Justin Trudeau is Castro's son

Post all the evidence that proves Trudeau is Castro's offspring. We're going to finish this case once and for all.

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Hello Eric Stover

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more convincing than this guy 2bh

also it's quite possible that he cucked him, now look at Trudeau and then look at these two men and guess which one would be the likely father

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the balding midget is father to the tall strapping lad that is Justin Trudeau

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what a coincidence!
Justin Trudeau visit Castro 2 weeks before Castro dies...
castro getting a very high praise on the statement about Castro death.
Trudeau mentioning the visit to Castro and his sons..
So, maybe Castro was on the verge of death, and he want to see her son?
maybe the mother (a whore) revealed to justin the truth about Castro..... remember Pierre Trudeau was dead long ago (2000)

the plot thickens???

I mean compare him with his brother, does it look like these two men have the same father?

His mother was apparently known to be promiscuous

>my wife's son
notice the balding pattern is very different

#JustinCastreau

He has that midget dad of his's nose though

does he?

Castro flirted with Margaret Trudeau

That's the picture that convinces me. From that angle it's impossible not to see Justin in Fidel.

Yeah he does - the sides of Justin's nose are pretty much identical to his fathers and you don't get such a nose out of pure chance, it is genetics

looık at the shapes of their foreheads

She is a bat shit insane bi polar sex addict.

Delete this

Delete this thread please, Canada is perfect in every way

Much better than Australia at the very least

Justin Castreau

How has this not caught on yet

dem hand placements

Northern wall when?

Someone find out where Margaret was in March of 1971

Or it might be the average of big Cuban nose and the nose of Margaret Joan ""Trudeau""

Look at Fidels face in the top pic, he is angry but for what reason?

literally proof

>There were many other encounters like this. Zhou Enlai, Mao Zedong's right-hand man, talked to her about women's lib. Fidel Castro chatted her up one night on a beach. He told her his eyes were weak, and "every day to make them stronger I force myself to look at the sun. I find it very hard. But do you know what I find harder? To look into the blue of your eyes."

>He's probably incorrect from an ophthalmic point of view, but still, what a line! "Oh, my darling Fidel!" says Margaret. "And he's still hanging in there." You ought to do a world tour, I say. Go and hit up all the old stagers. "I know!" she replies. "I've had some great lovers; I've had some great friends."

www.baka.com.au/good-weekend/the-return-of-70s-wild-child-margaret-trudeau-20160313-gni3vb.html

Inconclusive. They DO look related. Cheek bones, bridges of nose, jaw, mouth, brow....

well they have same mother

The funeral is for Michel, Justin's brother who died in an avalanche.
It's Michel that Castro is holding in that photo

He was legit upset that Michel died

they do look related at least

It was big potato's funeral, not the brother's.

I mean I am on board with this. Just trying to be objective.

I think they Pierre =gay is probably most likely.

Sigh... they're not related, so stop Your slander.

This is the worst thing about NEET culture - it's an explosive combination of people with too much time on their hands, and not enough education and capacity of critical thought. Give it a break... The jobs that these people do is hard enough without constantly being assailed by an army of retards.

well there you have it.

The current Canadian president is the result of his mom cucking a French socialist for Fidel Castro.

This is funnier than Chelsea Clinton being Webb Hubbell's daughter.

>Castro: I stare at the sun to improve my eyesight
>Justin: If you kill your enemies they win
Well shit, they have the same bulletproof logic

>Sweden
Cuck central

>i stare at the sun to strengthen my eye sight
I did this as a kid, fucked my eyes up. I was an impressionable lad with no father, so DBZ taught me that you get stronger by getting hurt, so while it hurt a lot I pushed through it.

>If you stare at sun your eyesight will get better.

hello pizzagate distraction

Pierre Trudeau was a literal cuck

>and if the sun burns your eyes out, you win

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>Pierre holding the book open while his wife latches onto Fidels arm

OH KEKNADIA

CUBAN BULL STRONG AND PREPPED

you inherit the baldness from the mother's side, not the father's.

exactly

That's one BEADY franco.

>tfw to smart too provide evidence for my non-argument

Post your face when you realize Castro slammed that clam!

