How can a Swiss citizen move the easiest to the US I can't stand this stupid country, it's uncucked and it's so easy to get a job and make good money, but I want to live in California and especially now that Trump has won.
How can I get a greencard and move the easiest?
(am white btw)
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>I want to live in California
Why not go somewhere nice like the south instead of nigger and spic central?
If you're a degenerate go live in California, but there are 49 other states way better. Easiest way would be to come here on "vacation" and just never leave. You'll be good until we start enforcing immigration some time in the middle of next year. Otherwise get a green card marriage.
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>want to live in California
>wanting to live in commiefornia
Fuck off. We're full.
Dear god don't go to Commiefornia. If you want cool local stuff to do Wyoming or Colorado is even better.
heard there are red counties in california too and it's warm and it's not florida
You have to marry some one, I am sure their is a dating site for foreigners some where. If you are decent looking you can probably get a good looking wife as well by virtue of being a white foreigner.
>all these people not recognizing pro-Swiss bait
i wish i was swiss
This---> Or Montana. And bring a POWERFUL hunger for firearms and associated AMERICAN rights to own them with you.
this. ill fucking murder you if you come here OP
Colorado might be an option, too but I've heard its full of SJWs
It will hopefully be full of one less SJW if a Swissbro moves here...
Yeah, there is a lot of red in Northern Cali I hear, but that has cold weather.
Wish I coukd just tradr citizenship with you. I live in cali too would be good trade.
We can help you leaf.
Stay out of the USA, foreigner.
Colorado, Wyoming, Idaho (whiteaho), Montana, South Dakota. Best states for whites.
isnt swissland like the dream place for pol?
the fuck is wrong with you OP fag
How To Immigrate to the U.S.
Ive been to Wyoming. Its so fucking empty and boring aside from a few wannabe cowboys every now and then... I once bought fried chicken at the store and when I came home and opened the box it was baked. SO FUCKING PISSED AT WYOMING
Kek at your post user
Have a degree in a STEM subject.
It's 1/3 chance now for h1b.
if you cant recognize a slide thread you should probably not be posting on this board folks.
>Its so fucking empty and boring aside from a few wannabe cowboys every now and then
you know wyoming does have actual ranchers, you dumb shit skin
>I once bought fried chicken at the store and when I came home and opened the box it was baked.
fried doesn't mean covered in breading, you dumb shit skin
Californian here. If you want warm weather and red counties, your best bet is the Inland Empire. NorCal is very red but it's also cold. Avoid San Francisco at all costs, because it's both cold and blue.
>you know wyoming does have actual ranchers
Yeah and the rest are morons with cowboy hats, like you.
>fried doesn't mean covered in breading
You think I would not know the difference between crispy fried and soggy baked, you faggot with a hat?
dumb shit skin. you're not even german
Im from salt lake city, you dipshit retard.
>hurhur your flag means not murican
>lives in probably the comfiest place in europe
>wants to live for SJW: the state
I'm fucking triggered
I could never touch the hope to live in Switzerland in my entire fucking life, and some dumbass mountainjew wants to leave its european paradise and go to commiefornia
GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>the south
>not nigger central
kek
Entry level IT jobs mainly. But cali isnt a good place to start the cost of living is asinine. Sign up for a school in the us, get a student visa. Marry some girl and get your green card that way.
Leck mich am Arsch, Merkelversteher.
hey medic
I want to hug that cow
Will you let me fuck either your sister or mother? If the answer is no, then why should I help you come into my country to fuck its resources!?
Brutus!
Are you some butthurt green cuck? If yes, move out or get thrown into the cooling tower of my local nuclear power plant.
I was born and raised in Bern. It was pretty nice, and so is USA, but if I had to choose, I'd much rather prefer USA.
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Yeah buddy, when you leave for the US. Can I take your spot in Switzerland? I'd like to live there.
Do this. Take a vacation and visit los angeles. That will permanently cure your desire to live in california.
Get gay married, I know some dudes who would be down for the right price..
>inb4 green fag that doesn't understand nuclear power or democracy.
Why would anyone leave the best country in the world?
Are you retarded?
