Let's look at the symptoms. >Not being aware of other people's personal space WW1, WW2 and the EU >Prefers to communicate using single words Explains really long German words that could be a whole sentence >Repetition of phrases Gott mit uns, Sieg Heil, Wir Schaffen das, Diversity is Strength >Preferring a repetitive routine Destroys Europe time and time again >Learning disability Never learns from past mistakes >Develops a highly specific interest in a particular subject Obsession with taking over Europe
The first step of solving a problem is acknowledging there is a problem, Hans
Brayden Perez
Also the EU is autistc af, and Germans love the EU
Lincoln Moore
>Preferring a repetitive routine Destroys Europe time and time again
It's sad that even if all this worked out It'd be another 20 years before they're fucking back at it again.
Hudson Evans
>Obsession with taking over Europe
You mean with destroying europe. God hates germans bcause Martin Luther. Since germans killed lots of Catholics for no reason other than listening to heretics God punished the german people.
Until them convert back to Catholicism and apologize for denying Christ for 500+ years they will continue to suffer.
First thing that God did to punish german is the language. German language is the most obscene and retard language in the so called "civilized" world.
Second thing God removed kindness and allowed the German people to be the most destructive and parasitical people in europe.
Dominic Walker
Lose their shit at the drop of a hat and immediately raise their voice a dozen octaves higher to a crescendo of high pitched screaming.
Oliver Bailey
I display all these symptoms. I also have very little empathy.
The cure? Nuke us.
Adrian Wilson
No need. The 'New Germans' will deal with you accordingly.
Isaac Morgan
>listening to a stoner >ever
Jeremiah Collins
>using autism as an insult >seeing a problem with eridicating cultures that cannot defend & sustain itself
We're just speeding up Darwinism for you. See it as a mercy shot.
Logan Bennett
the toothaste problem you can handle, you cant handle them greeks tho.
Grayson Wright
This is true, how did I miss it
Also Marx was German
Leo Barnes
from a hue monkey, a god damn favela ape.
hating on the glorious german manner of speech when you sound like a russian after a stroke.
Jaxon Rivera
Germans destroyed half of europe with their protestant wars.
He was a jew who found in germany the perfect place to spread his degenerate ideas.
Benjamin King
You cant call a jew a german. thats not how it works kieskopp. Marx was as german as you are
Joshua Hall
>listening to a kraut >ever
Andrew Flores
Teutonic Knights and Brandenburger March. Those have created german nationalism
Jaxon Price
Fucking Germans I really hate them any muslims in Germany kill as many as you can and then neck yourself
Jayden Lee
All stereotypical Jewish names sound German.
Really makes you think.
Noah Clark
Jeez, can't wait until germany is destroyed and all germans dead. At least the constant 'i hate germans so so much' whining will be over then.
Jack Wilson
You can't answer to my points that's why you have to call me monkey
As for the german language we must not forget that it's the fruit of a uncivilized and tribal group. The german language is a mix of barbarism and ugliness.
when the language is corrupted everything else is corrupted, specially your mind and behavior.
Evan Bailey
why do so many think that? There are more than enough that dislike the EW aswell.
Ian Martin
Germans love the EU. You're the least likely country to leave it. Germans see the EU as their pet project even when it's destroying them.
Mason Adams
They don't love the EU. They love the fact that they can explore and destroy smaller countries with their German-Jewish banks and then explore its people like they are doing in Greece and Spain.
99,9% of germans say: "As long as Merkel keep the economy good I couldn't care less about my own and other european people''
Ryder Taylor
>Germans love the EU Says who?
Germans were never asked if they wanted to join in the first place and the majority of people dwell on the old days of border control and foreign currency
Tyler King
Then why are approval ratings of the EU so much higher in Germany than in ther countries?
Just admit it. You like the EU because you see it as a means to do what Napoleon and Hitler couldn't do.
Jordan Reed
>Germans were never asked if they wanted to join
Then why you keep electing Merkel since 2005? Also she is being elected to work in government positions since 1991
>N-not our fault.
