Hitler survived 12 assassination attempts, the most famous of which was the 20th in July conspiracy. Every single time he was saved thanks to technical problems, changes in schedule, or pure coincidence like an officer who unknowingly moved slightly the bag with the charge which would have killed Hitler.
Does it mean God wanted Hitler to survive?
Hitler survived 12 assassination attempts, the most famous of which was the 20th in July conspiracy...
Luke Taylor
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Lucas Walker
Who left the keys in the time machine?
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Gavin Gonzalez
It was really fishy. I can't explain how he managed to survive. Can any mathematician conjure up a probability of him dodging all those shots?
Ryder Foster
about tree fiddy
Ayden Nelson
12 x 12 - 12
Jayden Powell
1 in 6 million
Ryan Adams
It was the will of kek
Jason Gonzalez
I SAID, IT WAS THE WILL OF KEK
Jeremiah Perry
>Sweden
Ethan Gomez
>"The German people must consider the failure of the attempt on Hitler's life as a sign that Hitler will complete his tasks under the protection of a divine power."
checkem
Ryder Jenkins
IT WAS THE WILL OF KEK
Checkem cuckroach
Christopher Nguyen
checkd
Oliver Jones
Noice
Sebastian Barnes
lmao
Adrian Johnson
checked
Bentley Perry
brb killing myself in cuckshed
Owen Green
noice
David Nelson
KEK WILLS IT
SHADILAY
Xavier Ramirez
checked
Nicholas Ortiz
wew lad
Justin Hughes
That's why I trust the god emperor
Logan Ward
mexican intellectual here
can't compute such big numbers, we need a wizard for this one
Grayson Harris
I think it's more that assignation attempts are really fucking hard to pull off most the time and one little thing is bound to happen and throw your plan off.
Jason Torres
HHH
Nathaniel Long
>Does it mean God wanted Hitler to survive?
yes
G-d wanted to punish as many secular jews as possible.
Liam Thomas
you know very well who is behind it
Kevin Hall
...
Joseph Reyes
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Asher Brooks
Hitler survived an assassination attempt by the Flying Hellfish. Damn right he was meant to live.
Brayden Gutierrez
This, it's the only correct answer.
Sebastian Allen
praise
Daniel Roberts
...
Julian Miller
Nice ID
Elijah Gonzalez
Any coincidence that Kek's new prophet has survived two assassination attempts already?
Wyatt Myers
Praise be unto him.
Jacob Nelson
He who processes the Spear of Longinus is invincible
John Morgan
Checked and Keked
>Does it mean God wanted Hitler to survive?
It means god is a Holocaust denier.
Jose Watson
Is this pic real?
Nicholas Robinson
Germans are a bunch of pussies who couldn't sacrifice themselves for their cause. Imagine a guy doing a martydom operation ISIS-style, just running in Hitler direction with a ton of explosives. He'd have died in the first attempt.
Luke Martin
Yes, though a censored picture was presented as the original until that picture was discovered recently.
This picture is real too.
Daniel Howard
no, in the real pic it's a car model
Alexander Morales
never tell me the odds
David Hernandez
praise kek
Mason Barnes
kek has a car? i can't even drive and a fucking frog gets to cruise with hitler. why live
Christopher Evans
Yeah, the (((real))) picture.... just like the (((real))) diary of Anne Frank.
Jaxon Nguyen
I've looked it up. You're right. Mustache guy is Ferdinand Porsche
Ian Gomez
In that case Castro is even bigger saint in God's eyes. He survived even more assassination attempts and is around ninety and still kicking. I heard his whole family lives long and he had a relative live past 100
Also the bird moment like with Sanders. New new left when? The Philippino leader should be our poster boy
Luis Robinson
>Hitler survived 12 assassination attempts
>12
what?
Brody Green
It means Hitler was meant to win. This universe is a farce.