>Wanting to leave a rich racist country where literally every man has a gun and knows how to use it
The Trumpenreich is great but Switzerland is literally paradise.
Sir, stay where you are. We need you guys to stay strong - you are a beacon of light on top of the hill of Europe.
I live in California. The red counties are typically north, north-east and are about as rural as you'll get in any midwest or southern region. If you want your vote to be heard, go somewhere else.
Colorado is inhabited mostly by stupid liberal ex-Californians who couldn't live there because of Cali's stupidly high cost of living.
I'll gladly go to your place if you go to Lausanne famalam
Excuse me?
find yourself an illegal Mexican and have an ancker baby in the US. Trump cannot do anything against ancker babies.
Legally you need to invest 1.4 million and create 10 jobs.
>Implying anyone ever voluntarily left the greatest country on this planet.
Nice bating faggot.
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Look man, I was born in Colorado and I hate to day it but I am fucking out. I have seen this state change in exactly the same way California originally changed, and I have had enough. It's all the fucking rats from California, coming here to destroy this once beautiful state and turn it into a socialist low freedom mountain refuge. Off to Texas I go.
Why do you prefer life in the US over Bern, elaborate!
want to trade places with me?
it is idolized a lot. In reality most people there hate private gun use.
Be an engineer or something in demand and have an employer sponsor you
>ywn be Swiss
you fucking kidding me mate?
eastern european neet lifestyle is the easiest fucking life to live, if you are from national descent
meanwhile I live in a shitty one room apartment eating noodles everyday with NEETbux for beans, oatmeal, and frozen dinners every saturday
Yeah no shit.
> uncucked
> good job, easy money
> 'He wants to move to California.'
World's most beautiful country...
Thanks for reminding us Swiss troll.
>Be an engineer or something in demand and have an employer sponsor you
given the visa limitation and the high demand from Asia for visas, this is virtually impossible unless you studied in the US before you looked for a job.
Hahaha, thanks for the laugh.
UGH I'd die before I move to a disgusting place French speaking place
They're both very nice places with very nice people, but USA has more to offer.
Americans are very smart people. This surprised be because everyone in Europe spoke very bad of them, calling them ignorant, arrogant, and generally mean names. These rumors aren't true at all. Americans are easy to reason with, they practically the same as us (Europeans).
Second, this country is very ''comfy''. I feel more at home here in New Hampshire. It's very pretty and beautiful. Here's a picture to give you an idea-very comfortable indeed!
Norcal is probably what your looking for senpai all the people saying its cold are complaining about 50 F weather during winter while the rest of the year is basically summer weather.
It's probably still warmer than here, our summers are hot but the rest of the year it's basically cold and rainy
This also looks like a comfy place, but NH is basically a cheap version of Switzerland
>all these dumb burgers offering advice and didn't even read that swissfag is basically insulting them
Where are you from, lad?
Wyoming, Montana, and South Dakota are deserted, depressing dumps unless you intend on being an aristocrat rancher. Idaho is a delightful mix of white trash, spics, and Syrians.
EZiest is probably green card marriage
as for CA - San Diego is perfect weather year round, and there are parts of it that are very 'red' and white
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I don't see why you would want to live in Cali unless you enjoy 7 hour commutes both ways.
What is your career? As a mountain jew I presume banking. It shouldn't be too hard to get a company to sponsor you. OR get a tan and become a Mexican illegal.
New York or Georgia famalams?
>Doesn't even have military service plan on the graph
Trash
New York Jews and Puerto Ricans
Georgia Blacks
Pick your poison.
If you are moving for work and have a family I would recommend New York for the availability of prestigious schools for connections.
Frankly i would recommend the west coast in general or maybe Massachusetts.
Fuck off nazi bank
Want to trade identities?
My family has been looking for a way to move back.
You do realise that you took most of the gold and still have it up to this day? You didn't even let merkel take a look at it, let alone give it back. Really makes me laugh though.
>meanwhile I live in a shitty one room apartment eating noodles everyday with NEETbux for beans, oatmeal, and frozen dinners every saturday
>lives in the land of opportunity
>is a NEET
What is wrong with you?