Lol

lol

just lol

checked

>hurr Sup Forums is a christian board!!
>y-yeah b-but w-we should l-let gays l-live h-heh

Do you realize that Leviticus is a jewish book?

Homosexuality did not exist as a term until 1885. How does the Bible say that term at least 1885 years before it existed? What were they talking about? Sodomy? Why doesn't it say sodomy? Did you know there are NO Levitical priests left? That Leviticus was written for Israelite priests (the Israelis of today are NOT Israelites) and NOT for lay people? Oh you didn't? Did you know that even back then, nobody was prosecuted for this? The word they used had nothing to do with our understanding of what is "gay". What is a born eunuch of his mother's womb? Roman Centurion's slave boy. Ethiopian eunuch. David and Jonathan. Plato. Be fruitful and multiply? The good is preferable to any intimate relationship. Here's what I don't understand. Corinthians. Arsenokoitai and malakoi have nothing to do with homosex. Pagan temple prostitution? More than likely. A shitty lay--like, a lazy man? More than likely. Sodomy means to be a rapist. To rape angels. In Genesis when Eve consented to the serpent (maybe she was raped because that's what fallen angels do; they rape only women; but probably not); she fell and then passed this to Adam. So why do you remain a clamdigger? There is a homosexual gene. You are NOT Christian. The rainbow is a sign of the Covenant. There are a lot of fake artists out there even in religion. The army of 144,000 in Revelations will be male virgins of ONLY women. St Paul was unwed. Christ said not everybody needs to marry. Men are to marry Christ. Look up "Platonic Complementarity" and see how your Platonic readings had you believe that Adam was a tranny and that by marrying a woman you now grow a vagina. That is fucked. Surrogates are also Biblical. You're retarded. You're a priest for the NON-Judean Synagogue of Satan. Christ said Gentiles will trample Jerusalem. You want the ungodly third temple and Armageddon. Women=problems. Enjoy lilith. I don't ever want to see your cancerous shitposts ever again

that was quite an episode
I hope you just copypasted that drivel

Nope. All in the computer I call my brain. A lifetime of fighting your shit. Even the dictionaries get lied about all the time! I have almost zero spiritual problems. I despise capitalism and weapons. Being TRULY Christian is difficult. You wouldn't be able to tell me how it's drivel or how you're not a Kabbalist. Judea and Israel will reunite but 90% of them are Hungarians right now calling themselves Israelis. They were supposed to wait under the nations. They are not israelites. Only hetero people get snared by the serpent's wiles. Fallen angels cannot rape me. I don't have long hair. I have not crushed my balls. They raped from probably the first woman and then YOU GUYS fucked us. And you fucked us again and called it sodomy. These terms change all the time and basically. Go fuck yourselves

Anything Jews say is bad it automatically good.

amazing

Wew

Yeah pretty much. The real ones practically don't exist. Their rules fetishes were fulfilled by Christ's blood. By God's blood!!!!!!! Difference is given by God. And pedos were kicked out and they have a fucked up possessed sense of man made time. Some heteros are pedos. So even if they were all authentic I still have my first fruit walk with Christ

So you've been left speechless. Quite the debate

he never said it wasn't.

>when you post something truly abhorrent

No. He put one post and let it speak for itself without adding diddly fuck all else

Not my problem. You are magicians who took over an empire and called yourselves Jews

Shitpost of the day is awarded to (You)

time to get off the internet

>Shrimp
>Mixed fabrics
>"I can selectively choose which parts of the Old Testament apply because muh Jesus"

But magic isn't real.

You've either prepared extensively, have some kind of severe developmental issue, or are literally insane.

>neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee

Why did they cover themselves right after their fall? Painful childbirth as a curse thereafter? The fact nobody procreated until Eve's massive fuck up? Without her fuck up Christ wouldn't have been prophesied to come however. But He was Immaculate. Why is it written they "knew" themselves afterward? The apple was some kind of sex with the devil. Adam then layed Eve and you think you're special thereafter. You're not. It's the only command you follow. And you even misinterpreted that one! I will defend myself however I see fit! She fucked something she wasn't supposed to. Adam fucked her. Now we have the illuminati. Congratulations

"What drugs is this guy on? Or what fucking drugs does he NEED to BE on?" is something I should have included in my last post.

Biggest lie Satan ever told was that he doesn't exist

It's like talking to a fucking cylon hybrid, only a faggot and obsessed with blood and eve and jesus and vaginas.

