Brit/pol/ - Pakémon edition

>Police probe hilarious 'Pakémon' stickers featuring Sadiq Khan found in Tube station
standard.co.uk/news/crime/probe-launched-over-racist-pakemon-stickers-featuring-sadiq-khan-found-in-tube-station-a3405196.html

>SNP proposal to create new 'E' Scottish exam grade so fewer pupils fail
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/25/snp-proposal-create-new-e-scottish-exam-grade-fewer-pupils-fail/

>Government U-turns on 500 per cent increase on immigration tribunal fees
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/25/government-u-turns-500-per-cent-increase-immigration-tribunal/

>Major accused over new Brexit vote bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38109125

>Osborne defends £320,000 from speeches
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38110210

>ACCEPT IT! Sir Ian Botham goes on FURIOUS rant at Remainers trying to stop Brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/736531/Brexit-news-Sir-Ian-Botham-EU-referendum-Tony-Blair-Sir-John-Major

>Irish PM claims full Brexit ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in 2 years & even interim deal might take longer
express.co.uk/news/politics/736555/Brexit-news-British-Irish-Council-Enda-Kenny-Article-50-two-years-impossible-Theresa-May

>Case for second Brexit referendum is credible, says John Major
theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/25/brexit-sir-john-major-says-perfectly-credible-case-for-second-referendum

>Theresa May faces Tory backlash over £240m boost for grammar places
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-grammar-schools-backlash-240m-a7439716.html

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petition.parliament.uk/petitions/173199
standard.co.uk/news/crime/man-24-found-guilty-after-calling-eddie-izzard-a-f-pter-a3405381.html
youtu.be/UwWfE4DAyao
strawpoll.me/11731097
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youtube.com/watch?v=t5pI0U3Q2-E
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>He bought this hard into the YKTD is le Hitchens meme that he seriously thinks me doing something differently than Peter Hitchens would is a logical inconsistency

Hmmm...

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/173199

This goes on till may and it's already at 66,000.

I checked the petition data and only 800 signitures were made outside of the UK.

I'm gonna play the lottery.

Reply to my post by praising Kek. I will play by your post ID numbers. I need 7 numbers to play.

Would you describe the state of your life as more grinding and oppressive or bleak and hollow?

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WE WANT BLAIR

1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s.
2. Low mortgage rates.
3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52.
4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.
5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent.
6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools.
7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18.
8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled.
9. Employment is at its highest level ever.
10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries.
11. 85,000 more nurses.
12. 32,000 more doctors.
13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards.
14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament.
15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly.
16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time.
17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.
18. Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.
19. Restored city-wide government to London.
20. Record number of students in higher education.
21. Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997.
22. Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Children’s Centres.
23. Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission.
24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to £300 for over-80s.
25. On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.
26. Restored devolved government to Northern Ireland.
27. Over 36,000 more teachers in England and 274,000 more support staff and teaching assistants.
28. All full time workers now have a right to 24 days paid holiday.
29. A million pensioners lifted out of poverty.
30. 600,000 children lifted out of relative poverty.
31. Introduced child tax credit giving more money to parents.
32. Scrapped Section 28 and introduced Civil Partnerships.
33. Brought over 1 million social homes up to standard.
34. Inpatient waiting lists down by over half a million since 1997.
35. Banned fox hunting.
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THINGS

WAIT do we actually have Black Friday in the UK?!

First SJWs now this
The Yank degeneracy never ends

> Pakémon
Which one of you autistic madmen did this?

>be russel brand
>upload youtube video
>come back the next day to check views
>less than 100k

lamo

WE WANT BLAIR

36. Cleanest rivers, beaches, drinking water and air since before the industrial revolution.
37. Free TV licences for over-75s.
38. Banned fur farming and the testing of cosmetics on animals.
39. Free breast cancer screening for all women aged between 50-70.
40. Free off peak local bus travel for over-60s.
41. New Deal – helped over 1.8 million people into work.
42. Over 3 million child trust funds have been started.
43. Free eye test for over 60s.
44. More than doubled the number of apprenticeships.
45. Free entry to national museums and galleries.
46. Overseas aid budget more than doubled.
47. Heart disease deaths down by 150,000 and cancer deaths down by 50,000.
48. Cut long-term youth unemployment by 75 per cent.
49. Free nursery places for every three and four-year-olds.
50. Free fruit for most four to six-year-olds at school.

I want Tony Blair gone tbqh famalamadingdong

Why are Remainfags so salty that they lost?

PRAISE KEK

The latter, as opposed to wagies who manage both


I hadn't read the petition until now because it was a meme to begin with but that's terrible
>THIS IS.. THIS IS A TOTAL DISGRACE!!! TERRIBLE!!! DELETE THIS
Zero articulation whatsoever, I love how you made the text childish as if to appeal to the plebs but you forgot that they don't care in the slightest

>People think the government are going to drop a bill that gives them so much power because of an e-petition

You can do it user.
Praise kek.

standard.co.uk/news/crime/man-24-found-guilty-after-calling-eddie-izzard-a-f-pter-a3405381.html

>[Izzard] said: "I was thrown because it had escalated. For hundreds of thousands of years transgender people have been aggressively attacked."
>"hundreds of thousands of years"
>"transgender people"

Your daily reminder that yktd "You know the difference" is pro-islam, 20 something year old and a neet.

