You wake up, the date is April 30th, 2017. You're in Trump Tower, 66th Floor. You look in the mirror: you've become the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump. Secret Service agents knock on the door, they're ready to escort you to The White House.
Your secretaries and assistants congratulate you: the first 100 days of office were a complete success. Everything you said you'd do, you've done. Deportations have started, draining of the swamp has begun, the military is preparing to assault ISIS with Russian soldiers, plans for The Wall were released in a press conference two weeks ago. Even your worst detractors have accepted you as their President. Finally people begin to admit they hope you really do Make America Great Again.
Your cabinet is assembled for a boardroom meeting you yourself planned, but never explained to them what you were going to discuss. On the 101st day of your Presidency, the Trump Administration eagerly awaits their new orders from the POTUS.
Grab the football and nuke every Islamic country the world over several times. Order camps opened to purge undesirables within America (uncivilized blacks, Muslims, minorities taking welfare, natives), prepare for the destruction of Toronto and Hong Couver and to annex salvageable parts, camps for Canada following same rules, these new territories do not get voting rights.
Thomas Rivera
We gotta disclose the AYYYs and the Hollow Earth with the Nazis chilling there.
Austin Adams
OPEN THE DOOR
Jose Wright
GET ON THE FLOOR
Nicholas Miller
EVERYONE VOTE THE DINOSAUR
Leo Taylor
*LAUGHS MASTICATINGLY*
Lincoln Reed
*FOAMS INTERANALLY*
Tyler Stewart
*ANTICIPATES GUACAMOLLY*
Jordan Wright
...
Dylan Williams
*DOZES CARSONLLY*
Tyler Collins
Am I the only one that doesn't think that looks particularly like him?
Tyler Lopez
The Reddit faggatory is leaking. Go back to writing prompts.
Carson Cook
yeah, see attached
Luis Bell
Of course he's dead. He's been dead for 4 years.
Juan Anderson
It's time to go north.
Chase Phillips
but where will we find that quantity of salt bro?
Ayden Phillips
Will Canada get to serve as the New Fuhrer's Poland? It feels like an honour, I've been waiting since I was a child to be blitzkrieged by America.