>work in Amazon germany for over a year now >instructor, can teach new people how to do their shit >holiday season slowly comes, it's being said we'd eventualy get over 3000 new workers only for this period >fuck >have to teach them >nvm, atleast you get to do something different >first off we get european people, who were long unemployed so they can get some extra money >all good and nice, they learn quite fast so no need to babysit them each day >october comes by >first batch of pajeets comes over >they are all students from student exchange program with india and bangladesh >fucking hell >half of them doesn't even speak german or english, they get send home >we had to call police few times because they refused to leave >anyway >doing day 0 with them, just safety walk, few hours and that's it >in the end you are supposed to fill quiz about it, literally stuff that each kid could do if he only had listened >if you wont do it correctly, you wont be hired >next monday it's day 1, I'm instructor on this day as well >only six of my group of twelve people on day 0 got hired >still their german is so bad they have to be moved to english speaking group
later that day
>teaching other pajeets stuff about Pick >five hours go by, they should know their stuff, I have some paperwork to do >come back after an hour >whole group of four people is standing in one point near conveyor, laughing >wtf are you doing >oh the scanners are out of power and we don't know what to do >look at his scanner, it's turned off >turn it on >60% battery >mfw >why do you try to fuck with me, pajeet >check system to see how long are they standing here >45 minutes >send them back to work and send them message each time they stay in place for too long (5 minutes) >in the end of the day >check errors quote >for 120 picks he made 40 errors >have to finish paperwork >do you consider newhire good pickers? >no >would you propose moving them somewhere else? >yes, anywhere but here
cont.
Zachary Watson
Its not just pajeets my nazibro, i worked for a bit at a primenow warehouse in nyc so there were plenty of young bispanics and googles. You could tell half those people did the minimum work possible and looked for every opportunity to not work they could. Also to add some context to his story picking is basically looking at a pda that tells you exactly where to go and grabbing and item off of a shelf to put a package together, it was the most idiotproof thing i'd ever seen since the gun would tell you exactly where to go and what the item you were getting was.
Ethan Nguyen
Average IQ in India is 82.
We used to consider that legally mentally retarded until liberals lowered it to 75.
James Hernandez
You invited these retards and now you complain on /pol. You are doing very well.
Mason Kelly
>Indians are superior to humans
Jeremiah Jenkins
I'd like to tell you, they are all students. Somehow they managed to get there, and were considered good enough to study difficult areas of science. And they fail to learn how to do this fucking work.
>next week >another group of pajeets >the same shit >can't comprehend what to do, error codes, what to do if fire alarm happens >fuck had to think about it >fire alarm turned on, propably fire excercise >on safety walk you're being told it's normally to get excercises quite often >pajeets from my group begin to run as if their shitting street was getting destroyed >run over other worker, she falls down >fucking hell >they are the first outside >and of course don't know what to do next >I help the girl and go to look for them >we've designated assembly point for alarms >they are not here >have to find them >look for them for 30 minutes, another instructor helps me with that >finally find them >they are near exit gate for transport service >wtf are you doing >weren't you told what to do during fire alarm >silence >ofc >they always get silent when you teach them or speak with them >maybe it's fear >maybe it's envy >don't know >finally one speaks >w-we d-din't knew what to do >they're smokinig >smoking, or even having cigarettes or lighter with you inside warehouse is prohibited >whom does it belong? >two pajeets raise hand >good, come with me, rest go to manager >lead both pajeets to security, explain stuff >never see them again
on to other two
>they wait for me with manager >manager speaks up >user, those two told me you're treating them without respect >orly >explain to him what happened >suddenly pajeets stop smiling >were they really expecting me to not tell him where I found them >okay user, keep on training, I'll resolve it with other manager >finish training, don't even do EOS meeting (end of shift) >next day, I'm supposed to run day 2 >both pajeets aren't here, they've been moved to Pack >thanks fuck
cont.
Elijah Edwards
Nobody invited them. Amazon is actually forced to take them, since they make some deal with german gov, which forces them to accept foreign students during holidays.