How's that timecube working out for you?

Paul wasn't unwed. He was a member of the Sanhedrin and that required a man to be married. There is also no reference to any angels being female. Pls go fuck off with ur rhetorical questions and YouTube conspiracy theology.

I really hope you're just leafposting because otherwise you definitely have some severe mental illness

I will push back your number one obsessions of the male gender that is nitpicking on my life with lies and projections. You want to put your dick inside black uterine lining you go right ahead

I never said angels were female. I said only women get raped by fallen ones. I said to enjoy lilith. I dont know what is lilith but i dont get wet dreams. Maybe you do. She probably raped you in your sleep. Fuck the sanhedrin. In CHRISTIANITY St Paul is taught to not have been wed after his conversion. All fallen angels are males. I am left alone by all these spiritual maggots. I wear the armour of Christ
Not an argument. A fanciful secular zionist psuedo science built on a foundation of torture and lies

>because it says to kill faggots in the bible

LOL LMAO

hahahahaha, oh fuck, that's priceless.

>SHE is insane.

You're a female, aren't you, and you're off your meds after clinton lost, right?

I'm not trying to make an argument you meme-spouting retard, I'm telling you as a well-adjusted person reading your comments that you have some serious mental illness and you should see someone about it right away before you go completely off the deep end.

did u ever notice that the first question in the bible was asked by satan

Nope. Just that I have testicles and you go shoe shopping. Bow to 4.5 billion Eves. And slap end zone ass in football. Dick threads are always way more popular than naked women threads. I know that the most fucked up people male or female are homophobes. Homophobes are may gay than I am. But I'm not a little bitch liar and closet case :D

Well it is true, just look at these fags that rape little boys.

I don't give a shit what makes you uncomfortable. The right wing is not biblical. You do not follow the golden rule. Coming at me with your zionist misdiagnoses of cock and balls and your random pronouncements of nothing; mean fuck all to me. I will determine my own truth as that is all that is required and I don't give one gram of guano who doesn't like it. All churches are corrupted now. Thanks to "men" like you. Talk to me about specifics. Not your scientology

Yep.

>leaf
>trans
>saying insane shit on Sup Forums

So, the usual then...

GET THE FUCK OUT. NOW. OUT OUT OUT!

Putin?

Are you gay?
Is it okay to fap?

Get help

Trans? Did somebody destroy your circle jerk? Here comes the brojob. Fucken pathetic. Go get your tooth job from your fornication and discuss the bachelor in your cuckshed with some kind of vaginal growing Platonic starfish. You can marry. So can I. In the Bible it is a sin for any of us to tell anybody to not wed. Do you even have a relationship with Christ?

Yes. No.
Fuck off Oprah. Go vote in some antichrists

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I will say that if you are Christian you can be a good person and do things like blood transfusions or fap though. But don't ignore forgiveness and redemption and start fucking everything that moves outside of marriage though. The proscriptions against onanism are more of a pharisee thing

Every piece of evidence points to fags being an abominations. They can't reproduce. Their sexual actions are degenerate, and they prey of children. There is nothing positive about faggots and they serve no purpose in our societies.

Surrogacy. Kiss of Putin.

Well I'm a pretty new Christian, and I am also strongly attracted to men as opposed to women, and I've heard a bunch of different stuff about homosexuality and gay marriage being okay, and an equal amount of it not being okay from other Christians. It's left me confused.
And on the fapping, I've cut back on it but it's hard to quit entirely

>this entire thread

Every awoken person agrees with me.
These degenerates should not be permitted to exist in our societies. Nothing good comes from the mentally ill degenerates. Nothing but sick actions.
They are sick animals.

You are Blessed. We are to divide the scriptures. Not add. Not delete. But divide. Christ is showing you how to live properly because you focus on youself. Remember the logs and the splinters. Do you know of member berries? In Ecclesiastes I thinn it was. It says to not get hung up on the days of yore. That's all that the fascists ever do. Check out a site called gaychristian101. For 300 years after Christ's death His followers sold their shoes and lived in caves. Then Plato came along and said Adam used to be three distinct sexually binary entities before God split him down the middle and created Eve. So that when you marry a woman you do this to become a tranny again. Where is the rib in all this? Nobody knows. So that was authentic. Now what do men do? They buy shoes with their wives and think I'm the abomination. Capitalist scum

If i showed you scat porn or gay porn i guarantee you you will get a boner before the same stimulates a confident men. Or before your gross garbage would give me a stiffy. I blew you out. That putin faggot hates us but he is on camera being a pedo. Go eat some hamburgers

If you're confused, start reading the Bible which contains things God has said. It turns out that there are a lot of liars everywhere in life, including Church. If you read the whole thing, you'll get a pretty consistent view, and homosexual acts are definitely wrong. (Temptations are another thing; everyone has temptations for various things, and we must resist them.) Good to hear about the progress, keep it up!

