Took 23andme test

>took 23andme test
>55% african, 37% european, 4% native american, >3% neanderthal, not even anywhere close to black

1. am i an nigger?
2. if so, how do i use my newfound niggerdom to my advantage in order to make the regressive left eat itself?

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post hand

>not even anywhere close to black

% neanderthal
>t. cave beast

youtube.com/watch?v=bIOZf61gW3w

please no bully i just have really thick wrists

55% african, 100% nigger

No you're just fat as fuck

Post actual 23andme results picture

There is no way you're 55% black.

55% North African?

>large wrist
>sausage fingers
We all know you are 250 lbs

def half breed. no worries dude. only stormfags give that much of a shit.

>55% african
North African.

They're Caucasoid with a lot of Neanderthal admixture.

african or sub Saharan african?

I don't think he could be stupid enough to not know the difference between sub saharan and north africa.

post face nigger, at least partial

fuck up skeletor
yes are they white
no i'm 260 pounds but 178 of that is lean mass so i get a free pass by virtue of powerlifting

some people think the Egyptians were coons

Americans err on the stupid side of "whites"

You really only have to seen the nose and mouth. Unless he's Asian.

Some people think Mozart/Shakespeare/Einstein are coons

Post body

Master race reporting in

no i'm ashamed of my mantits

>0.6% Ashkenazi

Oy Vey!

Jew, Asian and Italian.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-drop_rule

>newfound niggerdom
>50 percent african
you've been lying to yourself for far too long. time to go to Soon.

Oh vey

That hand was made thick by picking up cotton with bristles for decades. Nice genes.

>99.6

So close user, so close

Ok tgen. Post arms, legs, back.
If you are 178 lean mass then you must have a good amount of definition in those areas

Jew, Balkan-Turkroach, Italian-Moor

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-drop_rule

>less than 1% ashenkazi
Fuck off kike

who anglo here

Here's my AncestryDNA

>100% European

Ya'll niggas mad at science now

Wow. My first black neanderthal friend

Wait, is "african" codeword for "moor/semite" or what?

check people's flags before you say such silly things

>still having

they didnt actually enslave jews

>that feel when I try to get Hanukkah AND Christmas off and it works

Not you, Dago.

23andme likes to pretend everybody is a nigger. I think their samples or their algorithm is fucked. Do an Ancestry test.

>t. Taco Bowl

23andme gives me 0.1 ashkenazi, but JTest(tests your raw data against known jewish populations) gives me around 10% sephardic

I don't know who is right

Ancestry said I was nigger

Ashkenazi and Sephardic is very different.

Its like Slav nigger vs Sand Nigger.

Yeah that's why I'm confused, the other groups match up minus variation in percentages, but the ashkenazi/sephardic switch in both population and percentage is weird

Do you have a known Jewish ancestor?

Is your family from the middle east/turkey or possibly Latin America?

it depends on their sample populations is why. these tests compare your dna vs the dna of samples from certain parts of the world, like 23andme uses 31 sample populations at the moment

And known family history was predicting Irish-Italian, so it's at least a little correct

WHERE MY POTATO/SPAGHETTI BROTHERS AT?

see

Potato here

BUT DO YOU SPAGHETT?!

MY BROTHER REGARDLESS

That's weird.

Those ancestry sites are pseudo science.

A little spaghetti

While Egyptians did own slaves, there's no historical evidence that they enslaved Jews.

>inb4 muh Exodus
Exodus slavery was probably just an allegory for the Jewish people while in Babylonian captivity faggot.

Sup fellow non white

Lol since I'm part Middle Eastern, you're getting beheaded, leaf.

BROTHER

WE MAFIA NOW

WHO ELSE?!

WE WUZ GANGSTAZ

Asian, how suiting for Canada.

I have 0 Slav genes. All of them are meme genes like Celtic and Illyrian. I regret doing the test.

Also you're hiding 0.1%

Don't race mix kids.

He wishes he was chink

>Giving the government your full DNA profile
Is Sup Forums retarded?

Damn gook

>people unironically doing this and giving their genetic info away for databasing

They already have it.

>0.6% ashkenazi
>Evropean

ONE DROP RULE

It's Asian and unassigned

Shut up, Texas

Yeahs theirs a lot of pure breed Asians like me in canada

NORTH AFRICAN OR SUBSAHARAN?
THIS IS IMPORTANT

how accurate is this..

disgustingly cheap.

Fuck off, Malaysia.

It is cheap bc they jew with your genetics.

i wanna post my legs because they're what i work on most but all i can offer at the moment is me autistically flexing my traps while trying to take a selfie and then cropping my mantits out but at the same time the crop made an optical illusion that kinda makes it look like i have a jessica rabbit sized bust pointing sideways

end my nigger life

it said north does that mean im a sandnigger

that's mostly normal. weird you have none at all (I'm albanian and had 0.7% slavic) but pretty much everyone in the balkans are the same people with different cultures

is it North Africa? then it really isn't Negroid

It's probably useful if you've never met your parents or grandparents and know nothing about where your ancestors came from.

if you do know your parents, then they'll probably be able to explain more than 23andme can

I want to take my 23 and me but it's fucking $250

It means you're Colonel Gaddafi

lol wtf is this

You're completely full of shit. Post a screen shot of your results.

Except it isn't.

that's 99 bucks in real world money

1. Yes
2. Get free college for being nigger or get shot by a cop, that's pretty much your black privilege right there.

Ancestry DNA is $70 right now

your body looks weird.

also, being african doesn't mean you're a nigger, bc you can be North african

He just said African, could be North African, probably Morocco or something with those racial stats.

Can I get free college for being part African? Goddamn that would be funny as fuck

shekels you say?

Yeah I'm apparently part North African.

I would consider doing that instead. But I heard 23 and me is the most accurate...

Check the website dude

This.

Fucking nigger vermin.

Did any1 here use ancestryDNA test, fellow bongs?

thinking between 23and me and ancestry.co.uk

Underrated post.