Bentley Ortiz
>next week >don't need to do training >awyiss >go to startmeeting >manager speaks some stuff about volume and so >and then >"Now I'd like to tell you - we've got people from many countries, many cultures, and many religions. Everyone has it's own way of living, but I tolerate it. And as such I require you to tolerate it aswell." >you fucking what >prepare for news, it's always bad news after such beginning >"I'd ike to remind you all, that sinks are designated only for hands. You can only wash hands in sinks. But you can't wash your feet, your face, or, even worse, your intimate parts in it. Also, if you have to pee, use toilets." >MFW >somebody must have seen it and reported it >somebody had to see how someone pissing into sink and then washing his hands in it >i watch other people reacting to it >they seem to be terrified >but not pajeets >they're looking like someone offended them in worst possible way >"I hope, you'll remember that, as there is a lot of us now, and we all want to stay healthy and in good shape during holiday season" >startmeeting over, I had to talk about something with my lead >go over, talk, and in corner of eye see a fuckton of pajeets aruing with manager >I can see he gets angry >then they all leave >he comes by >"for fucks sake" >mfw
cont.
Charles Kelly
>indian tries to post something >writes /pol. you know we give you guys a lot of flack for being actually mentally retarded and a sub-human shit species
Hudson Jones
im so sorry my teutonic friend, but these stories are gold
Sebastian Hill
Write moar, these are some lovely stories for me to lurk.
Austin Ross
>it goes on for weeks >usual stuff, pajeets not understanding what to do, how to do >few times they were forced to leave >somehow it goes >fast forward to last week >another startmeeting >somehow manager and leads are quiet and not chatting >unusual >it begins >usual talk >it's almost over >"and now I'm forced to show you something that I don't want to show, but I was forced to do so. It's for your own good. >So, you all know that health and cleaniness is important to us, but unfortunately, not for many people. And, that leads us to that. If someone is very sensitive, close your eyes and don't look." >picture loads up on beamer >toilet >but not your usual toilet >it's smeared in shit >like, completely >each part of it >walls, toilet itself, ground, even fucking paper holder >people are disgusted, and openly talking about that >"Now, I'd like to tell you that we found out who it was. We got rid of him and brought the case to police and university where he is studying. We'll never see him again" >he couldn't help but gaze at pajeets who always stay in one group >even without that we'd all knew who did it >then we get blacks >oh boy
cont.
Michael Kelly
Please continue
Levi White
wow, its true, germans are unbelievably pathetic
Sebastian Powell
A fucking leaf pajeet
Camden Gonzalez
Keep going Gerbro, this is good shit. (No pun intended.)
A leaf AND a pajeet? That's the worst of both worlds.
James Ramirez
Your true to be nice and expect them to work under that. Your politeness based management scheme fails, so you hire people. In India, the manager - subordinate way is one of fear and anger.
The employee is afraid of his manager in a very real, immediate threat kind of way and the manager comes out of his/hers way to cultivate this feeling so productivity can flourish.
All this is the result of something that in the western world is called PTSD, there it is the norm. They are immune to niceness, they don't register it as a motivation tool as you don't consider itching to be motivating. IT's too weak of a signal, filtered away in awaitance of something that is not improbable and impacting.
Wyatt Stewart
>>writes /pol. Thats how they code too.. pajeets are basically trained monkeys used for cheap bulk programing jobs. Its why most computer and phone stuff is so buggy now.
Im surprised they can even get anything to compile, but even if something compiles, that doesn't mean it works.
John Phillips
hello pajeet
Ethan Ward
Im enjoying these, please keep going
Jose Watson
You must go back, pajeet.
Cameron Parker
rich coming from a somali, an abo and a couple niggers but anyway 5+ greentext posts of impotent racism on a vietnamese fingerpainting forum is the definition of pathetic.
Easton Watson
To add context: Its 9:00a.m. SUNDAY MORNING in germay wtf
Connor Watson
Oh, pajeet, really just go back.
Brody Davis
Yep, sounds about right. Except we have the same shit with mexicans. Can't speak english, laze about, smuggle shit in and out, try and play games with management only to get their illegal assholes btfo, and make a fucking mess of the break. Blacks are shit too, except for the one ancient one who is doing it to see his granddaughter through university, he's a good one and another who is one of our forklift drivers who is hilariously imported from probably your facility since he's a german black guy - not even rapefugee black but like third generation Ethiopian immigrant who has had the german forklift powers engraved into his dna at birth.
t. Hebron
Aaron Martinez
Ebin for the win, fucking poo in the loo, go shit down your degenerate mother's throat
Landon Davis
Can confirm I am a programmer and caught my Indian coworkers washing their feet in the bathroom sink.
Robert Nelson
I know you are probably crying with laughter after that post, thinking you got us good, but try not to wipe tears from your eyes. Dont want to get pink eye
Benjamin Garcia
...
