Where can I buy some plutonium-239? Asking for a friend
Where can I buy some plutonium-239? Asking for a friend
That's literally the most controlled substance in the world.
Fuck u want that for?
just add one to 238 ;)
I have few kilos of copper off cuts if that helps.
Just asking for a friend that's all
I'll sell you some but I want like a million neopoints in return.
Hillary Clinton has some for sale.
At your local grocery store.... duh?
I know a guy. PM me.
Well you got one buddy
How do I go about... Uh... Getting getting some from her?
First step would to become a high ranking official for a government that is antagonistic towards the US.
Just go up to her and ask. Tell her to meet you behined a dumpster and she'll slang that shit for 30bux a gram- senpai
>Where can I buy some plutonium-239?
They are only found on Russian nuclear power plants. Only place on earth where you can get it.
Just ask Israel for some it's not that hard faggot
posting in a CIA thread
Oh, you have a lot of new friends all right.
I know a nuclear scientist who found testing plates at Cheenobyl She even smuggled it out. One had Pu.
here i got what u need
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H-helper bro... You're gonna get some srs cancer
I don't know how it works in the US, but here my local police station has always some in store.
Just go in and ask friendly if they have any.
>tfw only 80 nuclear warheads
Even if you got the plutonium masking a warhead is a pain in the ass, for real if you want to get a nuke go to the ship yards and beaches where Russia stored their navy shit since the collapse of the Soviet union.
These areas are unguarded, and several of the subs and cruisers have usable nuclear weapons that were never unloaded
Hell they found like 6 icbms recently in a sub that had actually been relatively thoroughly decommissioned
Safest way would be to mine it yourself, otherwise the government tracks all other radioactive materials. Hell if you buy to many smoke alarms you will most likely be on a watch list for the americium in them.
NSA CIA FBI please include me in your screencap
Surely you can find some at your local designated sharting mart?
You can just get radioactive material from smoke detectors
? i feel fine
Suprisingly we dont. We have americium in the fire alarms though.
bribe our soon to be SOS
It's easy, take one mountain, grind it into dust, spin it around a bit in a tube, done.
I have some left of an old secret nazi proyect of my ex neighbour Adolf.
I take PayPal and will deliver worldwide.