Brit/pol/ - Jo Cox Memorial edition

>Scottish government to trial basic income in Fife
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/scotland-trial-universal-basic-income-universal-credit-welfare-reform-a7435926.html

>IFS warns of pay squeeze; says wages won't have reached pre-recession levels by 2021
theguardian.com/business/2016/nov/24/ifs-warnsf-biggest-squeeze-on-pay-for-70-years-autumn-statement

>Sir John Major: case for 2nd referendum is credible
theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/25/brexit-sir-john-major-says-perfectly-credible-case-for-second-referendum

>Bavarian economy minister: Germany needs a post-Brexit trade deal with Britain
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/25/germany-needs-post-brexit-trade-deal-britain-minimise-economy/

>Erdogan threatens to open Turkey's border with the EU after Turkish membership talks are suspended
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/25/erdogan-threatens-open-turkeys-borders-europe-protest-eu/

>Blair insists Brexit can be stopped: tells Remain voters "we're the insurgents now"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/24/brexit-can-stopped-says-tony-blair/

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Will you catch (and deport) them all?

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My favourite image of the week.

Amazing

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kek

That remains to be seen, if we end up in a situation where we're still in the EU but the media and government claim we're out of it, which is what we're heading for with this "soft Brexit", then it will literally have been better for Ed Miliband to have won the 2015 election because then there would at least be a sliver of a chance that we could still leave the EU properly instead of the Tory voodoo that's about to be performed on us

Here is my response to that. Feel free to post it whenever you see that argument posted.


So, this is how the debate reads so far. I kid you not, it's practically verbatim:

Remainers (desperately clutching on to the Brexit baby despite the other parent's wishes) "WTF? How could you all be so racist?"

Leavers "We voted Brexit, now we would like to start negotiating trade deals and access to the single market without free movement of people like so many other countries have"

Remainers "But it's not possible! We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas"

Leavers "The people have spoken, and we should respect that and try not to water it down or subvert the process in any way"

Remainers "And do that how exactly?"

Leavers "As was made clear in the campaign, we don't want to have any controls imposed on us by the EU, this includes free movement of people, and we should also have access to the single market without free movement of people like lots of other countries do, we should start negotiations as soon as possible, but I'm sure you understand that revealing every detail and giving a running commentary of your negotiations puts you at a serious disadvantage, thus putting the economy, and by extension the British people at a disadvantage, and I'm sure you don't want that"

Remainers "But it's not possible, all of the big banks, politicians, businesses and other people with vested interest have told us so"

Leavers "It is possible, like we have said, so many other countries have good trade deals with the EU, there is no reason why we should not be able to, as such a close neighbour geographically and culturally, and as a huge exporter."

Remainers "But the EU wont give us a good trade deal, they will try and give us a punitive trade deal as a warning to other countries that might want to leave"

Leavers "Why would we want to be part of an organization that has to threaten it's members into staying?"

Remainers "Stop being racist"

Have you ever met Peter Hitchens? Such as being at the same event as him, listening to him debate somewhere, etc.

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Someone go that website, I aint going there.

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>access to the single market without free movement of people like so many other countries have
what other countries have this?

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No because any stitch up would be widely reported and leave an even angrier and possibly larger base of leavers that would otherwise just be sat around moaning about steal taxes under Ed and a triumphant left.

That's before you consider the referendums effect on Trump and in future other EU elections.

>We must be, mad
>LITERALLY MAD

See: I'm asking because I remember a while ago someone mentioned having met with him on several occasions, and I cannot remember whether it was yourself or someone else. It's not because I want to call you a "Hitchenite" or kiss your arse (the only two extremes I've seen here)

I've never met him in person, no, I think you're thinking of the old tripfag John Constantine who had some books signed by him

