What are Italian women like?

What are Italian women like?
I'm an Italian in the south where pretty much everyone is Irish
I've never met another full Italian person outside of my family but I'd like to visit Sicily or NJ someday

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They're loud, obnoxious and get fat when they're older. Nigger tier jews.

I'm Italian and I live in fucking Utah.

I feel like a fish out of water

>I'm an Italian

Nice try rootless burger.

>tfw when no qt italian gf

I married one (live in NJ). There are so many in my state you get the full Spectrum. Not missing anything special that your predominately Irish sluts have / don't have.

>tfw my dad is tall white superior male but he had to breed with my Italian mother with dark red hair but i got lucky and got my father's brown hair but I still have inferior Italian genes from my mom

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Hairy, heavy, will cook for you all day, very caring

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I'm an actual Italian. It depends greatly from where they're from.
Northern Italy usually has the most good looking women, most of them are obsessed with clothing, mundane life and looks. Usually age well.

In the center it's a bit of a mixed bag, you can get anything really. The average woman is goodlooking though, and the regional diversity provides you with plenty of choices.

South on the other hand is pretty much shit: generally short, chubby brunettes, obsessed with family and traditions, with super strict families, especial in rural areas where you shouldn't even look the wrong way when her family is around. Also people from the south are usually loud, obnoxious and obsessed with the concept that southern Italy is awesome (it's not). It's not that there aren't good looking females in the south, or nice people, it's just that they're a bit more difficult to find and get. Depends all on what you're used to.

From what i've seen in the US the average Italian is simply not Italian, but a grotesque caricature of a stereotype from the 30s.

They aren't all heavy nor all cook. My wife doesn't know how to do shit. We eat out every day and I have niggers clean the house twice a month.

why the fuck would you want brown hair over red?

Our "Jersey Italian" culture is much more "Jersey" than "Italian" if that makes any sense. -Everyone- I meet thinks I'm Italian because of the way I look and the way I talk but I'm Mexican

FYI, Italian-Americans are better than Italians.
The internet and the teevee dumb usa ll down but with mcdonald burghers the price is always right

He watches too much fucking TV and he cucks himself to sleep every night watching niggers fuck Burnett.

Kek.

The average Italian-American looks like a sandnigger.

"Tanned" Italians don't exist, except maybe in Sicily during summer.

Nigga Sicilians ARE fucking sandniggers. There's towns named after Arab ones because the Arabs ruled the Island for a while.

I think the Italians in America are mostly Sicilians. But I wouldn't know because I've never seen an Italian person in my life(not joking, I'm from rural PNW).

>I've never met another full Italian person outside of my family but I'd like to visit Sicily or NJ someday

Une bande d'arabes dégoutants...

>Sicilians are sandniggers

Touché my friend, touché, cant' really argue with that, since it's the truth.

>South on the other hand is pretty much shit: generally short, chubby brunettes, obsessed with family and traditions, with super strict families, especial in rural areas where you shouldn't even look the wrong way when her family is around. Also people from the south are usually loud, obnoxious and obsessed with the concept that southern Italy is awesome (it's not). It's not that there aren't good looking females in the south, or nice people, it's just that they're a bit more difficult to find and get. Depends all on what you're used to.

German DNA vs Arab DNA...

>Nigga Sicilians ARE fucking sandniggers.

Merci...

Aren't most Italian Americans from Southern Italy?

Leur nez et leur laideur...

Jesus, it's you again.

This fucking autist is now gonna spam the thread with trannies. Fuck off. Quebec should be nuked.

Non, juste des arabes du sud de l'italie...

>tfw italian american but it all came from the north
>they try to group me in with these sicilians terrone just because of my last name

I think so.

Mainly in New Jersey and New York. They live in the same areas the Jews do.

jokes on you i like fatties

I feel you friend. It's really annoying when an ethnic minority (which exists specifically only in Sicily and Calabria) is how people view the """typical""" Italian.

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How common is this look in Central and Northern Italy?

Why don't you speak English?

I mean I can understand what you said now since it's similar to English, most of the time I can't.
This is an English board. We know you speak English, but you go full autism and only speak Quebec French.

>Not having a region specific last name
youre not fooling anyone russo

Doesn't exist.
Maybe a few people in Rome that have parents from the south.

Wtf what did Tuscant do to you? Their dialect is hilarious and they have fiorentina (not the football team, the steak).
Also Sardinia is pretty rural but a good place for holidays if you like the seaside (i don't but oh well...).

Have to agree on the rest though.

>We know you speak English, but you go full autism and only speak Quebec French

Je suis un fasciste nationaliste Québécois, Bubba...

New Yorker here. They are psuedo jews except less intelligent. Most are huge whores that feign conservatism but take nigger dick while wearing the cross around their neck. Many are really into their heritage but it only goes as far as "I'm Italian, we made pizza bitch!"

ITALIAN REFERENDUM THREAD

Alright fair enough.

I didn't know written French is so similar to English. I guess it gets much more complicated when you speak it.

>Have to agree on the rest though.

Bonne petite salope que tu es, Valentina...

this, so many muh heritage italian americans, but it dosnt mean anything too them and most of the times it was their great grandparents who where italian.

None of this is true stop spreading lies

Weird. All the Italians in Latin America came from the North.

Come l'Africa ha le scimmie, il Canada ha i francofoni.

Ma ti voglio bene lo stesso anche io, baldraccona.

Tabarnak...les singes ont le plus haut Q.I. au Canada, Gianluigi...

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>Many are really into their heritage but it only goes as far as "I'm Italian, we made pizza bitch!"
I'm on the West Coast and don't know shit about this but lmao why does this sound like it's so true

French in a nutshell

hard to understand, but easy to read even if u dont know the langue

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3:00, ce n'est pas une blague...