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>FUCKING
>CHICKEN
Explain yourselves frogs
How come England has the lion, America has the Eagle, and Russia has the Bear, but France has a fucking chicken.
Do you like being mocked? Cocorico fuck yourself, and don't try to blame it on the Walloons, theyre frogs too.
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I understand op's frustration, he will never experience high tier roasted chicken onto potatoes in the local French market
You wish you had the balls to put a cock on your flag.
it's not a chicken, it's just a big cock
BEAST
We both know that this chart is biased due to French being cucked by African migrants and lineal descendants.
It's a rooster senpai.
I love how this map is triggering everyone ^^
here's another one for you, dear filipino : try to overcome the butthiurt flowing in your mind
forgot map
That's because they are not barbarians which choose the most "strong" animal they can imagine, but a developed country. It's symbolism.
Eagles, bears are quite cowardly despite being "strongu".
>Gallic Rooster
I'm going to tell Mohammed to fuck your wife without lube tonight if I get anymore lip from you
> filipino
You should have called him Czech
>satan trips
>edgy id
Op posts pics for ants
This
Get fucked Amerifats
>americans will defend this
explain yourself Americans
>Franks
>Not Barbarians
I've lost you
So... why not choose a Stag or a Boar?
It's a fucking CHICKEN
explain based HUNGGGgary
noted for future references to the most pwerful race in the world :)
thx Olag
Actually most of our immigrants small dicked Arabs.
Average French cock is 17 cm
It's a reference to Gaule, because in Latin Gallus means Gaulois and Cock.
It is not an official symbole for France.
>your simbol when you're such a divided country that couldn't choose 1 symbol but need 20
eh, whacchugonnado
tu m'as appris quelque chose aujourd'hui, Jean-Charles.
Apparemment les seuls emblèmes "officiels" de la 5ème sont le drapeau, la Marseillaise et la devise.
Why not a mouse?
In Russia a stag is a symbol of cuckoldery btw (^:
Bullshit, America has the best chicken, why should i trust the opinion of someone from a country where they wait for chicken eggs to develop before eating them?
its a cock, idiot. Because the frogs think they are huge lovers
Why a leaf?
literally no one cares about Russia, though.
Unofficial, but it still is a symbol
A leaf is better than another Union Jack in my opinion
Est-ce vrai que la Prise de la Bastille a été faite par des mercenaries espagnoles? J'ai lit cela dans un livre.
Those are duck eggs, but I assume Burgers can't differentiate animals easily
I've never heard of this. Maybe there were some mercenaries but it was mainly Parisian people.
Anyways, the Bastille prison was nearly empty, there was no more than 10 prisonners here, so it was mainly symbolic.
très bonne maîtrise du Français, Ivan :)
Still fucking disgusting
they like to surrender?
MAH SURRENDER MEME))
De Geulle didn't want to be an american puppet and merican media invented this bullshit based on 1 war.
Pas de Soucis Jean-Jean.
Heureusement qu'au cours de l'Histoire Française il y a eut des symboles plus sympa.
Sure, just like the shart in the mart. :^)
Dunno. I don't really like that part of History, mostly because I think the Revolution was shit and lead us to the socialist shithole we have today.
If it was because of Africans then Spain would be bigger after 700 years of being dicked
>Lost the Emu War
>Talk about surrender
Wew lad
Eagles are shit as well m8
becaue we upset everyone early the morning while fucking the chicks
> having lion as a symbol
> there are no lions in nature in his country
Just a reminder that we let you pretend like you liberated France in WW2
and we let you pretend you were relevant during ww1
>Implying we did nothing during WW1
Neither of those really represent "cultured". A rooster is the perfect thing to represent opulence with its feathers, while still a symbol of masculinity
Do you really need to ask?
>Wallonia
do they have a Wall?
I don't think anyone in France believe that we liberated France on our own.
Thanks for your help best ally.
What came first, associating chickens with cowardice or France using it as a symbol?
>stay neutral 95% of war time just to play the jew
>engage the war when party is almost over
>8 months after declaring war to germany, only 150k yankees were in france
>majjority of them were volunteers
>no one actually fought german soldiers
>they were just there to build some roads
>when they finally engaged in battles, war ends 2 months later
KEK
KEK
KEK
>the cock is a reference to De Gaulle
Yeah and France was invented in 1789.
Espèce de singe apprend a lire je parle de LA GAULE pas de DE GAULLE.
Charles de Gaulle's speech in Paris made me think otherwise, im pretty sure i've heard it elsewhere aswell
It's the chicken of my country you stupid burger
>mfw none of you cunts have the wisdom of the falcon
He wasn't going to go up there and say "well guys it was a fun party but we got drunk at the start and spent most of it with our face in the fucking toilet doing fuck all."
Playing soccer and singing christmas carols doesnt count as fighting, fresh troops and limitless manpower beats the baguette blitzkrieg
NO
Mexican's have small penises
Fair point, i still think the french wanted to think it was themselves
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Thats a Rooster. Roosters are fucking terrifying.
>Belgium = Flanders
stfu Luftwaffle
>Russia has the Bear
It's double-headed eagle, not a fucking bear.
Russia has had the bear symbol for longer, the bear is more common today anyways, the eagle was a royal symbol wasnt it?
Civil war when
They always vote for socialists en masse while we Flemish vote for a party who's prime principle is literally to eventually become independant
It's a symbol for courage.
It's also a symbol of rebirth, perseverance. I understand you're a burger and your nation isn't really old, but understand that France is about 1500 years old.
Burgers usually lack subtlety and raffinement in their vision of the world so I understand you might not understand it.
Because
Oh, no, I get it, just shitposting for giggles
Official Russian symbol is and always was (excluding 70 years of gommies in power) a double-headed eagle. Bear is closer to some kind of unofficial talisman animal.
>a literal african male animal is the symbol of the country
kekkity kek
Doesn't have to be the official symbol, the bear is still associated with Russia, the point was that they were all badass, and the double headed eagle still fits that
In defence of Bongland, it was the Normans that brought the symbol over
Not really "The French" but more the heads of government that wanted to convince the French that we were fighters that never gave up.
When I talk to my grandma she never pictures the French as the one that liberated France.
But what you said is true in a way I guess. We were on the winning side so we tried to get some of the glory for ourselves.
Well, since the royal family is dead it might be a bear as well. We got our eagle from Byzantia. Don't know if we have the right to claim ourselves to be the third rome after all what happened.
Russia not being the third rome would make Turkey the third rome, easy choice that one is.
It's a rooster you dolt.
>If it was because of Africans then America would be top
This is a cock and they can be extremely aggresive
I refuse to be disrespected by a union jack, learn to respect your superiors, kiwi
They like to cuck
It depends. My grandad fought from 1939 to 1945 (+ Indo + Algérie) and for him it was clear that France was a legit victor.