>any stitch up would be widely reported
Yeah, sure

Metropolitan Police Service
City of London Police
Police forces maintained under section 2 of the Police Act 1996
Police Service of Scotland
Police Service of Northern Ireland
British Transport Police
Ministry of Defence Police
Royal Navy Police
Royal Military Police
Royal Air Force Police
Security Service
Secret Intelligence Service
GCHQ
Ministry of Defence
Department of Health
Home Office
Ministry of Justice
National Crime Agency
HM Revenue & Customs
Department for Transport
Department for Work and Pensions
NHS trusts and foundation trusts in England that provide ambulance services
Common Services Agency for the Scottish Health Service
Competition and Markets Authority
Criminal Cases Review Commission
Department for Communities in Northern Ireland
Department for the Economy in Northern Ireland
Department of Justice in Northern Ireland
Financial Conduct Authority
Fire and rescue authorities under the Fire and Rescue Services Act 2004
Food Standards Agency
Food Standards Scotland
Gambling Commission
Gangmasters and Labour Abuse Authority
Health and Safety Executive
Independent Police Complaints Commissioner
Information Commissioner
NHS Business Services Authority
Northern Ireland Ambulance Service Health and Social Care Trust
Northern Ireland Fire and Rescue Service Board
Northern Ireland Health and Social Care Regional Business Services Organisation
Office of Communications
Office of the Police Ombudsman for Northern Ireland
Police Investigations and Review Commissioner
Scottish Ambulance Service Board
Scottish Criminal Cases Review Commission
Serious Fraud Office
Welsh Ambulance Services National Health Service Trust

I get why you are scared, what with David Davis saying that the British people want to be in the single market, which is confusing since most of the people who voted voted out of the EU, which you can only take to mean leaving any controls they may wish to impose on us, like having free movement of people imposed on us, but here is the thing: the conservatives at the moment have a very healthy lead, and if the general election was held today it would become even healthier, that is partly because Jeremy Corbyn is completely feckless but also because Theresa May has thus far been a tough talker on brexit, she has said that she does want to completely leave the EU, even if it means some kind of transitional stage, the moment that they say "we are also going to be keeping free movement of people, one of the most hated parts of the EU btw" the media, especially the kind of papers that tory voters read will have an absolute fucking field day, and UKIP, providing they have gotten their act together by then will be able to split their vote like nether before. And the conservatives know this - and they are desperate, absolutely fucking desperate to nip UKIP in the bud and never have to deal with them again, Cameron was so desperate to do this that he called the referendum that he thought he was going to win. So don't under estimate the Conservatives willingness to do anything to kill UKIP.

>paedostani is allergic to high velocity lead

Do you remember his tripcode off hand? If so I'll look through the archives.

I SEE 100'S OF QTS EVERYDAY AND I DON'T GET TO FUCK ANY OF THEM

I said access. Not being a member. The EU doesn't just trade with it's self.

>Yeah, sure

It's big news. Nick Cleggs beaming face as he announces victory for staying in the single market with no concessions.

you've only just got here and you're already ruining the thread, congratulations

You're the worst tripfag.

I have no food in the house but I'm scared of getting mugged walking to the shop in the dark, full of thugs here desu.

Here is a similar tripcode if you want to piss him off
#tP.Vo-'\

Just pop round to nanna's and do the horizontal Charleston, she's waiting for you. Take a Glenn Miller record and some Parma Violets and she'll do everything

Order takeaway.

Order a cheeky garlic bread.

Not as bad as autists who constantly complain about him when he's not shitposting.

Ignore people when they're shitposting, respond when they're having regular discussion. Not a hard rule to follow.

S-sorry l-lads

>Ishtar Ostaria

Gee who would have guessed

Ordering a Domino's lads. Any recommendations?
I'm thinking:

>Pepperoni Passion
>Personal 7"
>Classic Crust

>1 Potato Wedges

>Garlic & Herb Big Dip

>Ben & Jerry's - Cookie Dough S'Wich Up (500ml tub)

Do note that I've not had dinner for the past 3 days.

I can't have this anymore since I turned vegan but I still remember this pizza fondly

Double Decadence base
BBQ sauce
Plain cheese topping

Lads what do you think about Blaire White? I think she's decently red pilled for a tranny tbqh

youtube.com/channel/UCDmCBKaKOtOrEqgsL4-3C8Q/videos

Ben and Jerry's are libtards mate. I won't be buying any of their icecream again.

and diet coke

I saw a few vids and she seems alright.

