HELP ME LEAVE

How can a Swiss citizen move the easiest to the US I can't stand this stupid country, it's uncucked and it's so easy to get a job and make good money, but I want to live in California and especially now that Trump has won.

How can I get a greencard and move the easiest?
(am white btw)

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>I want to live in California

Why not go somewhere nice like the south instead of nigger and spic central?

If you're a degenerate go live in California, but there are 49 other states way better. Easiest way would be to come here on "vacation" and just never leave. You'll be good until we start enforcing immigration some time in the middle of next year. Otherwise get a green card marriage.

veri funni Alpöhi

>want to live in California
>wanting to live in commiefornia

Fuck off. We're full.

Dear god don't go to Commiefornia. If you want cool local stuff to do Wyoming or Colorado is even better.

heard there are red counties in california too and it's warm and it's not florida

You have to marry some one, I am sure their is a dating site for foreigners some where. If you are decent looking you can probably get a good looking wife as well by virtue of being a white foreigner.

>all these people not recognizing pro-Swiss bait