Be american

>Be american
>Get Dissolved

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>Darwin award

Still better than being the fuckers who created mexicans

>but the park service won't release the video
Well that's not fun

Is this the new weight loss technique in America?

Better than diet coke?

I bet he didn't really dissolve. CNN is clickbait bullshit.

It's pretty hard to just fall in to a hot spring... He must've been doing something retarded

I gotta see that video. Can't you niggas do hacks or sum shit and release that video?

Reminder that vulcanos can create ponds of sulfuric acid.

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i read the police reports. he was trying to put his hand in the test the water i think. but then he fell in and was boiled alive. the recovery team couldn't be sent until the next day since it was getting dark and by then there were no traces of him left due to the acidity of the water

I heard he jumped in because he wanted to bathe in hot springs

MUST
FIND
VIDEO
>puts on tinfoil hat
(((they))) are hiding something
>takes off tinfoil hat

a human body dissolving in a hot spring...

fucking cnn

tfw dissolving and gf films instead of helping

>accidentally falling

How does anyone do this? You deserve the acid if you dont have basic motor coordination.

Why didn't his sister drop the phone and try to help him?

wasn't him canadian?

People should be free to get dissolved if they want to. I wouldn't expect a Spaniard to appreciate sweet liberty.

Water way to go.

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>MUST
>FIND
>VIDEO
>>puts on tinfoil hat
>(((they))) are hiding something
>>takes off tinfoil hat

Hahah edgy meem my fellow aussie

she tried to, but i guess she didn't want to fall in herself, try saving someone in the water without getting into the water, if your arms aren't long enough there's not a single thing you can do. he died very quickly due to the temperature of the water so there probably wasn't even eonugh time to find a long sturdy branch he could grab onto

>"my brother is dissolving in front of my eyes"
>"better pull out my phone lol"
FUCKING WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEEE

you need to go back

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>wasn't him canadian?
Go back to sleeping all day Ramon, we'll call you when we fixed your economy.

Wasn't that the intro of a movie. God I'm so old everything just blurs together.

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>you need to go back

How about you start with all the negro's in your cuckntry, swen?

>why won't you hackers do something.
Cause there's like 2 hackers and I don't think they really give a shit

That was one of the most terrifying scenes I had ever seen as a kid

You can put toothpaste back into the tube.

There are ZERO ways to help you once you're in. A person will be dead in a second.

Too much clapping, and he over-balanced, then fell in.

Fat usually dissolves pretty quick in acid, so no great loss

he fell in as she was already recording

kek

Do not step off the marked paths.

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The article says his friend was filming him dissolve with her cell phone as he fell in. Imagine having that shit on your cell phone.

I thought fats were insoluble?

>mfw it made me think of my grandma
>mfw my grandma would have done the exact same thing

Dante's peak?
There was a couple who were boiled alive near the beginning iirc

In water, you uneducated monkey.

Yeah the couple boiled alive in the hot spring at the beginning and then the old lady jumps into the acid lake later in the movie.

Fuck you CNN, why tell me about the video if you're not going to give it to us

Bullshit, even concentrated sulfuric acid would take days to dissolve a whole person.

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Phone generation.
She probably made a selphie putting some cute face too
Ese inglé manué

He drowned, then his body dissolved overnight

But what about Amerifats???

In my country hot springs are used to bathe and relax in, they're considered very healthy.

Do they put acid in hot springs in America so that people wouldn't share natural resources and catch communism?

fuck u

WWWWWHHHHOOOAAAAAA DDDDDUUUUUDDDDEEE!!!1!

>no Carlos reaction image

He was trying to give the hot spring a tip, since he had enjoyed looking at it, but fell in

Quote from Man dissolved in acidic water:
>What's the water gonna do, dissolve me?

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Dantes Peak? Another anons posted a vid of it already

> Wants to create a wall wideass open across the border.

> Can't build a shotass fence surrounding a fucking puddle

>MURICA

>Concentrated sulfuic acid vs volcano.
I think the volcano would win.

>be EU
>Get Dissolved

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Like terminator 2

And then she continued recording

Btw why don't murderers use this to kill people?

