Is this SJWs: The game?

So, so far

>5 minutes of complaining that they don't hire enough blacks at the sillycoon valley
>le corrupt police keeping the black man down
>muh good tranny that help the main nog to defeat the corrupt police

Seriously?

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there's a tranny character? lmfao

I liked the first one. That's a shame if they cucked this one.

>(((ubisoft)))

only pirate their games they can eat a dick before i spend a dollar on any of that trash they call vidya

Did anyone even buy the game? I didn't even know it had been released (I stopped playing games like a year ago)

this

they make shit so treat their products like you're buying shit

Doesn't that game feature a scene where the heroes attack a thinly veiled Trump rally?

Should of read more before buying that. Anita sarkesian approves of it. I won't buy anything she approves of.
All it's going to be, is;
> white man keeping me down
>multikultrasisim
> take down the ebil politician

Yes, a black tranny
He has a very manly voice in French

>Ubisoft

At least he isn't passing...

lmfao it's Obama

So did this piece of garbage sell like shit or what?

The first game sold 370k first week, this one sold around 80k.

So yeah, it flopped.

aaaaaaaaaaand im not buying this piece of shit lol

Going to keep shooting nigs and commies in MGSV, thanks.

Hmm I wonder why Ubisoft has turned to such shit lately and is super into social justice.

UBI MTL employee reporting in.

WD2 is not selling anywhere near as much as the 1st game, it was much cheaper to make so it'll probably make a profit or worst case, break even.

That being said, the game is actually legit good, it's fun and it's getting good user review.

It's fucking hilarious watching people at work avoiding talking about the sales because everybody knows the reason. It's not selling is because there's a black guy on the cover and they pushed the identity memes too far.

I hope they drop the fucking identity politics soon, I swear it's fucking cancer. At least I'm getting a good laughs at their incredulous faces since the game launched along with Trump winning.

>NIGGER APE FACE
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It gets worse
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>First game is a piece of shit that no one likes
>Make another one anyway, except shittier in every way

>Ubisoft
>ever
I made the mistake of buying Farcry 3 on steam, and it won't work because of (((uplay)))

Also first game was already trash, what did you expect?

Jesus...

Please tell more about how cucked you guys got

They did a good job making the nigger talk like a nigger.

>hol up
>yo, where you at?
>aww hell nah

FarCry 3 is pretty good though, try to get it working.

The first one not was SJW's propaganda

The first few hours of Farcry 3 are fun. After that I got tired of doing the same things over and over.

If cancer and ebola had a child.

RARE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Reminder that Ubisoft didnt make the useless faggot pic related die like he should have (cause muh drama) because muh interracial agenda

>tranny

>cuckbisoft

Oh.

It is repetitive, but I thought it actually had a pretty decent story. Not bad for fucking around in. I never bothered with FarCry 4 yet though, supposedly too similar.

Isn't this game filled the brim with rap music?

LOL

LMAO

Well...
I mean the game is selling utter shit.
muh diversity, muh progress doesn't equate to sales... as SJWs don't buy games.

It's garbage regardless of political stuff. The graphics are from the PS2 era and it's filled with bugs like the original.

We have a "Diversity" team composed of a bunch of faggots that are spending company time doing nothing useful like forcing the studio to rename meeting rooms after famous women and paying charlatans to come over for bullshit "diversity" talks.

It's the habitual crew of problem glass dykes, mixed race concernocrates and white male cucks who only care and the rest of the studio despise them but nobody has the guts to openly say it.

If you want to make a difference, go after the community managers and writers, they are the ones most often responsible for 99% of the faggotry in the games.

if you want to help more, buy R6 and For Honor, those games are built around gameplay rather than narratives and are not infected with swj cancer.

You just described every game published in the last 10 years.

Newfag

Fucking lol

>Jewbisoft
>Goes full SJW
Didn't see that one coming

>paying for this garbage

rare

I don't understand how this game got a sequel. Wasn't it one of the biggest flops of the year right along side AC: Frog Edition?

Only Far Cry I played was Blood Dragon, thought it was funny/fun but too short

>if you want to help, continue to support the company that is pushing this shit

Hmmm

Michelle?!

>ubisoft stopping becasue they fucked up the last one

what planet do you come from?

I thought it was actually fun but i borrowed it forever after it came out. This one looks like nigger shit.

The first game flopped, so why bother making the sequel better?
>Ubisoft
Not even once

I didn't even think this game came out yet.

>tfw busted out OG Xbox to play conker

Pretty fun

What did you expect from an AAA video game in 2016?

Honestly I'm going to pirate this game when it comes out on PC and then run around town shooting cops screaming BIX NOOD GIB BLACK LIVE MATTAH MUHFUGGA PIG N SHIIIIETTTT

If the cops ever corner me I'll put away my gun and run around screaming I'M A GOOD BOI I DINDUNUFFIN before running into a church and getting shot by the cops in the back right as I go into the church and I collapse in front of the crucifix and lay bleeding to death in front of jesus and the cop will come up to me and say: "Die filthy nigger, we must secure a homeland and a future for white children" and then shoot me 22,000 times in the back of the head execution style with a military style assault rifle he bought from the KKK with a swanzitika carved on it as my mother sobs and they beat her up too as I die and say with my last breath: "people of america does my life matter any less than one of yours simply because I am black and also repressed by slavery and having ancestors who were the kings and queens of africa and thus my people should be allowed freedom and given all your gold and idols as moses was by the egyptians who we all know were black and moses was white therefore this injustice of white racism must be dealt with and all white men must be executed and all white women impregnated" and I will be saying this as my jewish priest is reading me my last rights but also the cop is still shooting me but only blasting away my clothes to revel my big black dick much bigger than his little white noddle so his wife divorces him on the spot and gets my doctors who is also a lawyer and th epreacher who is jewish to legally force him to watch his wife suck my cock as I die and then he hangs himself and the game is over

fuck I need help guys

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I really liked AC: Black Flag.

why did you even play that after the horrible shit called AC:3?

