for a few years but then switch to server admin work for a few years. Meanwhile, learn about DBA work doing online courses and read books too. If your degree was relevant, it will include useful theory on relational database systems. No short cuts.

If you or your firm can secure contracts. Companies usually only hire DBA consultants for initial deployment and occasional repair/modification so there has to be an aggressive sales staff. Plus the demand is ultimately pretty low compared to a lot of other occupations.

Your firms sales guys out earn the autist DBAs

Please, one of my first IT jobs I bullshitted into was DBA and I self taught myself in a few days and had the product deployed in a week (this was actually a problem since obviously I'm not needed after my product hit production). You just need to bullshit a little.

Anyone reading this, don't listen to this twat. You can bs your way through anything if you're working a shit company, working with shit people and earning shit money. If you want to earn good money working for decent companies, your bs will be seen through instantly.

This was about how you get in and that's how you get in. I earned the contract myself and did so without actually working for a company and I got a lot of offers afterwards. The easiest way to break into any IT specialty is through earning contracts on your own and doing the work self employed, those decent companies you mention respect that and it beats wasting 6+ years when it should only take 1.

Here's the problem with IT asa whole, there's too many uncreative spergs like you polluting the field. You can make 60 an hour within a year with no college if you so much as think a little bit and then secure yourself positions in the higher paying areas but retards like you just don't.

I should also note IT in general pays pretty shit and a monkey could do the majority of the work. IT managers for large businesses, specialized telephony work, and real security consultants are pretty much the only ones that require real skill to any degree.