Why were millennials given retard names like Skylar, Jayson, Kelly, Vayden, and so on by their retard parents and why do millennials who are becoming parents now name their babies retard names like Tucker, Liam, Mason, Addison, and so on?
Also, why are they all flocking to a certain set of "classy" names like Isabella, Sophia, Garbiella, etc. and why is this trend currently only effecting girls? Then you have all the boys being named Eli, Noah, Jacob, Obadiah, and other biblical shit. Though I suppose the flocking could be analogous to the mass of babies carelessly named David, Michael, John, Jennifer, Sarah, etc. in the past.
Tl;dr why do we have so many shitty and jewy names in America?
What the fuck, are they octoroons or something? A lot of them look like sisters, are they or are they just inbred?
(and I'm not calling them octoroons based on their looks, but their names)
Oliver Roberts
There are no 100% white americans, all of these american """"whites"""" have cucktail of nigger/native/mexican blood to some extent, that's why parents are giving them white-mixed names
Matthew Gomez
>why do millennials who are becoming parents now name their babies retard names like Tucker, Liam, Mason, Addison, and so on? how are liam and mason retarded names?
Thomas Gray
Mason is a last name and Liam is a British nickname for William. If you like Liam so much, name your son William. It's like naming a kid Tim instead of Timothy.
Ryder Stewart
anything ending in "en" Brayden, Caiden, Jaiden, Vayden like you said, awful.
Christopher Morgan
its a joke video you fuckin mong
Matthew Carter
Met a kid called Jaxson recently.
Instantly I despised his parents, whoever they are.
Gavin Gray
Can confirm, live in Utah. So many obscure names with a dozen different spellings.
Matthew Stewart
is ded?
Aaron Hughes
Trips r I p s
Elijah Hill
Primary school Teacher here. I'm in Western Sydney and had a kid with the name Sharia.
>tfw Noah >tfw born in '93 >Constantly hear people screaming my name in public >it's always some mom screaming for her 12 year old son >everyone else in my family has a shitalian name >I was cursed with the jew name The kikes won
Evan Collins
>Liam is British
You fuckstick Liam is Irish I know it's my fucking name cockjockey
Nolan Ward
lots of these millennial queers also have hyphenated last names
There is a divide forming. Traditionalists are digging deep and going with pre-50s names for their children. While shitlibs are basically becoming niggers and giving their children nigger names.
This divide will become more obvious as those children begin to mix and shitlib names are shunned, causing the children to lash out more for attention and be the niggers their parents dreamed of.
Luke Kelly
Kayla is such an ugly name
Eli Edwards
>Neveah >Chantz >Caison >Eowon
Zachary Evans
You must be high class black.
Nicholas Taylor
Connor
Carson Bailey
kek
Elijah Flores
Those are purely white kid names dude. I live in Utah and those are becoming some of the most common names. Fucking Mormons
Joseph Brown
My first name is Dalton, lolo
Samuel Brown
I grew up in Utah and my biggest bully was a girl named Acacia.
>Isabella, Sophia, Garbiella
These are typically names that trashy Jersey Shore esque people pick but okay, and by the way they're all Biblical names too. You probably don't realize how many names are Bible names.
You don't understand what Jews are, dummy.
Michael Edwards
Does Paul count as a jewy name?
Evan Fisher
>Why were millennials given retard names like Skylar, Jayson, Kelly, Vayden, and so on by their retard parents and why do millennials who are becoming parents now name their babies retard names like Tucker, Liam, Mason, Addison, and so on? >Also, why are they all flocking to a certain set of "classy" names like Isabella, Sophia, Garbiella, etc. and why is this trend currently only effecting girls? Then you have all the boys being named Eli, Noah, Jacob, Obadiah, and other biblical shit. Though I suppose the flocking could be analogous to the mass of babies carelessly named David, Michael, John, Jennifer, Sarah, etc. in the past.
lol
My cousin gave one son a faggy retard name and another an old timey, bibilical name. She's not even religious.
>pic related is me because I want to name my children names like Atticus, Atlas, Reno, etc.
Jackson Powell
Dear god, those are almost as bad as "Jay-Quan" and "La-a".
Ryder Martin
Its because our generation was given "boring" names now everyone wants to name their kids something spicy and new to stand out from the rest because everyones told their "special" and their kids are little princes and princesses who deserve "unique" names.
I'm only 23 so im on the younger end of the Millenials and most people I talk to (including myself) prefer those older traditional names.
EVEN NOW THERE IS HOPE FOR MAN
Brayden Lopez
My libfuck commie cousin gave his son 3 names, Atticus Ripley Bell. Ripley and Bell are rabid dumbfuck feminists he named his son after.