Dylan Bailey
Country getting destroyed as we speak
Cares about some faggot Pajeet
Fucking cucks
Thomas Martinez
How long do you spend fixing their shit tier code?
Ryder Gonzalez
How are romanians behaving at your workplace?
Elijah Hernandez
Cry raycisms more you stinky faggot. No really, we could use the bumps while OP types.
Levi Sanders
Seeing as my managers are Indian 0. Everyone is ok as long as the code works.
Austin Anderson
In my experience, Indians are fucking useless and capable only of the simplest, most menial tasks.
They have no initiative and struggle with anything that requires even a modicum of thought. What's worse, here at least, Indian companies will ALWAYS show Indians preferential treatment. I'm talking about firing competent white guys, just to invite their dumbass friends/colleagues over from India to do the same job for half the price (and quality).
Kayden Kelly
>Romanians >Workplace Pick one, Ionescu
Cameron Collins
>as long as the code works. but atleast you know that comples != code works.. right?
Elijah Hernandez
No one asked you anything, you nigger cumrag.
Jaxon Edwards
>last monday (i get weeks wrong, they're all mixing together) >get newhire to day 1 >all black >black black, like asphalt >we have some blacks in work on permament stay, but they're all good and nice >attitude think I guess >gaze at newhire >shiny new shoes, golden watches (too big to be real) >cap in bright colours, with this flat top or whatever you call it >strange looking eyewear >hipster clothes >yep >welfare collectors >I get only three of them, there is not so many on this day >Hello >"sup men" >wat, nvm >do the usual stuff >they speak german with heavy accent, don't know which one >difficult to understand what they say >finally ask them if it'd be easier to do it in english >"hell yeea man, this fukkin german is shit n stuff" >no we'll stay with german
fast forward
>day is over >go with newhire to lock >alarm goes off with all of them >security search for stuff they could took with them >they all stole something >one had ten SD cards in his shoes >other one had SSD in his pants, quite literally >other one >i shit you not >tried to steal two iphones 6, hiding them in pockets >they all get fired
HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING STUPID
man I had lateshift yesterday and got glider school later today
Jeremiah Cooper
why don't you code yourself burger? busy with eating burger?
Nathaniel Jackson
Is Germany as litigious as the United states? do you guys worry about workplace incidents with huge influx of new people and being sued? Or whatever liability stuff that could be an easy payday?
Jason Price
I worked there for a while. Lots of extremely lazy American niggers, African niggers who can hardly speak English, a couple retarded pajeets who don't have a clue what they're doing, and hispanics speaking mud-language. Amazon warehouses are like the human trash dumps. It made me realize I had to do something with my life because I didn't belong with those people. Thankfully those days are long behind me.
Logan Wright
Did I touch a nerve, Dracula?
Luke Ward
Nigs gonna nig
Charles Bailey
This storytime is highly relevant as shitskins who comes here have the same attitude to work. They expect nonstop catering/handouts and once our governments force them to do some labour, they show that they didn't come here to work.
Joshua Cook
You kiss your mother with that mouth? Dirty gypsy.
Sebastian Watson
...
Isaac Hughes
Not really, Pedro.
James Cooper
Yea I know doesnt mean shit. If QA oks it off to production it goes. QA which is run and staffed by Indians too.
Lucas Hall
>call someone a nigger >"Cry raycisms" ツ
Cooper Harris
Have you shat already in your shitting street?
I'm never nice, I demand from them. They are getting paid for that shit, move your lazy ass and work
We don't have mexicans, but many other nations, and pajeets are the worst
No romanians, we've got Romania and Bulgaria ban after 2012, where we've had a net loss of over 1 million euro in holiday season due to stealing
it's not as retarded as in US, people can't sue you so easily, but everyone is treated nicely... to one point
Luke Powell
Eat shit, Latvia.I just asked something and all you faggots start making jokes.
William Cook
you cant trick me shitnigger. I know my comments get to your very core :^):^):^))^)
Samuel Nelson
Next time you make a thread fucking write it all before you post it, you fucking lazy muslim.
Andrew Cox
POO IN THE LOO
Matthew Carter
Jokes on you, I'm an Ohiofag.
Nathan Ward
Kek. Which are the worst and the best nationalities at your workplace?
Gabriel Butler
I do, thats how I know you are all retarded and have no value beyond cheap labor.
