>Six people have died and five others remained on life support after a rare condition known as "thunderstorm asthma" struck Melbourne, Australia, officials said Sunday.
>Monday's storm caused rain-sodden ryegrass pollen grains to explode and disperse over the city, with tiny pollen particles penetrating deep into lungs. About a third of patients who suffered asthma attacks Monday reported never having had asthma before.
Its not that bad. Only meed to watch out for funnel web, death adders and brown snakes.
James Howard
>Melbourne
Adam Bailey
>a rare form of asthma wtf im asthmatic, i didnt know there were other "rare" forms of it
Oliver Jackson
I survived the storm ama
Daniel Harris
>Melbourne Yeah they are pussies though
Landon Powell
i heard you were a pussy yeh?
Robert Murphy
I've heard Koalas will rip your face off if you try and cuddle them.
Zachary Wright
No shit, try cuddling a raccoon
Evan Thompson
Nice numbers btw
Brandon Fisher
Are you a big guy?
Ryder Diaz
they have sharp claws like the goanna, they can think youre a tree and try to climb you, ripping you to shreds but koalas are real vicious, if you see them at night theyll get on thier back legs and wave thier arms around growling
Zachary Morgan
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Dylan Hall
Further proof of Putin being a supernatural being? Is he malevolent?
Jonathan Harris
You American's think that there is a snake and spider wherever you look and that we all say "G'day" and cook a shrimp on the Barbie.
Nathaniel White
>10 ft 500lb meat eating duck
holy shit I wanna see this dont fail me straya
Christopher Phillips
>and that we all say "G'day >implying we don't
Andrew Scott
There is and we do. Go back to wanking over walled on the project.
Adam Bailey
Are you implying that you dont?
Justin Morris
Fookin ell cunt m8 shell be right. Ye Melbourne bogans be wingeing youtu.be/qMg8y4A5UPs
Benjamin Allen
And I love you for it.
Alexander Long
Turn off your proxy, leaf
Parker Hall
There are hipsters who refuse to say or do anything remotely stero typical Australian. They're also the same ppl seen sitting out side coffee shops dressed for a Paris autum even though it's 40 degrees in the shade.
Zachary Mitchell
Are you saying you dont?
Sebastian Gutierrez
>that we all say "G'day" We do, never seen shrimp on a barby though. we eat prawns raw at Christmas.
There is defiantly a spider in or around everyone home but snakes only near large grasslands, aka most everywhere.
Adrian Thompson
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Andrew Taylor
>trees are animals in Australia Wew lad
Jeremiah Wright
>melbourne
pity it didn't kill everyone
Chase Murphy
Australia is a degenerate-filled shithole.
I just read the story earlier of the australian woman who put her child into the washing machine and then went into the other room so she wouldn't have to hear its death cries.
Jason Williams
I live in Melbourne ama
Kayden Morales
What a great news article to inspire paranoia
Joseph Bennett
>not knowing about trees they hate us, and they dream about killing
Daniel Jackson
fucking madman
Connor Reed
If you take off your respirator would you die?
Tyler Richardson
is it true that abbos really "sniff petrol" and drink methylated spirits? are they really much worse than niggers in America?
Jason Edwards
There is new Russell Coights All Aussie Adventures being made right now. What a glorious time to be alive
Justin Moore
Can you still hang niggers on them tho? Asking for my neighbor down the street of course.
Henry Campbell
Niggers are dumb, but Abos are barely human
Jason Ortiz
lol, like there isn't fucked up shit happening more frequently in America.
>most likely a boonga so not really people
Angel Sanders
you can but its not really allowed back in the day youd run em over in the ute they just pop back up and run away like a kangaroo
Caleb Howard
>she should have stayed in the washroom and listened to her tumbling.
I can't even stand listening to my shoes in the dryer. Are you deaf?
Aiden Bennett
>Koalas Drop bears. They're fuckin savages, probably more fearsome than the emu.
Gavin Edwards
Yes in some places we have special fuel you can't sniff
Joseph Thomas
It does, but it's all in florida so we don't have to worry about it
Aiden Lopez
I consider niggers barely human too, I know abbos are self destructive but do they contribute to any crime in kiwiland like niggers do? if we only had niggers here sniff gas and drink paint thinner to get high/drunk, their life spans will greatly diminish and we would be better off.
Believe me, Abos are a step beyond Nigs. The only reason Abos aren't more of a menace is that they are too stupid to. They're like 15 points behind blacks IQ-wise
Aaron Davis
Put it this way, a few weeks ago i was going down to the seven eleven there was a Abo walking face first into traffic on petrol or metho. People drove around him and no one offered help (because its a abo on metho) then 1/2 hour later proceeded to fall asleep on the road.
We also give them special petrol called Opal Fuel in abo community's so they cant get high on it.
>Opal fuel is a low-aromatic unleaded fuel that doesn't contain the properties that create a high when sniffed. BP developed Opal low-aromatic fuel after receiving a letter in 2002 from a concerned person in an impacted community, asking if we could do anything to help tackle petrol sniffing.
Please go and watch the videos, these are what we Aussies put up with because >muh equality
So next time you call an Aussie out for shit posting remember we deal with some of the worst people on the planet near daily, just let us vent a bit
Luke Smith
the washer wasnt on, the kid is alive and well
Jacob Wright
is that fuel more expensive? do you guys get fucked over by pricing to reduce the chance of some kiwi nigger from killing himself sniffing that shit? do they really drink methylated spirits? isnt that shit poisonous?