You don't know what words mean. We are not under those stupid lobster rules and never were. Either be a rapist or open up yourself to the wiles of women and the rapes they have or put on themselves. Are male prisoners who rape, rapists, faggots, or sodomites? Hrm?

What did Christ say was the sin of sodom? Penisbum? Nnnnoooooooope

>40 minutes later the faggot is still going off the deep end
amazing

There's so much wrong with this image... First of all, your bad list contains a number of customary laws, only the sodomy one on your list is something God actually gets angry at.

Second, God is fully against rape and child abuse. Rape carries the death penalty. Prejudice is discouraged (fairness of judging), slavery has limits placed on it, so it doesn't last more than 7 years. Your "misogyny" quote is just Paul saying that in his church, *he* doesn't let women have authority. Meh.

Why not? Why should I let you masturbate collectively to lies? You are not presently in receipt of the Holy Spirit. Deal. Just deal with it and ask me if I care. If I have any of you thinking twice I have done my job. I have a bit of free time. I aint running away today. These are the purposes of this board and it feels great. I have been shown quite a few times that this is my purpose. Just like yours. We all have work to do but I don't go into threads and talk like you guys tend to

Thanks for the link, I'll read into it. And I agree that capitalism is completely soulless. I keep telling all the people that want to get me stuff for Christmas and my birthday that I don't want anything. I have enough useless stuff and don't want more.

I've finished reading the New Testament, Psalms, proverbs, and genesis so far. I found this kind of remarkable considering I really hated reading beforehand

ITT

You're probably working off a dipshit's definition of what "is" sodomy. The Bible doesn't condone rape. If the victim cries out then they are being raped. If they are silent or don't protest, then the Biblical things on that get followed as having happened. Vaginas don't make you spiritual

A rare gem in an ocean of feces. May you and yours be kept and loved and peaceful and safe

you're just a fag unable to reconcile yourself with a religion and the majority of people who loathe you
get help

The men who you say would be loathed. The centurion. The ehiopian i already mentioned but you ignore because you are a goldfish. All were thought to be hated for these very reasons you say i should be. But Christ ended up blessing them all. David and Jonathan said they loved eachother more than any other person OR WOMAN in their lives. Muh centurion slave boy wasn't sexual at all! That was his "son"! That's why he didn't want Christ in his house. Because having a sick "son" is so shameful right. Wrong. Some man I can't remember even lay his head on Christ's bosom. Logs. Splinters. Do your job better. Nobody knows anything about you. Christ hated this. You come in here and shit on me and i'm making a really detailed case and you just write me off. I can ALMOST guarantee you I walk closer to Him than do you. Start praying

It's pretty hard to take anything in the Old Testament seriously tbphwy

I tried to debate with a faggot on why faggotry was such an abomination. He really found it difficult to grasp what I was saying so I broke it down for him this way

>If the world were divided into three islands, a straight island, a faggot island and a dyke island with no movement allowed between them, which of the three wouldn't die off and could continue, in theory, for an indefinite amount of time?

What was his response?

>"Well we could just ship some lesbians to the gay island and some gays to the lesbian island"

Four fucking times he said this and four fucking times I told him it was a hypothetical situation with no movement allowed between the islands. What was his response after that? I was a homophobic bigot.

Enjoy your AIDS and your one way ticket to Hell, faggot.

Thanks m8, same to you
Can I get your opinion on gay marriage/sex, too?

Nothing in Yaweh's book about pedosexuality.

You're attracted to who you are attracted to. Christ says in the bible that the most important command is to treat others how you wish to be treated. That's really all you need to know. Just don't be a douche basically. It's not hard.

That's a faggy modern version, user. Here's the real version (KJV):

Leviticus 18:22
“Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.”