Jayden Walker
The ones with the most copper and least wooden stakes.
Cameron Brown
Work with poo loos. They dont do anything involving inniative. They have an air of arrogance too for the little work they are forced to do.
Dylan Brooks
>Pajeet QA >"If it doesn't crash within the first five minutes it's ok"
Luis Perez
>If QA oks it off to production it goes. QA which is run and staffed by Indians too. enough said. What company is this?
Jack Ramirez
What's wrong champ? You seem nervous today.
David Williams
You tried the buckeye doughnuts at the UDF recently? Fucking great.
Ryder Powell
would you believe that in america its super easy to steal from bussinesses due to constant lawsuits and super hard to go to jail for it. those sound like classic american jiggaboos to me
Liam Brown
Absolutely marvelous logic Rajesh. Keep em comin'.
Benjamin Reyes
Nervous? I've been riding my high since the 9th.
Hell yeah.
Jose Collins
Im sorry to hear about your misfortune.
Thomas Miller
But you mentioned the fire drill and someone slipping while being a temp worker, that is terrifying in the United states. Most people would immediately think about the proper thing to say to not imply fault by employees or the company before helping them up. Just curious if you guys worry about that stuff as much.
Jacob Reed
OP is correct
>work a comfy job >have to take on temps for Christmas (pajeets and poles) >all of a sudden, toilets covered in shit and people spitting on the floor >management brings it up >everyone knows who it is but not allowed to say it >keeps going on as these fuckers don't care >eventually, toilets are locked and have to get a manager/supervisor every time you want a fucking piss
Fucking pajeets, not even once
Jonathan Mitchell
>I'm never nice, I demand from them. They are getting paid for that shit, move your lazy ass and work
Being 'not nice' and the opposite of nice are different things.
They expect you to explode. Not to withdraw their ballsack tickling rights.
Logan Phillips
Doesn't surprise me, imported Indians are easily the absolute worst group of people on the planet. Between the incompetence, arrogance, shitty scheming, lack of hygiene, laziness, blatant nepotism, and the constant need to make creepy passes at women I could give you a solid argument for them being banned from ever being allowed to leave their designated shitting country.
Alexander Williams
German-bro im suprised there are people like you in germany left. At least the news on pol make it seem like your country is turning into africa/middle east shithole 2.0 and your native population seems more than happy if not eager for it to be so.
You kind of give me hope for your country in a way.
As a dominican male living in the usa i can tell you from intimate experience the issue with immigrants are 1-the city environments- it encourages people to not work so the government provides for them 2-the immigrant themselves- this is harder to tell, it could be a genuine legal immigrant that has come to improve their lot in life through better opportunities provided by the country for example-business owners,immigrants that actually work and arent leeches, immigrants that naturalize and become career military.
Or you could have the scumbag immigrants that are slick and came here to takr advantage of the benefits aka syrian "refugees" "undocumented immigrants"
Personally ive traveled a bit and ive come to realize that native populations that don't leave their countries are usually very hard working but it has to be this way because third world governments don't believe in hand outs.
Then again ive never been to india and i seldom hear anything good from them
Brody Garcia
Why? Trump, albeit better than Hillary, is going back on his promises, there won't be a wall, there will still be 30 million niggers and 30 million spics in your country. Nothing has changed and probably never will.
Jason Sanders
What did it use to be?
Samuel Peterson
85
Luis Perry
I'm a student and we have them here as an exchange program. 99% are dumb as a pack of rocks, they smell like shit mixed with curry and their fucking English is terrible and they are greedy unfriendly mofos.
Henry Thompson
Pretty strong coming from shit-covered ghetto
>Propably the last one >last year end of holiday season >pretty much 95% of people who were hired don't get prolonged so they have to leave right after or before christmas >none of pajeets get prolonged, noone wants them here for longer >some precautions that have to be taken >all doors removed >all toilets closed >security workers in each locker room, at least two of them >police patrol waiting on the entrance to keep shit in order >hiring team (70% women) are to stay in caffeteria >pajeets are to be moved to exit in ten-people group >everything that has any worth and can be removed is to be removed from its fixed place to avoid steal, damages and other >Instructors have to move with pajeets to make sure everything goes well, everyone has walkie-talkie to coordinate stuff >it takes up to eight hours to clean up whole shift >permament workers are visibly happy that they leave >last year end of December >wasn't instructor yet >shift ends, no precautions were made >doors are destroyed in each locker room >stash of pricey stuff is laying in security room, by the looks of it at least 200k euros worth >toilets are unholy dirty >budges and holes in lockers >near the exit two ambulances with security coworkers who've been hit pretty badly >next day find out that at least 20 ex-workers had to be taken to police for personal and amazon damages >holy fuck
That might be the last one. There;s a lot of stories, but I fortunately didn't had to put up with all of them. Pajeets are curse of this earth.