Ethan Adams
Says the Estonian.
Hows that Mongolian ancestry going for you?
Ayden Brooks
Pretty sure all the new kids are named Mohammed OP
Adam Jenkins
No, black names are more like
Porcha (Porsche, like the car name being mispronounced) Akalya (Pronounced "a-kayla" , I didn't misspell it)
Sometimes they just leave letters or entire syllables out.
Mason Peterson
I have a jew name but it isn't retarded
John Morris
So pol what are some redpilled names??
Thomas John Charles Marcus Alexander Nicholas Bruce Frank William Peter Catherine Victoria Elizabeth Mildred
Benjamin Torres
Me and my fiance have decided our first son will be called Eric. Does Sup Forums approve?
She wants to call our daughter Darcey but I'm not as sure about that one.
Jordan Cruz
I knew a white kid (trailer trash) that was named Chevy, his sister was named Porsche.
People are fucked up.
Ryder Peterson
OP is pissed his mom named him Corey
Anthony Ramirez
I've named my two sons Oliver and Graham so far, I know it's red pilled as fuck. Both names have sick old European forms. We're having a girl next and will probably name her Eleanor.
Jason Brooks
/fit/ here
>named my son Arnold >named my daughter Arnoldette
Lucas Gutierrez
Holy shit did you go to Lowell or Ensign elementary school?
James Gonzalez
I shall have 3 Strong sons named: ACHILLES ORION BARRON
Easton Wood
>Liam >Kelly Traditional Irish names
Lucas Ramirez
Paul is a a Roman name, Paulos, he changed his name from Shawul
Henry Morgan
>tfw classic male name that will never go out of style
Also Liam, Tucker and Mason are all okay names OP. Addison as bad though, I agree
Lucas Kelly
Acceptable Boy Names
John William James George Charles Frank Joseph Henry Alan Robert Thomas Edward Harry Walter Arthur Fredrick Albert Samuel Clarence Louis David Bruce
Acceptable Girl Names:
Mary Anna Emma Elizabeth Margaret Minnie Ida Clara Alice Annie Florence Grace Ethel Sarah Ella Martha Nellie Mabel Autumn Charlotte Lauren
Everything else is degenerate
Eli Watson
Tucker is fucking hideous but it probably just sounds worse with a British accent
Jaxson Jenkins
>Tucker
what are you naming you son a dogs name for lmao
John Stewart
They're worse than niggers
Gabriel Phillips
>no Nicholas/Nick
Also if you name your son clarence you doomed him to being a nerd who will get picked on his entire life
Dylan Johnson
>Autumn Literal Hippie Trash Name.
Colton Edwards
Dakota as a male name has to be the worst name there is
Noah Foster
>2016 >not calling your son Sue to make him tough
Camden Turner
Named my daughter Faye after my grndmother. idk what you faggots are doing
Parker Martinez
>that great feel when my name is Octávio Henrique
There are countless Brazilians with "American" names, usually ending in 'on' misspelled: Jeison (for Jason), Cleysson (for I do not know what) and so on. It feels great to have a real name.
Matthew Murphy
>No Ludwig
Angel Johnson
I have a pretty generic name ( Michael ) but my wife's name is Madison and while it's probably common elsewhere, I only know 2 other people with her name here.
Sup Forums approved?
Brody Roberts
...
Robert Fisher
Close. Skyler as a boys name.
Landon Carter
My name is Kevin.
Make me feel worse about it pls.
Charles Edwards
Am I the only one that wants to name my kids with ancient mythical names or Victorian style/family names?
James Harris
fug
and i thought ben was a normal name
Michael Jenkins
Eleanor the dyke first lady Roosevelt?
Samuel Cook
Nope, guess it's just a popular Utah name. I bet the one you know was blond and bitchy too.
Jackson Green
Is Phillip, Adam and Lisa okay names?
Lincoln Walker
That's different because Ben is just short for Benjamin.
That said, it is a very Jewish name
Dominic Edwards
My name is Edmond.
Top tier power level name.
Deal with it.
Jason Martin
I'm a guy named Morgan but people still give me shit for it even though there is a famous male actor with the same name.
Jayden Powell
No.
The best female names are: Kaherine (or whatever the English spelling is), Elizabeth, Ruth, Victoria, Charlotte, Isabella, Mary, Anne, Marianne, and literary names, specially Wagnerian ones - Isolda, Senta etc.