Alexander Stewart
Germans I know were literally chimping out over Brexit. They do love the EU as they see it as Germany atoning for their past in some retarded way. Also Germany benefits from the EU whilst literally no one else does.
Ian Morales
>Then why are approval ratings of the EU so much higher in Germany than in ther countries?
Brought to you by the same media who said Trump only had a 4% chance of winning
>Then why you keep electing Merkel since 2005?
EU is older than that and no one hated Merkel pre cuckening where she pulled a 180 over night going against everything she ever said
Hunter Sanders
It never is their fault is it? Germanz dindu nuffin.
Jonathan Hernandez
Don't forget their autistic practice of shit inspection Dutchbro
Carson Russell
We have that here too Kek
Cameron Richardson
>Also Germany benefits from the EU whilst literally no one else does.
Like I said before, they are a parasitical people.
Every year since 2005 merkel says that multiculturalism failed and the next year she says that she will import more 2 or 3 million arabs.
it's a fact.
Brayden Ramirez
Pretty sure Germans have a collective Bee Hive gene that tells them to destroy everything around them.
Aiden Johnson
EU is basically the Fourth Reich
Alexander Campbell
>and the next year she says that she will import more 2 or 3 million arabs.
Good next year is election year
Camden Russell
this is because germans couldn't stand the thought of people being out there who lack a surname. they're kind of ocd about such things. I think the Estonians suffered the same fate under the germans.
Christopher Smith
Aquafresh bringing low energy bantz
Colton Ramirez
*must destroy and breed with dirty arabs*
Wyatt Gonzalez
More like a Jewish Union.
Andrew Gonzalez
Germans are like the Droid Army from Star Wars. They need a leader or else they shut down. That's why Germans always elect crazy tyrants.
Leo Murphy
reminder that the english are the true cancer
John Ward
>multiculturalism failed >import more 2 or 3 million arabs Those things are not mutually exclusive.
Ayden Jones
You dumb idiots will elect her again. Screen cap this
Every single year since 2005 I've been following german news
She says that multiculturalism fail, her popularity increases and the next year she imports 2 million kebabs.
I'm speaking about the fact that she says multiculturalism failed to increase her popularity you brain dead german
James White
Their only crime is being smug.
Ethan Cox
haha it is all true. autism is fun.
Noah Lopez
This. Merkel is a shoe-in. Germany deserves everything it gets if they do.
Wyatt Carter
LOL
James Foster
Look at the kind of people the germans elect
Even brazilians have a better understanding of civilization
Noah Sanchez
Merkel says playing christmas carols on the flute prevents islamization. What's your point?
Cooper Davis
we are satanic people LOL
Owen Jenkins
Dress like a german pig
Ian Rivera
>brasilians >civilization pick one and only one
Cooper Gray
There is a cure. A Final Cure.
Anthony Hughes
Even brazilians have a better understanding what civilization is than your people
This is a fact.
Noah Price
Every German I've talked to acts weird as if you're interrogating them. They give vague answers about even the most mundane subjects.
england is home of the jew. england is who tricked the usa into winning ww1 for the jews. the english are rats
Samuel Rodriguez
You know that the modern jewish banking system started in Germany 200 years before it was implemented in Britain, right?
Michael Brooks
You're not Irish just because you live in Boston.
Carter Lee
I am 100% Dutch Aryan, honest
Christian Lee
ever since the creation of the german nation 1871, we started developing a nationwide manic depression fueled by fatalism and schizophrenia. Truth is, we are absolutely suicidal since then as a culture. Just haven't consciously acknowledged.
Christopher Robinson
OP's analysis was funny, but the rest of this divide-and-conquer shit between European nations is disgusting. Especially Dutch people acting like they don't have an immigration problem and like it's a German invention.
Jason Garcia
Autists are intellectually superior.
Jason Edwards
>hurr durr fucknig germans >meanwhile france, UK, belgium and netherlands all became jihadist centers long before germany and in some cases have been for decades
Jason Sanders
The similarities between germans and jews
>The oldest bank still in existence in Germany, Berenberg Bank, was founded by Dutch brothers Hans and Paul Berenberg in 1590, and is still owned by the Berenberg family.
