Live my life thinking i'm white

>live my life thinking i'm white
>get a DNA test
>find out i'm 1 percent african
what do?

Holy shit, grow up you faggot

kys nigger

You have to go back.

find another 1% and see if you can breed the nigger out.
The chances of the nigger genes being overwritten is quite high if its only 1%
fuck off you cuck

Go to Africa and start bleaching nigresses

realize race doesnt make you who you are, your Sup Forums posts do.

That 1% is millions of genes that could potentially be passed on it doesn't work like that.

In that case i should move to canada.
Because all i know how to do is shitpost.

You have to go back.

ONE DROP

>live my life thinking i'm white
>get a DNA test
>find out i'm 90% italian

fuck

North africa was white before sub-saharan trash moved in maybe u wuz hannibalz

>live my life thinking im a human
>find out today I had a few ancestors from Canada

im A FUCKING LEAF

Abandon your children nigger you just got a free pass

>half puerto rican
>somehow white as snow
>only 19
>scared I'm going to turn brown with age

>tfw just found out if you die in Canada, you die in real life too

Life originated in Africa.

Unless you believe a bunch of desert shepherds who say the world was flooded and a burning bush talked to them.

Hannibal was not white

Just resist you genetic urge to steal, rape, and murder. Its the only way to stop skin decay.

*your

Burress or Lector?

kek

>Actually believing WE WUZ niggers who latched on to a racist meme intended for laughs and claimed it as legitimate history

a (you) for a leaf b8 bottom-memer

Congrats you're a nigger now. Welcome aboard the affirmative action gravy train

Bruh...
>casually talk to my mother
>find out I'm ~6.25% Jewish
...seems some of my traits must have been Jewish after all.
btw not German, Alberto Barbosa here

If you can read a pop-up book you can get a full ride to Harvard now.

Go undercover and sabotage the jew from within like a jewish talcom x

Demand reparations from every cracker assed cracker you see!

He was a semite or beber. Brown.

sounds like a plan my niggas.

Remove 1% of your body ritualistically on a livestream.

tfw irish heritage

What colour are your eyes?

>talcom x
lel

Kill yourself, is the only option

Never have children. Do not pass your shame on to them.

Most white people are a percentage point African at most. Same with blacks, they have white ancestors too.

>think I'm white, have straight blond hair
>look in mirror one day while I'm very angry
>see reptile face

Turns out my dad was of jewish descent, jews lie when they say jewishness comes from mothers side. Those jews can't shapeshift.

be a race traitor

Try to pinpoint where the african is and cut off that part of your body. I doubt its your dick

all americans are part nigger, you're right at home here.