Josiah Robinson
its a pretty lower class name
usually kids that have add or adhd and eat alot of sugar are named kevin
either very skinny or fat and wear baggy cloths
Grayson Gomez
>>Constantly hear people screaming my name in public >The kikes won
Brandon Stewart
they always give their sons some folksy names. I'd never name my son (((Noah))), (((Isaac))) or (((Eli))) or tucker. Also the trend in the 2000s was to name your son lachlan which is interesting since none of the boomers really have that name despite our gaelic ancestry. There are like no babies named John, Ian, Lyle, William, Edward, Henry, Arthur, Fred, Charles, Martin, George, Joseph, Robert, Walter or Paul which were all popular anglo-victorian era names; in fact, they are more likely to be given to asian kids whose parents decided to give their kids a stereotypical white name to fit in. There is also way too many illiterates naming their kids the diminutive or nickname rather than the actual name itself for example, Bella instead of Isabelle, Tommy instead of Thomas.
Matthew Cook
Why is this so accurate
Tyler Howard
i want to give my kids old school british names
Jayden Collins
>chantz But why.
Levi Nelson
>Blayzn
William Ross
Turn pic related's mouth upside down and that's my face right now
Carter Harris
OHHHH shieeeeeiiittttt
Gavin Nelson
Anything on the New Testament
Christopher Jenkins
Theyre good names, oliver, george, william, charles, edmond
Carson Williams
>Jewey
Come on, no one names their kids Mortimer or Chaim or anything like that these days.
Luis Hall
Who here /specialsnowflakeduetofamilynames/?
Calmore reporting.
Wyatt Martinez
Oliver is a beta name. Graham is a cool name though. I plan on giving my first born the appellation, "Aethelwulf"... jk they are good, if you're anglo.
Luke Ross
Phillip is fine, the name of countless kings. Adam is ok, but it's a Jew name. Lisa is just a shortened variation of Elizabeth.
Samuel Lee
Am I the only one who doesnt gives a single fuck?, I actually prefer florid names because it makes it easier to tell people apart, unlike generic ass names like John and Paul
Why do we even give importance to this?, as long as you are not named something overly stupid I dont get why people should care
Adam Barnes
>Graham
A fine name for someone in late-middle-age but I don't know why you'd call a child that. Oliver and Eleanor are alright albeit a little posh.
Connor Davis
I find it weird that the names a lot of people seem to chimp out about are all Irish. Like Liam, Kelly, Keith, Kevin, Connor, Brandon, are all Irish names.
What is it about Irish names that attract so much hate?
Easton Powell
Some weird and retarded European names
Sterre (Star-Stars). Appel (Apple). Adler (Type of beer). Andy-Glory (No meaning at all) Baas (Boss...). Bamboo (Kinda self explanatory). Believe (Faith, geloof etc). Bellend (Calling someone). Beuk (Punch-punching) Bikkel (Tough guy, sturdy guy). Bless (Bless kek!). Bright (Smart, slim, intelligent) Butch (Sturdy and manly lesbian girl) Date (Self explanatory). Diamond (Self explanatory). Fender-Storm (Bumper storm? Really, were you that high when you registered your kid?) Klaver (Clover). Kroon (Crown). Link (Zelda has arrived!!!!). Marvelous (Self explanatory). Meadow (Really, did you poop out a fucking cow?). Muizz (Mice, rodent). Nacho (Yo, where my guac at homy?). Onyx (I choose you, Onix! Use rock-throw!!!!). Panter (Self explanatory). Papa-Kofi (Papa coffee? Wut?). Parfait (Literally frozen pudding). Patient (Hospital patient, mental patient). Peace (Self explanatory). Peep (....................). Pride (Self explanatory). Pluk (Pick, picking). Shady (Shadilay motherfucker! Praise Kek!) Shine (Sunshine-bright). Sunny (Sunny weather). Vos-Joris (Fox john, really?). Xseption (Really niggah?).
Xavier Bell
Whats wrong with Liam?
Anthony Turner
>naming your kid Oliver >ever
Hunter Gray
Holy fuck lord that's a real wiki how page.
Christopher Moore
My parents literally named me Mustafa and I'm 100% pure German. You think I'm trolling, but my dad's best friend in university was an Iranian dude named Mustafa. He actually introduced my dad to my mom. My dad adored my mom, still does after 35 years of marriage. He was so grateful to Mustafa that he named me after him. I mean I know dad, you love my mom like nothing else and you are eternally grateful to Mustafa for introducing mom to you but Jesus Christ, your son's a fucking Christian. You don't call a Christian Mustafa. Admittedly it's my middle name, but still man. My first name's (((Samuel))), which is pretty common here.
Leo Thompson
name ur kid irvine, goy
>Oliver Please sir, can i have some more? naming ur kid a posh affectation is cringe worthy if you're some northerner working class.
Connor King
s-sorry m8
Dylan Wright
>Chantz >Aedon >Eowon is this real life
Luis Williams
Christ. And I thought our flower children were bad.
