>raised catholic
>sexually abused another kid in 3rd grade
>piss poor performance during my school years
>quit sports
>played WoW to cope
> smoked crack
> sucked my own pecker
> degenerate 25 year old NEET
> Lost all motivation in life
> spend my whole time inside parents house withering away
am I fucked do I have a chance?
>sucked my own pecker
how did you do this
Pretty much yeah
>sucked my own pecker
well that's what this thread is about now
Did you at least get out and vote for Trump? If so, then your life hasn't been COMPLETELY useless.
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yeah you're fucked
why haven't you killed yourself yet? not saying that to be edgy, if I was you I would've killed myself before 20
>tfw to smart to suck my willy
did you at least git gud in WoW
>sexually abused another kid in 3rd grade
why, were you abused too?
The past is the past desu senpai. Tomorrow is the day you'll go for a walk and see the world in a different light. If not, theres always tomorrow.
Stretching and having a cock thats about 20cm.
I could definately suck my own cock but I'm not messed up.
expected OP to be a leaf
Kek shall forgive you if you ask for forgiveness.
Check'd
what kind of stretches
greentext pleas OP
at least 2 paragraphs
use lots of thesaurus.
Serious question why not just KILL your self?
Kek
>sexually abused another kid in 3rd grade
You did what now?
> sucked my own pecker
Pics or GTFO
>i managed to suck the tip of my this is now a share your tries of sucking your own pecker thread.
It's really fucked that you abused another kid since you probably never suffered any serious consequences. Then again your life sounds pretty shit tier so I guess that's enough.
>you don't realize you're 90% of Sup Forums
Let's be honest here. Who hasn't sucked their own pecker?
Your only hope is your parents breaking up.
Seriously, I was a 26 year old NEET when my parent's marriage imploded and it was such a horrible thing to live through it scared me straight. I moved out and went back to school.
Living under the roof of a dysfunctional couple is way, way worse as an adult than it is a kid.
A FUCKING LEAF
I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries
to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about
2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek
Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot
tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my
dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of
Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I
played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In
high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of
evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during
the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with
my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper
because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age
five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about
age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each
other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an
oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched
dicks to each other's assholes.
For real the TempleOS dev posts here?
it gets worse the more you stay in your parents house. Gather your last pennies and clean your image. Haircut, clothes, etc. Then don't you dare stop trying to land a job.
No. He used to post to double chan a lot. Used to be a ton of shitposting about him on Sup Forums
This phaggot thinks he's William S. Burroughs or something.
Author is fullblown literal schizo genius like John Nash but for computers. No bully.
Ahhh yes, scattered depictions of degeneracy and buttsex, the hallmarks of an accomplished writer.
>why haven't you killed yourself yet?
because he can suck his own cock. his life is pretty complete when you think about it.
i've smoked crack once, it was a low time in my life
I LOVE YOU TERRY
TELL ME ABOUT SUCKING YOUR OWN COCK. HOW DOES IT TASTE?
Praise Kek!
You've got to do some serious repenting right now, kiddo. Get on your knees and beg, and go start dishing out bowls of soup to the poor tomorrow.
its never too late to repent.
God is pretty merciful dude.
that's pretty much nothing compared to some of the shit he's forgiven.
pretty big...for you
>will I burn for my actions here on earth
No. Heaven, Hell, God, Satan - it's all imaginary.
But you managed to make your reality and environment into living Hell. So burn now in your own personal damnation or kys so you can embrace the perpetual void.
OP is a Faggot Profligate and must burn in Hell
Your only redemptions are to either A) Join the Military B) Kill Yourself, or C) Kill Yourself
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>sucked my own pecker
I don't see anything about NOT sucking your own pecker in the bible, just masturbation.
You do, friend.
Seek therapy, do your best to better yourself and stay with the Catholic church.
I'll pray for you,