Be honest, if the situation between Alex and Cenk got physical we all know Cenk would've wiped the floor with Jones

Be honest, if the situation between Alex and Cenk got physical we all know Cenk would've wiped the floor with Jones

*leans into mic*
Wrong.

fpbp

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kek that caption

But seriously, Turks usually scatter when Daddy comes home.

>the humble water filter salesman enjoys a triple filtered glass of fluoride free freedom water.

cenk wouldn't just win, he would want genocide
It's in his genes

>implying Cenk wouldn't beat that filter shill over the head with a Big Berkey

Alex ftw obviously

with all the Super Male Vitality and DNA Force coursing through his veins, Alex would have ended Chunk with one hit

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Bullshit. This is why nobody takes Austrailian posters seriously.

All the super male vitality is going to kick cenk's ass back o turkey.

As someone with first hand experience, I can assure you that turkroaches are TERRIBLE fighters. It's hilarious how bad they are.

>Bill Hicks

More Alex memes pls

lmao!

Now Alex Jones audience will plummet and The Young Turks will rise. Alex Jones is now a government shill, while us liberals can go back to shitting on the government like how it was during the Bush years and liberal media saw its ratings rise.

no. Alex may be out of shape now, but he used to be jacked and he is also crazy

Tfw even liberal sites are saying trump will actually be a great president

*ironic post about super male vitality*

*later kills self*

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Had a manager during my college years that looked like a younger Cenk. Except his nose was fucking tiny and his jaw deeper. Fucker had to be 6'8" but he couldn't lift shit without looking like his heart exploded.

Sheer height doesn't mean shit if you can't apply it properly. Besides, Alex Jones has fought gay goblin frogs and shit.

I don't think so op, alex is muscle fat. Cenk only has down syndrome strength

Right, the video of the TYT going ballistic over the Trump victory has more views than every one of the their videos posted this year combined.
They are done, no one likes to watch losers.

You're wrong. Alex Jones has stated that he took on 10 football players and whooped their asses.

Cenk would probably go for a headbutt or sucker punch, and Alex Jones would immediately assume a Peek-a-boo stance and land a crisp right hook on Cenk's chin.

Cenk, being a Turk, simply cannot take a punch from a White man with the incredible vitality of Alex Jones. He would bend to a knee, and then Alex Jones would proceed to land another vicious uppercut and knock Cenk completely out cold. At this point, Cenk Uygur's pathetic cuckold and female cohosts would start running, while Alex Jones deliberates on whether or not to end Cenk Uygur's pathetic shill Turkroach existence.

i think they found out by how they feel about things that trump was long time democrat before all the sjw crap hit the fan lol not that they would really look into it much or google it at all.

This. Alex still lifts. Also never fuck with crazy because it wont be a boxing match.

We can see here that Alex Jones is in a confident, ready stance, while Cenk has to project a faux desperate masculinity with his stupid facial expression. It is pretty obvious how this fight would go - crushing

Alex Jones probably trained wrestling in high school, and is friends with Brazilian Jiu Jitsu blackbelts like Joe Rogan and MMA elite fighters like Tim Kennedy. It doesn't matter where the fight would go, Cenk is a weak, glass chin Turk.

WE TALK ABOUT SAUDI ARABIA ALL THE TIME!

Just because Cenk yelled really loud doesn't mean he's tough. Alex never backed down and remained confident throughout the encounter. That is the confidence one exudes when they know they can systematically destroy an angry manbaby with sheer technique and enough super male vitality to make an elephant fight the globalists.

IT'S RAPE! IT SAYS RAPE!

Is the fight a fair fight with rules or a fight to the death?

Texan vs Turk?


Texan.