Hi Charlie. Surrogacy. Science is working on "male eggs". Google it. Also I don't believe in numerology but none of you haters are getting good omens in your post numbers. Unlike the authentic men in here
It's all in here my brother. I advise you marry. Stay on path you are. And don't fornicate. It's simple. Surrogacy is a medicine like alcohol but it gets quite confusing with all the gametes involved. No fertile eggs should be destroyed in the process and you should have your children also know their surrogate. But infertile couples have access to this. Life is about shitting on the people who make you question yourself. So don't worry about the mystical powers of menstruation. There aren't any. Just like penises don't hold the keys to life all in themselves like these guys think and thought. I don't like Plato. I don't like getting close with this shit. And i hurt nobody

All leafs, this thread is dead.

What's your point with this hypothetical situation, given that it's never going to actualize?

That's quite the mental gymnastics you have to do to try to make sense of things. It's clear when you read the gospels that Jesus was interested in "repentance for the forgiveness of sins". I.e. people who turn away from their sinfulness. The Bible speaks against homosexual acts in so many different ways (even in different languages!) that one must stretch beyond credulity to think that God doesn't mind it. (Again, we all have temptation, but we shouldn't dwell on it, and push it away instead.)

What's the point of such deceptive stretching? You might fool some humans so that they accept sinful behavior, but you stand no chance of fooling God himself. I can only guess that there is some sense in which you don't really believe in God.

From Concordant LITERAL version. Read this carefully. And I mean carefully. Also how do any of these translation arguments erase all the other things I said in that post or otherwise? They don't. "With a male you shall not lie as bedding with a woman. This is an abhorrence."
>as bedding
>with a woman
There's no woman in the bedding when I sleep with men...

Just don't fornicate and keep it inside marriage. Or marry only Christ
See
And why do you keep saying homosexuality when FUCKING FREUD OF ALL PEOPLE INVENTED THAT TERM. IS FREUD IN THE BIBLE?

This

homosexuality is actually an unhealthy behavior. homosexuals are marred with physical and psychological issues which are buried in the media due to political agenda. my gay uncle even died from aids. it was a horrible sight. they even fired a doctor because he published the health risks of homosexuality.

so once again the word of God is correct, yet people want to challenge it and find out the hard way what he was warning about

Uh, all the words we're using are english, and there is *no* english in the Bible. To be frank, translating the greek word "arsenokoitai" as homosexual is very generous. I'm sure you can figure out the literal translation. And in hebrew, they use euphemisms. You kindof sound a bit crazy and desperate, so try to be a bit more reasonable.

As for what Jesus says about Sodom: Sodom had more than a few sins. Most commonly, homosexuality is the one mentioned in the Bible, but Jesus mentions a more fundamental root problem. How does that negate the other places which condemn the homosexuality?

And moreover, God is in general anti-hedonism, so it is not surprising that homosexuality is hated by him, since the two are so well correlated.

Cancer and HIV were created in labs and have nothing to do with gay flight attendants and monkeys. Do you believe in evolution and the round earth? I already mentioned Charlie Sheen's 700 women. Inb4 two posisble traps gave him aids. White fags don't really need to worry about it. Am I a whore? No. Is there not zika and super gonorrhea? Does male to female oral sex not give you throat cancer? Let me walk with my Saviour on my own and figure out my own life. I would never tell you to not wed or that you're a fuck up. Even though you do both to me and the first one is a sin and the second only you did and I did not if I stay on my present path

Show me from the Concordant Literal what Christ said was the sin of Sodom. Verbatim. Go ahead. What do you mean generous? Euphemisms? Jews? You're an amateur. Maybe 98% of what I've said in here is more correct than your rabbinical doctrine. I do the home church of the Acts of the Apostles. You go to pagan "rock" buildings with osiris penises on their spires. The rock and the bride are His followers not Peter or a building. Do you like guns as a righty? Why don't you go off on them? Some of you actually think Christ said to carry up swords! What it actually says is. Live by sword die by sword. You don't understand any of this shit. You eat doughnuts and don't do your own PROPER research. I have researched all these terms and the Biblical languages and the modern dictionaries. You have done no such thing

Th-thanks Cpt Obvious

Too many fake non Jews on this board. Absolute garbage Christians

im not impressed by ur flurry of different topics. sorry but when you mix shit semen blood and chemical lubricants something nasty is bound to happen. its amazing what insane conspiracy theories people come up with in order to ignore the consequences of their own blatant disgusting behavior

I tell you what, its astonishing how much you have looked into this. The bible in itself is my source material. Where do you get all of this? I'm impressed at whatever that is.