Ayden Carter
>working in a logistics terminal >most of the floor labor is from rental labor firms aka the bottom of the pan >slavshits, blacks, even the occasional spic >faces changing constantly due to people being fired for stealing or being drunk at work and replaced immediately >spic guy rambles about illegal rights in America on every break and any other chance he gets as if anyone gave a fucking shit
God I hated that place. Incidentally it's where I started browsing Sup Forums.
Isaiah Williams
GERMANFAGS LISTEN UP.
I'm going to either Dusseldorf or Dortmund to stop by on my way to the Netherlands today, which one is better/nicer?
Carson Garcia
>and were considered good enough to study difficult areas of science they cheated
it's always the cheaters that get out of india, rich and thus usually smart indians don't work at amazon of all places
Asher Rogers
He can't go back on something he hasn't had the opportunity to do yet. Besides, even if he does nothing, left still BTFO until 2020 at least. What's your president/whatever like?
Lucas Long
How cucked is Finland, Finnbro?
Tyler Bell
I thought Indians spoke English well?
Easton Clark
As an Indian, there is a very simple solution to this. European and American companies should hire capable people instead of importing the people that will work for the lowest amount of money possible. The people you say represent us are the worst possible Indians and the reason they have that job is because your company is run by people who care more about cutting costs than being productive. Besides, why are you importing more foreigners anyway? you should be focused on not dying out or becoming a minority in your own country.
James Powell
Thanks for the stories deutsch bro
David Stewart
>le burger face
Fug, I'm so insulted!
Isaiah Young
holy fuck im stoned as shit and that super mutant just got me so of guard >10/10 lol
Christopher Gonzalez
Thank you for entertaining me, Germanbro.
Sorry about your country, man. I hope it'll get better.
Asher Cruz
your job is for unqualified monkeys and you complain about getting unqualified monkeys ? get a real job, kid
Jaxon James
>Indians >doing anything except shitting down everything well
Grayson Diaz
This is comedy gold, German user you should start a jewtube channel. I call them sanjes "S-o-n jez” Because of their names, obviously
PIC related, its a metaphor
Mason Lopez
Curry Muncher
>Australian insult do not steal
Caleb Foster
His name is Klaus Iohannis. He's a Transylvanian Saxon , nothing special about him.A bit slow and lazy , like every german, but the people tend to like him.He hasn't done anything worth mentioning in the past 2 years.
Jack Thompson
this
when will the meme of muh high iq pajeets end? they just cheat
Angel Ortiz
If you work in bottom tier jobs like warehousing, you'll be working alongside immigrants for sure. In any better jobs rarely if ever. The capital region and some other large cities are notably cucked and it will probably get worse as refugees start gaining freedom of movement, as they'll gravitate towards the Mogadishu Avenues in those cities. Refugees and immigrants hate small towns and the countryside.
Tyler Brooks
Sounds like ours. Good bantz, I'm going to bed.
Camden Richardson
Difficult to say. Europeans and, surprisingly, blacks are doing their jobs (talking about permament workers). Sandniggers are the worst.
that's fucked up, man. If someone tries to steal from us, he's immediately brought to police, while held down by security.
No. It's pretty basic - if alarm goes of, behave calmly and leave building. Don't fucking run, there's almost 2000 workers in the building, they all need to leave. If someone has fucked up, he fucked up. Even better, when someone was injured and he has witnesses, it's pretty much done.
I'm being not nice in way that is pretty much "i dont care about you". I don't need to do more. On very beginning I say them that if I notice something is going very wrong, I'll just go to HR and get them fired.
Well I'm not german, I'm polish. Moved in here five years ago and just try to do my living with honest job.
Both are bad, but if you have to chose, go to Dortmund, see Weihnachtsmarkt. Just don't visit Duisburg, it's like it just finished with ww2.
You wish. They don't even speak Indian well
how the fuck am I supposed to stop influx ofsandniggers?
You really want sad man in black suits to visit me, don't you?