This bizarre article was written by an Indian "journalist"

This bizarre article was written by an Indian "journalist".

>Sometimes, taking a shit literally makes you a better person

>because you're such a confident pooer, you'll never worry about people knowing that you're doing one

>There's nothing you relish more than having a juicy conversation about doo-doo with a fellow poop lover

>Because you just get such a buzz when you do a nice, solid turd

What the fuck, guys. What the actual fuck. I think our memes are shattering reality.

kikefeed.com/remeepatel/xx-things-you-know-if-youre-a-girl-who-loves-to-poo?utm_term=.qgY7WJGpM#.ta9Vq74QG

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archive link me 2 that shit boii

archive.fo/uYOb8

Damnit, do you have a link to the site? for some reason it's just not coming up in my search engine.

it's real what the fuck

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I think I saw this Springer episode

fucking indians

>also, check those trips

Memes are real.

POO

WTF, I thought race was a social construct???

>india
>ever

PRAISE KEK

2alpha4U, cumskin?

>>There's nothing you relish more than having a juicy conversation about doo-doo with a fellow poop lover

I THOUGHT YOU WERE LYING

Kek has gone too far...

God they're like an entire country of neckbeards that can't actually grow neckbeards.

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this guy really needs to get his poop in a group, when he says "we" he means "I"

memes transcend reality once again

You just can't even compete.
Soon all your women will belong to Patel.

ALPHA
L
P
H
A

thats why theres so much rape

the memes are alive

were dealing with forces we dont understand, that are more powerful than we thought

A dark brown man covered in body hair. The first thing you notice is his smell. Curry and poo. He has a skinny frame, oily skin and hair. Slimy. Oozing curry and poo from his pours. A thin pathetic moustache. Pitiful.

He pulls down his pants to reveal a small penis surrounded by a mane of smelly greasy pubic hair. He turns around and I see his buttocks smiling at me. His butt is covered in more coarse hair, black. Small cheeks. He bends over and parts his cheeks. A waft of pure poo fills the air. The black hair is thickest here, with a brown hue. Dangle berries can be found. Yesterday's shit clinging on to life. The poo is a light brown, like pumpkin soup. He uses his hands to part the mattered poo hair to reveal a little brown butthole. Caked in poo. Disgusting. The epicentre of filth. An ugly crater. A dirty yet prolific anus.

The Indian.

The same people who are forcing us to tolerate these Indians are also pushing feminism on us.

Which one am I supposed to support then?

You're not russian so why are you posting under a russian proxy?

why not send you the existing link?

Kek'd

Wut?

Really embracing the POO IN LOO.

lurk moar

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He's a mad Indian living in Toronto

Got to the toilet at four a.m.
You're as mad as you can be
I was shitting and pooping and you know how that goes
Time just slipped away from me
By the time I knew what time it was
It was too late to use the loo
Stop carrying on acting like a child
I wasn't doing anything wrong

Mfw it's not a meme

I'm actually a white guy living in vancouver

>Do milk

Poos do it all the time
And you expect us to stand the stench
When the toilet paper on the other foot
You know that the shit's hit the fan
Get over it, Curry, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I took a crap on the floor last night
Poos do it all the time

>white
>Vancouver
Nice try, Pajeet. Vancouver is crowded with chinks. No one would defend Indians, except other Indians.

I know this because I'm an Indian

boobs
are awesome
boobs are awesome

I know I left shit stains all over the place
And I just took another dump
No, I didn't get the john unplugged
'Cause I had to wipe my butt.

Will you bring me some toilet paper, baby
Turn on the Fan
We'll talk about this later
There's some porcelain I need to greet!

(Chorus)

You look like you just took
A long wift of last night's dinner
Tell me Curry is your nose is gonna be
A whole lot clearer

(Chorus again)

Indian American Here
>Fuck i hate india so goddamn much

>white
>in vancouver
I'm willing to be the average leaf looks more chinese than us

the white knights are actually more cringy

coprophilia has a quantifiable link with mental illness

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cleverly disguised fat acceptance bullshit

What makes you think that?

