>Want to live in Europe
>Scared of the snow
Just fuck my shit up.
>Want to live in Europe
>Scared of the snow
Just fuck my shit up.
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texan here snow is nothing scary just a hassle. ice is scary driving though but you just have to be careful
>Freeze to death
>Catch diseases
>Slip and slide
>Polar Bears
>Dangerous driving
reeeeee
Ur a faget, snow is awesome
M8 you have spiders in your country that can kill people. Even the harmless spiders are scarier than snow.
>Freeze to death
Wear a jumper and don't be a pussy
>Catch diseases
Not how pathogens work. Unless you mean hypothermia, in which case see above
>Slip and slide
Wear boots and mind how you tread. Or just say fuck it and enjoy the world being a giant slip n' slide.
>Polar Bears
Harmless critters, let them nibble on your fingers and they're all smiles
>Dangerous driving
Can't be worse than all the chinks in Melbourne
Snow is nice and makes staying inside so much more comfy. Get a house with a chimney for maximum comf during winters
>Scared of solid water
Stay out nigger
Snow is comfy, I can't imagine living in straya where it's practially the same weather year round except it's warmer
Seriously, Straya?
What snow? We don't have any snow anymore.
>scared of something that ceased to exist thanks to based global warming
IT
IS
THE
CURRENT
YEAR
Snow is so rare here it may as well not exist. We're lucky if we get five days of snow each year.
This year might be different
I've seen snow at the mountaintops already
>want to live in Australia
>scared of the emus
tfw never seen snow in my life
Really?
We have every year big snow for many months what is wrong with your country?
>scared of the snow
>not scared by rapefugees
you can punc fugee
cannot punch snow
melt
You have to find one of the snow people to do so
youtube.com
>wants to live in Europe
Wanna switch places?
The last time it snowed in my city was ~2004. feelsbadman
Different climate, you communist.
>scared of the snow
dont be
>lives among spiders the size of little mopeds
>scared of snow
Cmon now straya
But this helpless woman will slip, slide into the water, freeze to death within one minute. Nobody will hear her screams because snow reduces sound waves and help would come too late anyway.
LOL this is the most hilarious phobia I ever heard of.
Snow is awesome.
Why? You never visited the Aussie Alps?
>Freeze to death
that would be "cold", not "snow"
>Catch diseases
that would also be "cold", not "snow"
>Slip and slide
that would be "ice", not "snow"
>Polar Bears
don't have to live in the arctic mate
>Dangerous driving
learn how to drive desu
>no spiders
>no snakes
>no mosquitos or any flying shit
Snow is peace.
>want to live in Europe
>scared of ficki ficki
What is a helpless girl like me to do~ o_0
>Scared of the snow
What did he mean by that?
Snow is wonderful dude
>implying a German would dare wear a sweater with their own flag
>Freeze to death
>Catch diseases
Don't be retarded and put some clothes on.
>Slip and slide
... yes
>Polar Bears
???
>Dangerous driving
Use winter gum.
kek
I wish Sup Forums would stop bringing their threads here
There is no snow anymore, global warming made sure of that.