Google is run by jews, sometimes you just have to accept that not everything is the way it should be and not be an absolutist.

>Dominos

Reminder that it was the Labour government of 1945-1951 that did the most to combat communism out of all of our governments in history.

>nth for PATRIOTIC SOCIALISM

>Vegan

>she

They've already killed UKIP, in fact 2015 proved that they always could have when an election comes around, and never should have worried. Remind Tory-to-UKIP defectors that Labour might win unless they come home to the blue party that hates them and everything they stand for instead of the red party that hates them and everything they stand for and they'll come crawling back

You are really overestimating just how much the media is willing to trash May I reckon

They're smarter than that. Remainers will never hail any part of "Brexit" a victory, don't be so naive to think that they'd let slip that they're winning

Shame about the later fifties eh?

Reminder that it was the Labour government, that more than any other party did it's bit to forever marginalise the white demographic in the 1990's.

fuck I want one now but the price of it is ridiculous. I could eat for a week for the price of one order

I really don't want to use Google but none of its competitors compare

I know. I know. There is still plenty of junk food that is vegan though, you would be surprised.

>vegan
i didnt know you were homosexual

>He doesn't live in a safe, wealthy street in the centre of his city

It's like you want to be attacked.

This.

I hope at some point social media and tech companies that are actually not propaganda machines rise up and usurp facebook, google, twitter etc. Ones that don't censor """fake news""" and users naughty messages.

Why don't you eat meat lad?

>They've already killed UKIP
But it will come back if they fuck Brexit up.

People will know if they've been screwed. They knew for 40 years I'm sure they'll know when it's so blatant.

>living in a city

horrifying

You're the one who's into vintage beef amirite? Nice and cured

>Are you talking about my nan?

why the fuck would you pay to live in those shitty apartments? Only time I've lived in a city centre was a college in Oxford.

>Living in the country in your twenties

You better have a big inheritance, farm, or online business, my friend. Otherwise, enjoy your penurious future, homework, or hideous commute!

2015 election happened under the promise that a referendum would be held, that was the main reason that people who would have otherwise voted UKIP, voted for the Conservative party. If they see that they are not holding their promise on the referendum then people will not respond well to that. It is the people in working class communities who are most affected by the sharp end of globalist policies, since it is they who have their labour devalued by low skilled migrants, and they are not stupid, no matter what the media might tell you, they know this, they know what the free movement of people means for them, it means employers don't have to treat them as well, and they vote accordingly. They voted Tory in 2015 because it was their most realistic chance of getting a referendum. If they see that decision not being upheld then they will loose faith in the established parties, stop voting tactically and just vote for whoever they agree with the most.

Perhaps I am being optimistic, but if you have no hope it is difficult to find the motivation to do anything.

Who is going clubbing tonight lads

How can we fix this?

>I earn 50k!
>spend 30k just to exist in London

>I earn 30k!
>spend 10k to not live in a shithole

Who's winning in this example?

I am mate but don't get too excited you need to save it up for your post sunday dinner incestfest. If she starts rubbing now you might even have some moisture to work with by then

>They knew for 40 years I'm sure they'll know when it's so blatant
They didn't even know when they joined


>Oh it's not any sort of union it's okay it's just a single market, no worries
>Benn & Powell: Wake up you fucking morons, here is absolute proof that its intent is to remove British sovereignty and--
>Oh guess we have our great single market with no expansion of powers now lol

No it wasn't, it was fear over a Labour-SNP coalition, the rest is fair enough I suppose, but this "If X happens they'll lose faith in the Tories" meme is so tiring

Off up the chippy, any of you Redditors want anything?

My birthday is on Monday so i'm going out on the weekend

If you weren't slightly jealous, I suspect you wouldn't have needed to mention Oxford. As it happens, I did my MSt. at Balliol, and apartments in Oxford are roundly awful, quite unlike Edinburgh.

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>but if you have no hope it is difficult to find the motivation to do anything

YKTD has no hope and is a worthless neet. So your thesis is sound.

Stop speaking

>I earn 30k!
>spend 10k to not live in a shithole
T.slough,luton or staines

And was that fear unjustified? Would you have preferred a Labour-SNP coalition to Cameron?

