LEFTISTS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

LEFTISTS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

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>implying that's check mate
B4 x C3
C5 © A2 *notten personel ked*

>B4 x C3
If im reading the board right you think the bishop taking the queen somehow makes it not check mate

B4 x C3 = illegal

Go back to school.

>tfw i've never played chess before

Keep reading the rest of the notation leaf
I bet you strictly play 2d chess

white bishop taking queen is an illegal move dumbass

talk to their pawns who rule

docs.google.com/document/d/1vk5ru1s8U1k_kJwswh0lWVqIf9KxLalrRbrlA1LcdpU/edit

what the fuck are you talking about

>Board watched the God Emperor show us how to really play chess
>Still adheres to 2d chess rules
Kys my men

You've never played chess before have you?

>All of these fags who don't understand memes

I can understand not getting it the first time but this retard deserves to be made fun of since he's fresh off the boat from leddit:
haha fag

I thought he was playing 12D chess. She has lots of moves in 12D chess.

It is really the lizardmen/jews that are playing 12D. Trump won so that the liberal order would obliterate the election of 2020 allowing the 2010 gerrymandering to be undone and issuing in an age of globalist bliss.

I see what you did there but you did it so poorly you got nailed by the autists.

Should have read
>B4xC3 --> Zhwee to A2
"H-H-HES FAST"

It's because it's not funny fag, you're only entertaining your autistic ass.

Learn to read IDs fucking filthy ledditor. Or better yet just GO BACK

3d chess thread?

Lmao what a little autistic faggot
Welcome to Sup Forums kid

have you ever played before?

Hang yourself.

Implying I cared enough to look that far back.

>embarrassing yourself on chess

you should just kill yourself all these yous mean we hate you and you need to die, plz die k thx bai

No u

>Not even greentext

BACK
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Will not bother to explain chess rules...
CHECK MATE!!!!

I think you should go back only literal Off-The-Boat Newfags don't know it's supposed to be for quoting.

>Rosie is a stone cold (cont)

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Killery supporters really are retarded. You would think they at least try to learn something in their fake echo chamber schools.

Why do you even pretend to know what chess is your retarded faggit?

Its called an "absolute pin", a peice cannot move if it is interposing between the king and an otherwise checking piece.

You are all so fucking stupid

G8 © E0 ++

move the king off the board behind the other king? did i read that right?

I bet you wouldn't say it to their face. Tuff guy

Have a (you). You deserve it, champ

HOL UP HOL UP
HOL UP
HOW DO YOU EVEN GET TO THAT POSITION?
WHAT WOULD THE PREVIOUS 2 MOVES HAVE BEEN?
(black bishop must have blocked check from white bishop, but then white king would already have been in check)
THERE'S FOUL PLAY GOING ON HERE
I DEMAND A RECOUNT

where is this map from?

>tfw too dumb for chess

LISTEN GODDAMN IT
THE LAST MOVE OF THE GAME IS: WHITE QUEEN MOVING TO WHERE SHE IS
>SHE IS SIMULTANEOUSLY BLOCKING CHECK AND GIVING CHECKMATE
SO SECOND-TO-LAST MOVE IS: BLACK BISHOP MOVING TO WHERE HE IS AND GIVING CHECK
>BUT
BUT BLACK BISHOP COULD NOT HAVE MOVED IN SECOND-TO-LAST-MOVE, BECAUSE HE IS PINNED BY WHITE BISHOP
CONTRADICTION
WHITE CHEATED!!!

>WHITE CHEATED!!!

Fucking pin-point accuracy on that

SAY IT AIN'T SO MOTHERFUCKERS

IS THIS A SIGN OF WHAT'S TO COME?

WILL TRUMP'S TREACHERY AND VOTER FRAUD BE UNCOVERED?

wouldnt that put the black king in a threatened square of the white king?

White must have moved the queen from d2.

What the fuck is with the autistic cap locks?
What is with the liberal cunts not knowing how to play chess?

Get the fuck off Sup Forums you children

Nod ad argumend :-DDDD

OP is a faggot.

At least post a game that was actually played.

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It doesn't matter. The notation of the game was not given, therefore the result placed on the board is the only thing that matters.

Holy shit that's spicy

Bro.
first of all, I know how to play chess. 1v1 me faggot lichess.org/0PXq8cJX

second, I'm right about this position being impossible to reach. follow my logic in , it may take your sub-1500 mind a little while, but you'll reach the same conclusion.

third, I'm not a libtard you're a libtard

Also Donald started the game down a rook (pillar of the establishment).