Ok Mordechai. You spoke all knowing bullshit. I stuck to your topic. Blew you out. Lubricants? You're obsessed. Where did I say anything about mixing any of that? I did not. You mix nothing eh. Are you married and never fornicated? Do you have a kid for every time you had sex in marriage? No? Why not? Nowhere is it written that you must marry. That you must marry the opposite gender. That men cannot marry Christ. Also a man. Or that you have any clue what you're talking about. You latch onto the one meaningless turd of special snowflake syndrome that you have left in order to feel better than me. You aint shit bud. There is something dangerous and hidden about clamdiggers that FUCKED US every time but you honestly think that Adam was a man-woman and that by marrying only a woman you can ignore her weaknesses and our falls and become anything more than just a simple and confused sinner. How's your MGTOW thread going? You're simply wrong on everything you say. You wanna be straight and Christian and have a wife AND NOT FORGET ALSO TO MARRY CHRIST SOMEHOW IN ALL THAT? You go ahead. If I wanna marry and more easily remember who fell and how and why. AND TO ALSO MARRY CHRIST. Then I feel that is fine. I do not have acidic green crab blood. God made me too! I didn't choose this nor would I ever. You did not also. All the divorce and fornication. You're liars! Pagans! But you have sex with Plato vagina and gang rape non fallen angels so it all becomes my problem. Because penis

Thanks. Many many many many hours of grief and studying the dictionaries. For example. Eunuch has many possible definitions today. How many would believe my interpretation that it is "a man who casts himself overboard to protect the marriage beds"? Not very many. But it's there. As the last lied about definition there is. All the others focus on muh balls. No matter how people's ugly genitals they were born with. Eunuchs were very important and had a role. They were probably gay. I should also mention centurions were forbade marriage so how was that boy his "son"? He wasn't. Not only were the ethiopian and the centurion blessed GREATER THAN ALL OF THE ISRAELITES but they were definitely blessed for their faith. Were david and jonathan just "friends"? Lol probably not. My other materials are all online and that "gaychristian101" site I mentioned

homos were useless for ancient warfare, who would have guessed?

its no wonder muslims hate them even more than christians do.

Alexander the Great. Hitler. Lincoln. All halves of fags or more. Muslims are tools of these Saturnalian sabbateans. Although God said of their decendants of their Abrahamic surrogacy that they would be a strong nation. Unlike the fake non Jews. Do you have a 13 year old wife? If gays become good friends with or love their fellow soldiers how is that not a damsel story? They'd kill even harder for you. But thou shalt not kill. If your wife was fighting alongside you wouldn't you fight even harder?

It is, tell my why not

>the 89 posts before yours

again nice try at changing the subject. but homosexuality has been scientifically proven to be extremely unhealthy and even deadly as i watched my uncle wither away and die from aids. the only reason people would think otherwise is due to massive propaganda efforts for purely political purposes. this defeats the marriage equality argument because it promotes a behavior which is more unhealthy than smoking, homosexuals live an average of 20 years less than heterosexuals and suffer from a far greater ratio of disease than heterosexuals, particularly married couples.
the issue is not so much is homosexuality bad for you, which it is, but the fact that our media and government is promoting it so vigorously. that is the true travesty

Friendly reminder that I kind of love you

>Alexander the Great. Hitler. Lincoln. All halves of fags or more.

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Logs and splinters. Logs and splinters. If adam was eve and eve was adam or another adam. And adam fell and fucked over eve or the other hypothetical adam. I would not be gay. Or i'd be straight and suffering to defend myself. Stop turning away the stranger and the sojourner! I am no stranger! But you did all this. Charlie caught it. You're nothing to me. Your soul is. But mine is nothing for you! Even then you still think you're immun and special. I heard you the first 85 times. You are not my God. You are not endowed with the Holy Spirit. You are NOT Christlike. Far from it. You know those circumcision threads how a lot of guys love them but say to worry about your own penis? Why not worry about your own fucken penis in the here and now? Stop talking to me and go spend your time reading all the things I have. In the manners in which I have
That's very nice of you. I love you too kiddo

>yo let me sit in this room and make fun of this retard
>doesnt realize the irony

And another thing. If i live 20 years shorter? Guess what my reply is to that?
>GOOD!

How devout are you?

Too devout to date a non-believer?