Just the only 'smart' city centre I've lived in, and the point was that you are overpaying for what you get in city centres. Edinburgh is a shithole though.

If Donald Drumpf doesn't actually get the presidency because of the recount or whatever it'd be yet another blow to my hope desu

Had the first referendum been run today it would have got btfo against the now EU.

Just to preface this: I am not judging anyone, this is just my feelings on it, and I understand that some people do eat meat.

I am vegan because I feel that if I don't need to eat meat or use animal products, then I shouldn't. I am fortunate enough that I can get all of my vitamins, minerals and protein from non animal sources, since I live in an advanced society where food technology has progressed far enough. If I was not in such a society, I would eat meat, if I was trapped on a dessert island I wouldn't let my self die just eating coconuts. Also I get physically repulsed at the idea of eating meat, it just makes me sick thinking about it, same with dairy stuff now.

I am perfectly happy feeding my cats all the meat they want though, they don't have the option.

Bet you can't wait to struggle with those support hose and yell sweet nothings in her ear eh lad

Because those are the only places outside of central London?

I finally did it lads. Today I sparked a conversation with the qt girl from work at the bus stop. I think it went great, I actually made her laugh a bit and we chatted about lots a shit for some time.

I was actually surprised by myself, I either have the confidence of a Chad, or the confidence of an autist who has no idea of social interaction.

Problem is, while talking I got a boner, despite the fact she is only a 6, and that's mostly because I have a crush on her, I think others would rate her a 5, and I actually felt a bit of jizz drizzle out of my dick onto my pants.

Edinburgh city center is lovely bar the people.

I think more people were thinking about the referendum.

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>MAY ON SUICIDEWATCH!
>ENERGY AT LEVELS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE POSSIBLE
>BTFO

>confidence of a Chad, or the confidence of an autist who has no idea of social interaction.
There is no practical difference - fake it till you make it.

youtube.com/watch?v=9m55z6O5Qlc


Brits are no strangers to war. After all, we've been fighting for as long as we can remember. War is all we know. In the past, we fought for King. We fought for Queen. We fought for Country. But all that changed after V-Day. For 70 years, we've been fighting for our very survival against inhuman, subversive monsters. But it is a fight we cannot continue. Britain faces extinction, unless we end this war now.

Private: so why Israel Sergeant? Why not just destroy Brussels?

Brussels is the one place they puppet. It's not the true source.

Private: heard there's a shitload of Jews there sir
Sergeant: more like ten shitloads.

We had hoped the brexit vote would decimate the Jew. But they survived. And have returned, stronger than ever. They've brought with them a force that can Destroy entire nations. Even America, our last beacon of hope through all these dark days, is now at risk. Soon we'll have nothing left to defend. And that means we have only one option: attack. Men what I ask of you now is not an easy thing, but it is necessary. If we are to survive. If we are to live long enough to see the seasons change, our children grow and experience a time of peace that we have never known, then we must now take this fight to the Jew! We will go to where they live and where they breed and we will destroy them! This is the day we take the battle to the heart of the enemy. This is the day that we correct the course of human history! This is the day that we ensure our survival as a nation! Soldiers of the United Kingdom my fellow Brits, go forth and bring back the hope of Britain!!

>yes lets have the guy who is a good friend to the President-elect be the Ambassador to the USA
>we swear this can't go badly
>BASED NIGE XD

M A D M A N

But seriously though, that was very undiplomatic of him.

>not the vast majority of UK citizens, who find the man a xenophobic, hypocritical bore of the highest order.
>the vast majority
fucking lefties

What's a decent cheap smartphone for an elderly woman?

>didn't start growing facial hair til 19
>hair started thinning at 22

What did God mean by this?

Ask Meme Merchant

You can't fool me Sharia May :^)

FARAGE CONFIRMED MOST IMPORTANT MAN IN BRITISH POLITICS

BEING DIPLOMATIC IS FOR CUNTS

TRUMP TRAIN IS CRASHING THROUGH BRITISH POLITICS WITH NO SURVIVORS


:-) who could be behind this?

Ross Kemp has no hair.

non-eu members who trade with the eu