I actually work next to one of the Ubi MTL offices and I have yet to see one of those blue haired faggots while going to work. That's too bad, I could use a good laugh.

It's a business for profit, believe me if they understand that people won't buy games with progressive narratives in them they we won't be allowed to male them.

But it doesn't matter what I say, R6 is the surprise that opened their eyes and WD2 mediocre sales has confirmed it.

They only care about money and now they know progressive narratives won't bring that.

Siege is the shiiiit nigga

who care?

What's wrong with him?

i paid 60 fucking dollars for rainbow six siege only to discover they had cucked the fuck out of rainbow six entirely, a beautiful game line down the drain, and to add injury to insult, eventually my game just wouldn't work because my uplay account just couldn't connect to the servers on multiple computers and connections,

FUCK UBI, they literally make the shittiest games on their own shitty system, and instead of getting better, their games get worse as the adapt them to favor noobs.

in rainbow six siege,there is bullet sponging as you go up in levels - in other words, your 'level' - which gives you no advantage - means that if you're level 60, you do 50% less damage against lvl 2 players. i KNOW this because i know someone on the development team. its fucked up.

FUCK UBI.

literally youtube poop

I tried pirating AC Rogue which is basically more of the awesome ship combat, and you get to play as a templar up north but for whatever fucking reason it was optimized horribly

So I might end up buying it at some point or something... fug

it all makes sense now

Well, it deserved it. They couldn't have expected much else considering the previous game was such a disappointment and this game isn't much better.

So this is what gender studies graduates do and its truly terrifying

Who is Josh? Shits hilarious btw.

I didn't know Michelle Obama was in this game

Isn't one of the writers a big anti-sjw

that picture is 2 years old, imagine what it's like now

I just love how far back the other way the pendulum will swing because of all this shit, when the companies start going under and the people who work at these failures get refused everywhere else

>it was much cheaper to make
How so?

>being an adult
>still playing video games

Wow, what fags

A nigger hacker? What kind of bizarre science fiction is this?

he is in the process of coming down off of powerful stimulants from the look of it and trying his hardest to act normal

Uh, excuse me

Lord Nikon was hacking the Gibson since before you were a glint in your daddy's spermsack

To be fair... the first game was pretty fun desu~

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What the fuck...

Ubi MTL guy here, if it's any reassurance, that group of woman Is not a dev team, it was taken on women's day, they rounded up most of them for this one photo.

I was so excited over the last game. They were marketing it as the next GTA, but with cool hacks, a morality system and a really good story. But the story was shit. The gameplay was shit. They didn't even add dust effects for you shooting the ground or splash for shooting the water. There are no police boats. Police helicopters are frequently invincible because they will fly directly above you and you can' t aim that high. All civilians die instantly from a single shot with very little in the way of gore. The driving was shit. It was horribly optimized. The story was some stupid shit about this guy's niece who nobody gives a shit about.

And the morality system was ass because basically I just ended up murdering a bunch of people while I was driving and became a terrorist.

Never again ubisoft, fuck you.

That office must be the hell on Earth

Do you have any news on the Assassins creed series? Where's the next location and time period? Is it in ancient Egypt? Please tell me the main character isn't black. Literal WE WUZ KANGZ?

I gave into the hype and could not stand the first one. Why the fuck are they making another since the critics and the people hated the first one

>Le hack a manhole
>Le hack le dumpster
>Anan y moooooose super secret hacking club
>2 spookie le camera hack

The first game was shit.

When will U Play get axed so i can just play ubisoft games directly from steam?

Like I said, what kind of bizarre science fiction is this?

still, having that many women work for you (if you aren't a pimp) is very bad for your business

I'd jump ship before it sinks and becomes a toxic thing to put on your CV

Does WD2 still have these descriptions?

Wd1 was a new IP, it took 5 years to make it also had a ridiculous marketing budget. It sold very well.

Wd2 took only 2 years to make and was not marketed as aggressively. The team was also smaller because it didn't have to ship on old gen consoles (wd1 even shipped on wiiU lol)

This is clearly a poison blue pill. The game designers are playing it smart and subverting SJWs using their own Jewish tactics. I endorse.

It was literal shit. I was in disbelief when I found out there was no bullet impact from shooting the ground or water.

Faggot what the fuck happened with the first game. Full AAA release and there's no effect for shooting the ground or water what the fuck were you all doing nigger

How about a 'choose your own race' mod.

Also, if the sales issue ever comes to a table can you tell ppl that they just want to play games and want to keep the ideology out of it? LIke, whistle-blowing is cool and all, but pushing an SJW agenda is clearly just moral Marxism.

Can the talented Whites leave jewbisoft and make a alt-right game?

You have no idea how bad office women are.

Source: Only guy in a preschool. So much politics, so much backstabbing, the clients (5 years old or as young as 3) come secondary to petty bitching.

Mate, stop soaking that shit up for fuck sake, stop giving those cucks your money.

>The best decisions are not necessarily made by a talented group of people
kek, let them burn

7/10

>the interviewer's glance over at his off camera producer

Can you prove your claims?