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>mngqengqiswa

and here i was thinking american niggers had the dumbest names

Why are you guys mocking this? This is very impressive. None of you will ever accomplish something this great.

>Niggernaughts

How do you pronounce Mngqengqiswa?

t. tyrone

Why is this a bad thing? Grow up fags

Good for them. It seems a bit risky to let high school students design something like this, but if it's private money who cares? Private money is spent on far worse things in Africa.

I'm sure this happens at schools in the US, you just don't hear about because it's nothing special here.

I like how the article focuses on them being the designers. I wonder who the poor cucks were that had to deal with actually building and launching the thing..

t. wrong

>he thinks it's is real

T.Sploog

Mung-queng-key-swa possibly?

Did you jizz on your hand an hour ago?

I felt my brain stop briefly when I got to that name

You honestly believe just "2" girls are responsible for this whole satellite. I bet there's a huge ass team that helped.Im very doubtful they even came with the design plan.

You need to bathe.

I'm pretty sure no one on earth can jerk off as much as i do

It's dead skin. Do you even know what jizz looks like?

Sounds like what an animal would emit rather than a human

Oh wait

They didn't design a satellite at all, they designed the payload.

In other words, they made a list of shit to put on it.

designed payloads? what the fuck does that mean? sounds like some bullshit like deciding what to put in a time capsule. it has absolutely nothing to do with anything

>Building a satallite
>impressive
It's just a hunk of electronics, the impressive part is getting it into orbit, can't wait to see the African space program.

Article says they are just part of a larger team

They didn't say that two girls did it alone. If you actually read the paragraph in the original image, it says there was a team of high-schoolers. The two girls just led the project.

WOW THEY ARE JUST LIKE US HURR DURR

Read the caption.

>built payloads for the satellite

Essentially, they made something to be taken up by the satellite, not the satellite itself.

First guy in orbit was a nigger confirmed
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ham_(chimpanzee)

>Mngqengqiswa
>M'nigging kis wa
>m'nig

What did he mean by this?

>title literally says "Two teenage girls built africa's first ever private satellite"

Are those wankstains on your fucking hand

Fake! African space program will only succeed when there's proof of space chicken out there.

This

Girls are smart and funny Sup Forums, get over it.

>We built satellites
>it's payloads

It's like saying you built a house when all you did was decorate it.

That's because it's a title, you fucking retard. Titles summarize things and are meant to make people want to read the article. You think it would get as many clicks if the title were "Two teenage girls kind of builds a satellite, but not really. Also, they were just a part of a much larger team, but it's still kind of impressive."?
No, it's dead skin. Why would I jizz in my hand?

I think you will find that the correct terminology is "Afronaught"

Power of Balloons

Cool private satellite, Mngqengqiswa. Want to bring it to the white house?

>Africa's first satellite
>Africa's
>First Satellite

So a whole fucking continent of more than a billion people didn't achieve what most countries did 60 years until "two teenagers" try it

Just fucking get the colonies back, PLEASE

>Dried Skin
Wanking to African accomplishments, this is a new Dimension of Cuck.

I've spent the last 10 minutes looking for the "design" of this "satellite" and the only thing I've found is pictures of niggers.

Here is Africa's booming aviation industry -
youtube.com/watch?v=ybgQJlYRrZs
youtube.com/watch?v=SVqQKF7xgTQ
youtube.com/watch?v=DJAZRLn0Hig

These people are literally 100 fucking years behind.

Doesn't change anything

Fuck off aidf

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>MEDO CEO Judi Sandrock says the candidates will participate in an intensive brainstorming process, discussing the kind of payload the satellite will carry.

So they didnt even design payload, they sat around in a large group with others and talked about it
I guess the reason the rest of the group isnt talked about is they were either boys or white.

Cool, finally catching up to the 20th century.

>XIE

What music and information would they put on their version of the golden record, Sup Forums?

>sticking an arduino in a cubesat and piggybacking it on a russian launch

Bravo Africa, you are now the most inventive of people.

four hours of bongos and this
youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM

nigsatcom was the first

...

You actually believe this, that's hilarious.

No one has ever given my countries schools countless billions in foreign aid over decades for virtue signalling "omg look at what the blackz can do with all our money, technology, and guidance, you mad whitey XD".

