I DID IT BROS!!!!!

I DID IT BROS!!!!!

After around 70 messages I asked a girl if she wants to hangout!

We're all gonna make it bros.

> mirror selfies

she was just casually pondering what it would be like to travel and you sperg out
>"LOL WANNA GO TO EUROPE WITH ME PLZ BE MY WAIFU ONLY 700 DOLLARS".

you fucked up bro, she's gone.

>hip-hop instrumentals

Fuck.

SHE REPLIED BROS

WHAT DO I SAY

>talking to girls
>taking things girl say seriously

its 2016 bro u just treat em like shit and fuck em, they actually like it because they know deep down they're worthless pieces of shit.

as soon as you take things girl say seriously you fucked up

>Yeah I'd want to travel one day
cool, want to fuck?

vs

>Yeah I'd love to travel one day
me too let's go on a trip together I'll do anything to spend time with you please travel the world with me. I even found a cheap way for us to travel, I'm totally taking everything you say seriously instead of just ignoring your dumb statements and focusing on the present I'm looking into the future or past.

Women live in the present. Men live in the past/future

Once you realize this you'll understand women. The past and future do not matter to them, just make them feel emotions in the present and you can have your way with them.

>Awwwe that's so sweet he took the dumbass shit I said seriously, welp looks like me and my pussy have to keep searching for that alpha that calls me on my DUMB SHIT

At least you didn't ask to marry her, this time.

Concede. Go "That's what I was thinking." Then book a flight from Vancouver.

It's a pity reply, she only wants to continue this conversation to humor herself.

move on.

>hip-hop instrumentals
>hella
I don't think you belong here friend.

Just take her on a trip to Europe, I bet she will really want you!

tell her: ok then let's go to europe, you pay!

Are you fucking serious bros

She lives an hour away from me, so I'll mention how Vancouver is cheaper - her city.

She dodged the question, bro. F.

How is this even related to politics in any way. This is fucking /r9k/ bullshit.

>not asian girl

lel kys

>Vancouver

that would me like me hooking up with girls from berlin - a deadly mistake!

>danced around the question instead of immediately saying yes

Stop here, she is not interested, you are only going to appear desperate.

pls come and bring many dollaroos amerifriend

> I have 0 friends and show my risky 700 chick catch on Sup Forums

Nice life faggot

My man, you fucked up the second you sperged out all that spaghetti

OP is a degenerate hip hopper he'll probably steal your money

>yellow fever
kys

>talks about a $700 trip
Dude, that's not exactly first date material. Shit makes you look desperate.

Although you dont have to be a dick, this guy is a 100% right on being short and not showing too much interest but your value.

I used to be the 'nice guy' and got friendzoned for it.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

ITS ON

SHW PUT UP WITH MY AUTISM BROS

LITERALLY no reason why any of you fellow spergs can't go out with a girl now. Its confirmed

is that the chick that cucked moot?

nah if you legit live that close to her you got a good chance but
>We're going to europe
yeah that shit aint happenin
Anyways not politics so take yo ass back to Sup Forums

Just set a time and date and log off. You can only fuck this up with your autism.

>fucking a leaf
Good luck mate.

Not all women are like that but much like niggers the ratio is 90/10 or so. If she's a cheap whore with no morals that works. Feminists love that shit, makes me kek and long for my younger single days

jej she's going to ditch you, film it, and laugh about it with her friends + chad

Nice man, congratulations but is right you know.

the bitch looks pretty ugly, I doubt there is any chad in this equation.

>is that the chick that cucked moot?

yes, with another Jew right after moot paid for her trip to Europe with him.

Post a photo of her for fuck sake