You wake up, the date is April 30th, 2017. You're in Trump Tower, 66th Floor...

You wake up, the date is April 30th, 2017. You're in Trump Tower, 66th Floor. You look in the mirror: you've become the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump. Secret Service agents knock on the door, they're ready to escort you to The White House.

Your secretaries and assistants congratulate you: the first 100 days of office were a complete success. Everything you said you'd do, you've done. Deportations have started, draining of the swamp has begun, the military is preparing to assault ISIS with Russian soldiers, plans for The Wall were released in a press conference two weeks ago. Even your worst detractors have accepted you as their President. Finally people begin to admit they hope you really do Make America Great Again.

Your cabinet is assembled for a boardroom meeting you yourself planned, but never explained to them what you were going to discuss. On the 101st day of your Presidency, the Trump Administration eagerly awaits their new orders from the POTUS.

What do you tell them?

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"Sup Forums was right"

I don't say shit. I tell Ivanka to come over because there's an emergency. I start eating her butt.

tounge fuck my anus

I liek chocolat emilk

SJWs SUCK IT! Watch: m.youtube.com/watch?v=06giXQbp4Ko

I would immediately find out if Andrew Breitbart was killed. Then go from there.

>wall
send all the unemployed mexicans to the canadian mines. wait for underemployed canadians to revolt against the ski instructor and MCGA

" we have the discuss a solution to the Kardashian question"

Make snowden and fbi love eachother each admitting their faults on national tv.
Then hop on my power armor and get palestine back.

>power armor
is that like metroid?

kek stop im so tired

fist my ass, bigly.

from the distance,

ted cruz replies, "okay"

Time to colonize Mars.

next we nuke Mecca

Tell them to check the resume.

You must hunt down and kill Jackie Chan

Lets build some molten salt reactors and secure the USA's superpower status forever
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Grab the football and nuke every Islamic country the world over several times. Order camps opened to purge undesirables within America (uncivilized blacks, Muslims, minorities taking welfare, natives), prepare for the destruction of Toronto and Hong Couver and to annex salvageable parts, camps for Canada following same rules, these new territories do not get voting rights.

We gotta disclose the AYYYs and the Hollow Earth with the Nazis chilling there.

OPEN THE DOOR

GET ON THE FLOOR

EVERYONE VOTE THE DINOSAUR

*LAUGHS MASTICATINGLY*

*FOAMS INTERANALLY*

*ANTICIPATES GUACAMOLLY*

...

*DOZES CARSONLLY*

Am I the only one that doesn't think that looks particularly like him?

The Reddit faggatory is leaking. Go back to writing prompts.

yeah, see attached

Of course he's dead. He's been dead for 4 years.

It's time to go north.

but where will we find that quantity of salt bro?

Will Canada get to serve as the New Fuhrer's Poland? It feels like an honour, I've been waiting since I was a child to be blitzkrieged by America.