BREAKING NEWS: 70 MONKS TAKEN HOSTAGE IN MONTPELLIER, FRANCE

>An armed man stormed a retirement home for monks in Montpellier, France, on Thursday evening, according to media reports.
>At least one person was found dead, after the gunman entered around 9:45pm local time. The supervisor at the institution was reportedly able to issue an alert before he was fatally stabbed.

>A Daily Mail report indicates that a man and a woman are dead and more than 70 monks are being held hostage.

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>France

wow who cares at this point

Is it just a crazy loon or is it an Abdul

I am fucking sick of this shit. RACE WAR NOW

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Shouldnt monks know how to rek with all them shaolin shit bleh unless there's different kinda monks I ain't seen movies on

Mashallah

please please be white.

THIS!

WHEN?

WHEN?

WHEN?!!!

TV NEWS BLACKOUT

THIS WILL HELP MARINE LE PEN

PRAISE KEK!

French monks cannot into susisho

>french monks

Looks like global warming riled up the religion of peace to engage in some workplace violence again.

Just another day in Neo-Somalia

PLEASE
BE
W
H
I
T
E
PLEASE!

PURGE
WHEN

It's over.

The man is gone. One woman is dead.
It was probably a robbery gone wrong.

Please god let this be some dirty subhuman muslim immigrant and the monks be a christian order, this race war cant come soon enough.

The French people have been undone by their own sick government.

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If these are buddhist monks then this fucker better run. Buddhist do not joke around they'll burn down entire towns for their revenge

Kill yourself you larping faggot.

Alhamdulillah.

My brothers are killing the disgusting disbelieving bastards.

May Allah reward them justly in Heaven.

Place your bets.

I-I didn't mean it.

>robbery
>Monk elderly home
What were they hoping to steal? Brown robes, mediocre red wine and wooden crosses?

Is it too early for this pic? I really want to use it.

Once again:
"France is not serious about security."
And I'll say it again next time, too.

child porn stashes

wew

>lepen confirmed for president

You know, I think the French thought of the Paris attacks as their 9/11 and would probably 'mourn' it every year like we do with 9/11.

But the funny part is that it keeps fucking happening.

It just doesn't stop. We only got one 9/11. You guys keep getting fucked.

lol
c'est peu ĂȘtre un mari cocu qui en a eu marre.

shit u got me der

ATM he is one of them.

You killed some monks. Go to confession quickly and then join one of the 7431 offshoots of the IRA that isn't communist.

these aren't the cool monks, these are the shitty fat ones who do nothing but read all day

It may be a cuckold husband who was fed up.

Baby jebus

>Muslims
>a race

You said first world.

found the paki

This is why we need a European army ASAP

Go home Clarkson, this is Sup Forums.

Any updates?

t. redditor who knows nothing about monasticism

You are not european

>comparing 130 deaths and 3000 deaths
>the city of americunt

>We only got one 9/11.
>This is what Americunt believe

What does that even mean?

Ahh, there we go.

I was beginning to miss ISIS.

Again?

>Buddhist monks
>in france

When did reddit take over Sup Forums?

ANY UPDATES?

1 person with a gun
>How long until France surrenders?

Buddhists are fucking everywhere in small communities

I buy some really amazing top shelf fruit cake from monks here.

You never know they might be on some soul searching bullshit

At least 59 nursing home residents were rescued, a source close to the investigation told AFP. However, the suspect is still on the loose.

only a woman dead for the moment, 59 of the 70 monks are with the police.

the police hasn't killed/captured the attacker for the moment.

it seems the guy just entered and stabbed that woman before going away.

doesn't look like a terrorist attack for the moment

ITS NOT HAPPENING
ONLY 1 WOMEN DEAD
SUSPECT IS GONE

Kek, I doubt artisanal French cuisine is a high profit target for the black market.

>you were born too late to see Shaolin monks fight off hordes of Muslims with kungfu
Guns take the excitement out of combat.

Nah, he'd have dressed as a viking, burned the place down, and put the vid on jewtube. Then tried to flog myfarog.

never too early for that pic over this side of the pond

Sister Act 3 is sounding really good

Quads confirm, not happening.
[spoiler]or is it[/spoiler]

Do any of you faggots know what a monk even is?

>sweden

oh, sweet irony

I regularly see three buddhist monks in robes and sandals pushing huge carts of crap around costco. They must be buying food for at least a hundred monks.

>doesn't look like a terrorist attack for the moment

well it isn't a robbery, and it's a religious place, so what else could it be?

if there's no suggestion that it's terrorism, why are people suggesting that it's terrorism?

you're a muslim, you will always be brown and your people don't invent anything because you have brown brains

Quads. 70 monks and one woman? Really makes you think...

trappist beer, they just got the wrong place

Obviously they don't.

>yfw you realize that Sup Forums really is filled with ignorant children

theres buddhist temples with monks and shit in south texas my dude theyre everywhere they just dont hoot and holler about it

No further word.
it could be really bad or it could just be that these monks dont talk.

Not gonna lie; I liked the Mossad one.

>Hostage turns out to be a cleverly disguised bomb

no one suggested it was a terrorist attack and until now not a single monk got attacked.

maybe it was someone who knew the woman?

Don't do it! The priest will giggle at you & the recruiter will be a Gardai.

>why are people suggesting that it's terrorism?

Who? Who are you talking about?
Stupid Sup Forums Sup Forums users?

>so what else could it be?

A normal murder .. are you autistic Nigel?

surely the religion of peace couldnt have launched a racially charged attack?

Wew lad

It's true.

there are few things more innocent than monks, truly nobody is safe in europe in the current year

>south texas

Because they came during the Vietnam War.

I'm an ignorant adult asshole

>retirement home for monks
top kek

If Trappist fruit cake from Minnesota is worth $33 a pound, I can only imagine what some French monk cheese cake is worth.

Or French Monk Brandy. That shit could get costly.

So frogs, will this help juppe or fillon?

GANG RAPE
GOOD NIGHT

All these LARPers posting Varg and then memeing about Buddhists as if Christian monasticism literally didn't exist

Of course man, monks are epic. They appear in my Mongolian cartoons all the time.

youtube.com/watch?v=3tBqdKGiqnI

the quote has been published in numerous media sources

"there's no suggestion that it's terrorism"

well the fact that they are saying that means someone thinks it could be

they don't report on car accidents saying "there's no suggestion that it's terrorism", do they, because then there really isn't any suggestion

Noice, i hope they kill them all.

More votes for anti inmigration parties.

you know im torn on this one. on one hand you know it was a tanned german who should even be in europe because he is a gib me dat rapist pedo

on the other the church sucks and are pedos so they probably deserve this especially since the church is supporting the refugees coming to europe in the hopes that forced islamification will create more cash flow even if they have to convert to islam

Merci pour le traduction

from past experience every-time someone said "no suggestion of terrorism" it turns out to be fucking terrorists

CONFIRMED: The suspect is gone

A few facts.
No monk was taken hostage at any point.
The man didn't storm the place, he was surprised by a nurse doing her rounds.
The man tied up the nurse who then managed to escape and alerted the police.
A woman died. We don't know how yet.
The man has fled the scene. No monk has been hurt, The police are actively looking for him.

What if they're a silent order?
>sir, who stabbed you?
>........

>mfw it's not christian but buddhist monks