Not when the pool is 400000000° and your flesh sloughs off your bones.

Honestly if I were already old and it was me or my kids or grandchildren I'd do it in a heartbeat. But once they were safe and sound I'd just finish myself off.

Cataclysmic destruction events are no place for old people

Not if it was 200+ degrees and constantly moved you around retard

I've seen that movie but I didn't remember the little girl being so hot.

is this how they are getting away with the pizza? dissolving the bodies in acidic water????

also grand tetons is awesome!! yellowstone was crowded as fuck couldn't even find a fucking place to throw up a tent had to go out side the park a few miles.

Wakey Wakey!

No acid ponds here.

i've been to the hot springs and it's pretty obvious to stay away from the water

maybe they do and we just don't know it

I watched Dante's Peak the other week. The couple in the start got dissolved away too, they couldn't recover them.

>Room temperature acid
>not 100'C and vigorously stirred

Didn't a guy just die from trying to use one as a spa?

yeah well in the winter the hots brings is where all the buffalo go. also you can bath in some hot springs. just not yellowstone.

Does this means that pedophiles are that way by choice and not from birth?

Because we shouldn't expect retards to do stuff like this.

Why are euroshits so desperate to find a way to insult America?

THE FIRST SACRIFICE HAS BEEN MADE

YELLOW PLEASE WAKE UP

Dante's Peak I think had something similar if not the same thing happen.

>"They were specifically moving in that area for a place that they could potentially get into and soak," Deputy Chief Ranger Lorant Veress told CNN affiliate KULR. "I think they call it hot potting."
>Scott had reached down to check the temperature of a spring when he slipped and fell into it. Rescuers later found Scott's body inside the pool, but couldn't retrieve it because of a lightning storm in the area. When they came back the next day, no remains were found beneath the spring's churning, acidic waters.

they call it "hot potting"

dude

>acidic water
>dissolving

Choose one.

>Constantly moving around
>Vigorously stirred
What part of this pond looks constantly stirred, retards?

we put up warning signs, we don't see the need to spend money fencing every deadly hotspring near a super volcano just to prevent people who ignore the signs from getting their long sought after darwin award

Are your hot springs 120 celcius and pH 3?

>always watching cute anime girls going to hot springs
>go to yellowstone
>jump in hotspring
>get dissolved.

I went in the summer and certain areas are known for being deadly hot

>hots brings

>had to go out side the park a few miles.
thats literally how people get dissolved in an acidic hotspring

>designated tourist areas are boring and crowded
>hey i know lets go backcountry

You seem to think a lot of thing are easy, like copying the American flag.

Well in my case I never paid atention to females when I was a kid or a teen and I fapped to milf porn and huge tits.
But two years ago I start looking into Sup Forums and there are lots of child model posted here so I end up liking them and paying atention to them.
I don't fap to them though, I just think they are cute and that If I'd turn time back I'd act very different.
I won't try do anyting with and underage girls now cause I'm not stupid or evil.
Is just that I envy those that started being sexually active when they were young.

>vulcanos
Live long and prosper ese

This
If there was a warning sign and the guy entered to make a Facebook photo he deserves to be dissolved

Natural selection at its best

Eventho we know normal people won't get close to that shit, we would build a fence. However, Murica doesn't. Besides having a higher number of dumbfaks.

no you moron. i went to a campsite outside the park. i couldn't camp in the park. gees dude.

Were I in the park service, I'd advocate for its release to warn people of the dangers of fucking around like this.

It's not pretty, it may upset the families, but you know what? It will ultimately save lives.

Probably filmed him, laughed as he went in, laughed at first when he was screaming, and then realizing half a second later the bubbles weren't from the splash but from her brothers blood boiling. At that point she hopefully put down the phone.

lol
Most of America is third world by Spain standards.
I've been there.
We may be poor but even our poorest towns have nice roads.

>i went to a campsite outside the park.
you should try to be a little clearer and more concise when you're communicating in your second language

i bet you want to hear the audio from the grizzly mans last encounter eh?

i know i do kek

>would take days to dissolve a whole person
Well, the story doesn't specify how long he stayed in there.