Kevin Walker
What kind of poofta are you, Melbourne cunt?
Andrew Anderson
>Birds of prey that are smart enough to carry smouldering embers to start fires to flush out prey. >eucalyptus trees that are biologically designed to catch on fire, spread it, and keep growing after the fire passes just to allow seeds to fall. >Stonefish that shoot venom into your foot if you step on them. >Flame tornadoes, sometimes rains spiders. >Box Jellyfish, sharks, stingrays, crocodiles, blue ring ocotopus. >Spiders that are aggressive enough to chase humans when angry enough. >Prickles everywhere, further inland there are inch long thorns in the grass waiting for you to step on them.
Austin Rodriguez
The dust storm from 2009 still tops the most bizarre weather event. My friend was working all night at a bakery and came out to a blood red world and called me asking about the apocalypse.
Justin Ross
Be sure to pack some rise up lights
Carson Morgan
The places they sell Opal are just coon communities anyway, so it doesn't really affect the rest of us.
Metho is "fine" if you buy the clear kind, though most commonly in communities it's sold behind the counter, or even more commonly only available in a purple colour. The purple dye makes you vomit it, if you drink it - so the aborigines, in one of their rare moments of invention, realised you can strain it through a loaf of bread to leech out the purple shit and drink what pours through
Jack Brooks
>kiwi nigger They are native Australians know as Aboriginals (because Australians really are that lazy) not native New Zealanders know as Maoris.
Gabriel Parker
Australia is just a hardcore Ark server with a malicious admin, I swear to fucking God.
>sometimes rains spiers
"NOPE" is insufficient. No word is adequate to describe this horror.
Tyler Lee
what the hell do abbos need fuel for besides getting high? I assume theyre savages living in mud huts. do they get any special treatment like affirmation action and welfare of sort? the shitposting now seems reasonable, since you deal with modern cavemen.
Mason Miller
Are magpies just an australian thing?
Henry Hughes
I do aerial survey of merchant ships for a mining related company and we literally couldn't see the ships that we usually see at about 15-20km distance til we were directly above them that day
Andrew Peterson
We have them ,they're called crows. Although they're not nearly as territorial when it comes to nesting season.
t. been swooped in perth
Nolan Campbell
>so the aborigines, in one of their rare moments of invention, realised you can strain it through a loaf of bread
LOL are you serious? so instead of using the bread to nourish their bodies they use it as a filtration system, you cant make this shit up. why cant they just buy regular alcohol or make hooch?
Josiah James
I claim bullshit on that number in your pic. No way its that many. More like 200 or so.
Christopher King
The Australian magpie is, but magpies in general aren't indigenous to Australia.
Jordan Bennett
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Joseph Anderson
LOL, they make niggers look like rocket scientists.
Dominic Edwards
Theyre all locked down in those communities weed goes for $100 a gram a carton of beer is several hundred I actaully feel theyre getting a fucking raw deal, but simple solution, move out and go to the city
Jason Sanders
They're too stupid to make toilet wine, let alone something so sophisticated as to be described as "hooch". They do buy regular alcohol - usually cask wine that we call 'goon' - but they go for metho when they can't afford it.
Some communities are "dry", and alcohol is banned, so they drink Listerine.
I was in a liquor store on Valentines Day and saw a couple of abos doing something that was almost touching:
>The gin (female abo) walks over to the cask wine section and goes to pick up a box of port >Her partner puts his hands on hers to push the box back down >She looks at him confused - probably because usually when he touches her it's rape or assault, not a gentle gesture >He reaches down and picks up the cheapest 1L *glass bottle* of port >She smiles and they walk out with their extravagant treat
Chase Cook
>yfw even our wildlife tells you to fuck off, we full
Landon Hill
FUCKING BINDIIS
I KNOW THERE IS NO GOD WHEN YOUR BACKYARD IS FULL OF THEM AND THEY GO THOUGH YOUR THONGS. Literally hell
All song Birds in the entire world also came from Australia true fact. inb4 we wuz birds n shiet
Nicholas Gomez
FUCKING MARCHFLIES. CUNT LITERALLY LOVE BUSHMANS
Juan Hill
How fucking good is Bushman's? That shit melts concrete
Adam Miller
We get magpie attacks here too but I haven't seen it myself.
Oliver Martin
The 80% stuff used to eat fishing reels too.
Tyler Brooks
The hard strength doesn't work against the midges here
Anthony Rogers
>using anything other than the glorious red-topped 80% deet shit
Why specify when the other varieties are intended for hommosexuals?
Jonathan Martin
>80% DEET Fuckin hell..
Caleb Carter
the "everything in australia kills you" meme is pretty lame tbqh famalam. i have spent weeks out bush in a sleeping bag under a hootchie, all around the country, never got more than a little annoying spider bite.
i'm more scared of wild pigs and bears in other countries. only pussies are scared of insects.
Colton Ortiz
Then you need to do one of two things
Make mungo juice I.e. Dettol baby lotion concoction, or start hacking the fuck out of some termite mounds and burning the innards
Andrew Martin
this stuff is pretty good if you can get it. pretty gross on your skin, also melts plastic apparently, but it works.
Benjamin Bennett
posted photo cos im an idiot and forgot in my last post
Michael Wright
'Three headed baby lotion'... its fucking great
Luis Stewart
underrated movie
Zachary Turner
>Six people have died and five others remained on life support after a rare condition known as "thunderstorm asthma" Oh no! >struck Melbourne Oh, yeah, I'm fine with that. Probably greenies.