This picture convinced me. What the fuck, that is the same face as Justin's.

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All Commie women are, like Obama's mom.

>The current Canadian president
>current Canadian president

>Canadian president

This is why people think Americans are dumb.

As to Trudeau actually being Castro's son, well it's the current year, anything is possible.

It's an argument enough. Perhaps you guys should spend your abundant free time doing something meaningful, other than this shit. There's productive shitposting, and then there's this, just shitposting.

Also

>A fucking leaf

Is that...nappy?

Christ why am I looking at a photo of Justin Castreau's mom's slutty snatch? What is wrong with this timeline...

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I hate weedman almost as much as castro, but the faggot is as much of a useless cuck as Trudeau senior. Its clearly genetic.

Anyone checked his birthday, conception date and cross check with his mother's visits?

Changing your proxy doesn't count as evidence, friendo

justin pls take off your proxies and tell us why your mom was such a huge slut

google.ca/amp/s/www.thestar.com/amp/news/canada/2016/11/15/5-things-about-the-last-time-a-trudeau-visited-cuba.html?client=ms-android-bell-ca

Guys..... castro came to canada only once and it was for the funeral of trudeaus brother....

This article written before castro died talks about how much castro loved trudeaus mother........

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He's def Liam Neisen and Castro

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Balding comes from the mother tho so its inconclusive

Fuck off leaf cuck

Blue eyes. It's a fun meme but impossible. #GasTrudeau

It IS possible.

>tfw your country's leader is a literal cuck

castro is dead

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Margaret Trudeau has blue eyes, Castro has brown.

According to the chart that gives a 50% chance of blue eyes.

according to this world should be going blue in the end right?

Huh?

>all this shitposting about how Trudeau is Castro's son because young Castro and Trudeau look the EXACT same
>tfw you look exactly like a young Bernie Sanders

Did I get cucked guys?

I hate that I believe most theories on Sup Forums. You guys do a fucking good job of getting convincing evidence.

In any case, if this is true, its fucking hilarious. Canada will never be able to recover

No, you're just a normal Jew

Do I get any Jew powers?

>A literal "wifes son" is the leader of Canada

They'll definitely never live it down.

Its not just the percent to consider. Its the ratio of the percents of Castro vs Pierre producing a blue eyed boy

so maybe now we can put a date on when castro made a deal with the mainland

the deal involved sex, like in feudal days

This is retarded, if you don't have the recessive genes for blue eyes you can't ever produce a kid with blue eyes.

You have superpower of vaporizing yourself

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I mean according to chart there are 0% chance of having brown eyes in 2 combinations and 1% on one, only one 0% on green and no 0% on blue. Also even brown+brown have the chance of having blue or green randomly, and since even green+green has only 75% chance of having green and blue+blue having 99% chance in the long run brown should drop to near 0 and blue should be the norm.

Well they have the same mother, no one's saying otherwise.

This one in particural is very convincing. When I saw that smilling Castro pic I thought that fuckers here photoshopped Trudeau`s face on him him, but after I found out it is genuine pic, I am really convinced.

>Blue eyes. It's a fun meme but impossible.

I'm half-mexican half-canadian, the entirety of my family is brown eyed except for my canadian grandfather and me. Recessive genes are a thing.

You're right that there's no hard evidence, but a bit of idle speculation about something isn't illegal in America; maybe you'd know that if you had "more education". Now run along back to your cuckshed

>You're a big guy, Castro
>For you

Chart doesn't show it but its implied all those eyes colours carry the recessive blue eye gene

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Possible evidence against this:
1. Justin was born Dec 25, 1971, so he would've been conceived in March-May 1971 (7-9 months before). There doesn't seem to be records of Castro in Canada at this time.
2. Pierre and Margaret Trudeau married in March 1971. This means he would've been cucked in the first few months of marriage.
3. Media followed Margaret around after they got married. They probably would've spotted her getting close to Castro.
4. Margaret first visited Cuba in 1976. Most instances of Margaret and Castro interacting (flirting) happened after that.

>and not enough education and capacity of critical thought

Spotted the sociology major.

Gold