>The Berenbergs were originally cloth merchants and quickly extended their business to other commodities. Hans Berenberg's grandson Cornelius Berenberg (1634–1711) was the first to engage in merchant banking and developed the company into a very successful merchant house and merchant bank. He forged trade links with France, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Scandinavia and Russia.
>Welser was a German banking and merchant family. The history of the family can be traced back to the 13th century. Later its members became widely known as prominent merchants.
Logan Jackson
American living in the Germ capital.
Can confirm Germans for a bunch of high functioning autists with little know no social skills or awareness.
Landon Murphy
Why can't you guys just be Nazis again?
Noah Wood
Exactly. People from those countries are just glad they can now point fingers and act like their countries aren't so bad.
It's pathetic and the worst part of Sup Forums desu. Flag banter is fun but most of the time flags just make sure we'll never be stand together for anything.
Hunter Moore
>look the eternal anglo! >HAHAHFUCKING MONKEY >HAHAHAHA AMERICA BTFO!
>w-we'll never stand together
Chase Gutierrez
Says the autist posting on Sup Forums.
Kevin Russell
>Says the autist posting on Sup Forums.
Says the autist posting on Sup Forums.
Jeremiah Gray
Krautnigger is buttblasted
Angel Roberts
>>Says the autist posting on Sup Forums.
>Says the autist posting on Sup Forums.
Says the autist posting on Sup Forums.
Jaxon Brooks
Germany has been put through 70+ years of propaganda and is technically still a occupied nation that was a puppet state for burgers and soviets and now obviously serves the globalists
We at least have some excuse to be fucked while the rest of you doesnt especially not the former allied forces
Andrew Smith
>A German asking for Europeans to stand together
That's the problem. Your idea of standing together is the EU. No-one wants it fuck off.
Austin Jones
this.
germans are just as bad as jews if not worse since there's many more of them and they're more arrogant
Kevin Roberts
>>>Says the autist posting on Sup Forums.
>>Says the autist posting on Sup Forums.
>Says the autist posting on Sup Forums.
Says the autist posting on Sup Forums.
Christopher Butler
I never made posts like that in all the years I've been here.
>all Germans are the same, even on this place I go on online because people there have the same views as me Cancer
Brayden Campbell
While this is true everything is happening because you tried to kill every Catholic in europe because of a heretic and pervert ex-monk.
it's over 500 years of destruction in the name of Satan.
Anthony Lopez
There's no cure for autism, except death.
Owen Russell
Even burgers are much more friendly and much less "HAHA MONKEY BTFO!" "LOOK THE ETERNAL ANGLO" than german posters.
It's either arabs living in Germany or most germans are really divide and conquer.
Austin Brown
Tbh Catholicism is cucked as well
Daniel Nguyen
Well since it's possible in your country to appeal for euthanasia on mental disorders you should just go for it.
Benjamin Rogers
>you tried to kill every Catholic in europe because of a heretic and pervert ex-monk.
Catholicism has been killing itself long before WW1/2 the recent "abortion is okay" headline being the final nail
Leo Morris
I'm not saying brazilians or others are any better
In fact most brazilians are a cancer to this board
I'm showing you however that Germans here can't talk about union because you spend most of the time attacking other people
It's the Protestant Church that took over Rome.
Brody Evans
>claims germans are autist >behaves autismal to the max
Aiden Cook
there's nothing inherently wrong with banks you retarded shit skin
i'm from the midwest. my family immigrated from prussia. the english are a cancer on this planet
Brody Reed
>claims germans are autist >behaves autismal to the max
Says the autist posting on Sup Forums.
Robert Diaz
>Catholicism has been suffering attacks long before WW1/2
I agree. It started in Germany in 1518.
Charles James
>there's nothing inherently wrong with banks >my family immigrated from prussia
Who could have predicted??????
Zachary Davis
I'm half German, and I always thought there might be something a tad wrong with my brain, but then it could just be I've picked up aspects of the German character.
Caleb Hernandez
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Kevin Ramirez
The English built the USA. America would just be another Mexico, Colombia or Quebec without Anglos.