>lichess.org/0PXq8cJX

Let's go

The romantic chess era had many of this kind of game. Most games ended pretty quickly.

>0-1
Not bad.

Which one of you played Black?

me

I think it could have happened.

>D4 to C3
>C1 to A3
>C3 to B4
>D2 to C3

checked

I know that feel.

You forgot to take into account the possibility that Black could've captured a White piece or pawn on b4. Ba5-xb4+ is possible.

But you didnt really win. it was anyones game. IDK why white stopped playing.

1. b4 a5 2. bxa5 Rxa5 3. c4 e5 4. h4 Qxh4 5. g4 Qxg4 6. f4 Qxf4 7. e4 Qxe4+ 8. Ne2 Qxc4 9. a4 Qxa4 10. Rxh7 Qxa1 11. Rxg7 Qxb1 12. Rxf7 Qb2 13. Bxb2 Rh5 14. Bh3 Bb4 15. Nf4 Nf6 16. Ne2 d6 17. Nc3 Bd7 18. Nb5 Rxb5 19. Rxd7 Nbxd7 20. Bxd7+ Kxd7 21. Qc2 Ba3 22. d3 e4 23. dxe4 Nxe4 24. Qxe4 b6 25. Qe3 Kc6 26. Qd2 Kc5 27. Bc1 Rd5 28. Bb2 c6 29. Bc1 Bb4 30. Bb2 Ra5 31. Ba3 Rb5 32. Qc3+
analysis.cpuchess.com/?fen=8/8/1ppp4/1rkr4/1b6/B1Q5/8/4K3 b - - 7 32&lmove=Qc3+
Possible with legal moves. (Did not care to see if possible without stupid moves!)

White could have played on but it seems like he resigned because he was a bishop down.

shit you're right.
well if that was the move order, white queen could have mated after D4 to C3, but yeah it is possible.
that too. my bad lads

MFW this newfag not knowing how to get into OPs chess position.

>played in chess club during middle school
>left after some months because the people were weird
>a majority of the people in that club turned into autistic neckbeards who were virgins well into their 20s

you did not miss out

yea false alarm
sorry chief I dun goofed

Is it really true? Does he really play the violin and know dem quantum mechanics?

You really should use simpler analogies when talking to Sup Forums.

>mfw Sup Forums makes better chess threads than /tg/

Also one more thing to OP: although in this case it does, more pieces does not necessarily mean a material advantage. The strength of the pieces also matters. 2 minor pieces for example is weaker than a queen. Might want to change "more pieces" to "more material advantage" or something.

In the chess community, we call him a patzer.

*quantum dynamics

"more pieces" to "more material"*

DAHNALD!
HAND OVER THE BISHOPS

>johnson with uno cards

What has black been doing this whole time

Waiting for white to improve his position.

>play in chess club when i was like 8
>get fools mated
>have to sit there as the entire club in the library comes over to witness the occasion
>never play again

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I'd simply use "piece advantage" vs "position advantage" since the game can be generalized in terms of balance and trade between the two.

Should've made her draw a 7 for her 5th card instead. Most people won't draw a 5th card if they already have 20 points, even if someone else already has blackjack. At least here you lose even more of your wager than you already would; you have to pay double your own bet, or if you're the dealer, double of everyone else's bet.

This is the most accurate depiction of the election I've ever seen

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>INB4 THE COPY PASTA
its stupid, people dont act like that

You mean Scholar's mate? I tricked quite a few patzers with that. Those were the days.

Or did you really lose in 2 moves?

I guess that works too.

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Well in that case have this (you) user, you deserve it you faggot

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AYO....HOL UP...SO YOU BE SAYIN' THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN CHESS?

Not a checkmate fucking idiots

>king in front of a retarded pawn structure

Only way this could have happened if Black was intentionally playing like a retard

Whose the faggot that made this?

>king can't move out of check
>none of Black's pieces can block the queen
>the bishop, the only piece in range to capture the queen, is pinned to the king so it can't even move away
It is a checkmate.

Nice attempt at a danke meme, but the problem is you still can't make that move, even in 3D meme chess.

The correct play would be the Black King teleporting ABOVE the White King.

youtube.com/watch?v=Pe9LsK8L4Jc

>Only way this could have happened if Black was intentionally playing like a retard
kind of like how hillary ran her campaign?

Based leaf

Kill yourself, pleb