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goddamnit, you guise need to understand, India has such large population and most of them are young and most of them live in villages.
almost everyone has access to internet via phones and net cafe, so these Hindu dindu are the ones shitposting at our expense

I read it somewhere so obviously it must be true

Kek, o holy one, this is getting out of hand

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Do milk.

Sure.

Alpha as fuck

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t. pajeet ravalafsuptaman

Fucking kek.
I feel bad that he's so self aware.

boobs are awesome!
boobs are AWESOME!

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fk it, might aswell share my collection

Sneaky.

Praise kek.

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This is insane. Indians infect our judicial system and try to turn us 3rd world like the shithole they came from.

Exterminate all curryniggers NOW

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>mfw I meet a girl named Pooja

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dude has 0 approach anxiety

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realistically these Pajeets have a better chance of getting laid than most of us just because of their shotgun style of approaching bitches

I think this may be enough
We...we don't have to make ALL the Memes real...right? R-right?

>2016
>not using tattoo in you boobs inside
>not doing milk
>not opening your cloth
Indians are truly the most advanced race

I dunno man. Even escorts and brothels over here refuse service to them

Das nigga vs das fuhrer Spencer

youtu.be/yr5BQS79H7g

What did you think would happen when you opened keks portal? Keks Khaos can not be contained, only directed. Your job is to make memes snd kek will make them reality. Never let the normies make the memes for they will also become real.

>girls are gross

Humans are really gross in general, I mean don't gonna lie about myself, I do enjoy my own "scents" but scatology is fucking disgusting, bad habbits are gross and I can't stand an adult woman that has the hygiene of a toddler, yuck-

MFW I can't even compare my shit tier country to any other country, maybe Bangladesh

>u will be happy...?

that fucking slayed me

Why would she even write this? Girls don't poop

Absolutely disgusting. I will never be with a female who defecates. The whole reason my last girlfriend and I split was because I found out she did, in fact, poop. For months I had suspected something suspicious. Every time we had ethnic cuisine, she would act very odd, especially afterwards. I would try to cuddle with her and fondle her, only to have my advances rejected and her leaving the room. It all came to a head one day when I came home early from work. As usual I wanted to take my shower, but there on the couch, was my girlfriend pleading with me to wait a bit before I cleansed myself. Well, fuck that. I wasn't going to wait another second to purify myself under my brand new showerhead. It then got even more strange. The closer I got to the bathroom the more nervous she became. At one point she even stood directly in front of the door, blocking me. When I finally was able to enter the room, I was horrified at my discovery. It smelled like shit, and not my shit either. No, this was a different, unknown aroma. So here I am, nose deep in an awful smell, my girlfriend next to me crying. I get PISSED. I ask her where the guy is, who he is and how long this has been going on. All she does is look back at me with tear-filled eyes and confusion as she asks what I'm talking about. I then notice the toilet is clogged and at this point I'm screaming at her about whose feces lay in my toilet bowl. Finally, after what seemed like aeons, she broke down, looked me straight in my eyes and said "babe, it's mine. I told you spicy food doesn't agree with me. " Well, that's all I could handle. I was really hoping she would pull the shower curtain back to reveal a naked man, but instead all I got was an admission that my once beautiful and dainty girlfriend had desecrated my porcelain throne with her dirty whore feces. Needless to say, I packed my belongings up instantly and never looked back. Be careful who you trust.

I'm sorry pahjeet, we'll promise you to make it quick and painless

Fuck off

oops added the be. fucking brain autocorrect

>Think you're shitting me (literally) because Indian bantz and Buzzfeed is shit and whatnot
>It's fucking real
youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
DESIGNATED

Bangladesh is a Muslim-Indian crypto-colony, they don't count

I'm trying to find evidence that she wrote this as part of the Poo In Loo campaign to get Indian people to stop shitting in the open, but I have no luck.

Is this a joke piece?

>We have shit genetics
kek

this. Seriously

all of this is true
t. pajeet

what the fuck....

I didn't believe you at all, all I could think about was what the article might have really been about before you photoshopped it.

My fucking God.

Makes me feel for them desu senpai.