> I earn more then my under-21 friend despite he's been in the company for over 3 years and I just joined last month

Is this minimum wage's fault or should he demand a raise/promotion.

Daily reminder that you must be literally the only lad out of the other 80 of us that hasn't blocked him

>When the anti-blairites are mad

Get cucked and suck on my landside election son

You're right, you do disagree with Hitchens often. Your opinions differ when it comes to the subjects of hard work, decency, and respect for other people.

Because us plebs didn't listen to them and their fearmongering

landslide*

>Penny, who is autistic

Admit it guys, it was one of us.

spot me a tenner

niggers

England needs a king again.

>DWP demands the utmost promptness from its "customers"
>takes one (1) entire month to respond to a simple request for a form
really made me think

xth for are Barry Bennell

The pay per hour goes up when you hit 21

You didn't praise Kek, so you can fuck right off heathen

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>being prime minister makes you great
>David cuck cameron
>Theresa Internet watchdog may
>Gordon sell muh gold Brown
>Blair bomb ma kids and endorse globalism Blair
How about no ya empty headed jew bag

He got taken to court for calling him a nasty word? Amazing!

It's bad enough he fucked our country, now he's fucking other countries. Niggers shouldn't be allowed to run anymore.

Tell me about it

ALL RISE FOR THE NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM

youtu.be/UwWfE4DAyao

>thatcher was great

Oy vey

Its kind of hard to quit this place, la's

you're here forever

talking to this Romanian girl of whom is a student, she doesn't look poor though?

explain

ALL of this versus

>MUH WAR CRIMINAL (leftist whiners)
>MUH IMMIGRANTS (rightis whiners)

BASED CENTRIST BLAIR

>Bombing pakis
>A bad thing

Pick one and only one my man

>For hundreds of thousands of years transgender people have been aggressively attacked.

England needs a nuke.

She's Russian, then.

MOST IMPORTANT POLL YOU WILL EVER TAKE

strawpoll.me/11731097

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Even the dubbies want you to stay.

same with you boys and the eu lol jks

I literally knew fuck all about politics in 1997 was blair a good PM

that attempt at using "whom" though

>BBC

Would nuke you too irecuck if you werent our rightful clay

Because all brexiters are unceducated old racists who don't deserve to vote! They fucked it up for the younger generation!

>BBC
I refuse to vote

>Not listening to planet rock

lmao

no, the last cell of the cancerous thatcher.

What is the point of 1 Xtra when literally all that BBC Radio 1 plays nowadays is Niggershit

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>was blair a good PM

The best user

Which fucking normie faggots chose radio 1?

I DON'T WANT TO BOMB PAKIS YOU STUPID FUCK
BECAUSE THEN THEY FEEL ACCORDINGLY OBLIGED TO COME TO OUR FUCKING COUNTRY
I WANT THEM TO STAY THERE AND BE LEFT ALONE WITH THEIR SHITTY SCHOOL OF THOUGH AND US TO BE LEFT WITH OUR OWN

GTFO PETER MANDELSON

checked

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Calm down Dad.

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>Under the last Labour government (1997-2010) an extra 3.6 million foreign migrants arrived, while one million British citizens left

Thatcher was a god you mong

jesus is that true

t. destroyer of the conservative working class

strawpoll.me/11731097

Lots of people here seem to be choosing radio 4, interesting

She was mixed.

Radio 4 u

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CORBINITES OUT NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS A /BLAIRITE/ BOARD

The radio is for lonely homemakers
I.e my wife and my mum both radio 4 I believe

strawpoll.me/11731097/
>brit/pol/ is full of lonely homemakers

Get out of here you dirty Blairite.
All New Labour supporters are retarded scum.

t. muslim cock loving piece of shit.
Fuck off and get a job that's not running a corner shop

Yes, 90s immigration was actually at acceptable levels. New Labour sent emissaries to third world countries and promised resettlement of their immigrants. Thatcher also left the government with the greatest fiscal surplus any government has ever had in Britain, and turned it into 2 trillion debt.

>no World Service option

Are you some kind of pleb

Kek

t. Professional Edgemaster

I'm gonna play the lottery.

Reply to my post by praising Kek. I will play by your post ID numbers. I need 4 more numbers to play.

Nobody on this board will die a virgin because Tony Blair has fucked us all.

Homemakers and NEETs lad

Not listening to smooth north east.

chekem

Some of us aren't virgins anyway.

>Enoch Powell

KEK He's long gone thrown out his party and ended up with parkinsons

While Blair (the legend) won landslide election after landslide election

Nice adaption of a Kurt Cobain quote fggt

He wasn't that bad.

>of whom is a student
Embarrassing.

should have put a "local radio" option

regards, proud north norfolk radio listener
youtube.com/watch?v=t5pI0U3Q2-E

Woops haven't got you on the block list yet

Need to correct that

TOPKEK!

I wonder who was sick in the head enough to make the Blair Pepe