Its probably fucking two two liter plastic bottles with a fucking solar powered calculator inside and duct tape wrapped around it
TBQFH fampai

Just like that nigger african that 'built' a 'wind turbine' that couldn't even power a 15 year old cell phone

>Something drunken slavs did 60 years ago

OK

Nice try Ryan

Meanwhile, European ubermenschen are making aircraft out of cardboard

youtu.be/170qBpw4uL8

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NigComSat-1
Not that satellite, but I love the name.

NigComSat-1

I'm sure the chinese quantum satellite will last at least a weak or two before breaking.

Chinese top quarity

How low did they lower the standards to make something count as a satellite?

lel

>2 teenage girls are smarter than all of africa

"M'nig"
>tips bone

It costs less than $1000 to put a small satellite into low orbit nowadays

This

youtube.com/watch?v=ZYJNCNrwi_g

Well yeah.
quora.com/How-much-is-the-cost-US-to-launch-a-basic-nano-satellite-e-g-CubeSat-into-orbit
Just give me 80k$, i`ll launch my turd in a box to space and that would be same level of legit of satellite.

If I invest about 1.5k more, I pretty much can have off-the-shelf nano-satellite.

What is the achievement tho?

Same shit as ">muh man on moon". Worthless.

BUT THE REAL QUESTION, WHAT PARTS OF AFRICA IS LOCATED AT EITHER POLES THAT THE SUPPOSED SATELLITE WILL SCAN?

>pic related, Satellite Model WEWUZ Mk. XVII, to be launched into space via a cold-war era D-30 Howitzer with a specialized shell made from a paint can, 2 lbs of cordite, and a watermelon

Cargo cult.

>How low did they lower the standards to make something count as a satellite?

Even Sputnik puts them to shame.

If someone gives you a free ride on their rocket, yea.

>orbit

ffs

il Dunce

Checked!

I know its hard to understand, but the earth is round. So if the satelite orbits above BOTH POLES means it could pass over africa without a problem

Headline:
>TWO AFRICAN GIRLS BUILT A FUCKING SATELLITE

Article:
>Two African girls actually didn't build a satellite. Thanks for reading.

Given the exaggerated leftist dreck built around supposed African innovations

youtube.com/watch?v=SVqQKF7xgTQ
youtube.com/watch?v=ybgQJlYRrZs

my money's on something similar.

And... I was right.

cnn.com/2016/11/15/tech/girls-design-africa-space-satellite/

They attached a CricketSat (a pre-built sensor telemetry transmitter board that costs about $10 in parts from digikey and is used by weather balloons, schematics available online) on to an existing telecom satellite that was already designed (by actual engineers) to accept additional payload. The article even mentions that the girls were just deciding what payloads to put on an existing satellite. But they way the article is titled, you'd think they designed the whole thing from the ground up.

"Satellites" can be very small m8

kickstarter.com/projects/575960623/ardusat-your-arduino-experiment-in-space

True. But their payload is likely a small under 24" unit

>two teenage girls built first-ever private satellite
>read caption
>part of larger team
>payload for a satellite to scan Africa's surface
>why are you mocking this? this is impressive

2 days with an raspberry pi and half the science clubs in this country will build one.

Anyone in the states can build a fucking rocket and a satellite that goes into space with shit you can get at a hardware store

underrated

It's a cubesat for sure. All the components are standardised. Maybe they wrote the code for the babbies first microcontroller that will be in it.

Don't push it. We all know that isn't true.

>satellite
high altitude balloons.

Probably. Still good to see some young kids interested in the subject. Clickbait articles gonna clickbait

>be on pol
>believe earth is round

pick one

Fucking slav genes.

underated

I'm gonna write fault-tolerant software for a satellite as my master thesis.

Literally anything orbiting is satellite.

Neato, what language

Trump look more like Patton than Mussolini

>Mngqengqiswa
Holy fuck, how do you even pronounce this.
I have no fucking idea, and France used to own half Africa.

your pic looks like the stage used for the apollo moon landing hoax.

>send over millions in aid for school programs
>thousands of white teachers
>all the latest technology
>hold their hand through the entire process
>give them all the parts, designed and assembled in white countries
>just to make a primitive form of something we invented decades ago.

Wow, thank god we proved Africans are capable, intelligent human beings who certainly don't need our help to achieve the smallest technological advancement.

Probably C but the language doesn't matter much. It's mostly for doing research in that field.